Before I start, if this goes to the Library, can a Mod move it? ~StairWay To Runescape~ (Stairway to Heaven parody) There's a Player who's sure all that glitters is gold And she buying the stairway to Runescape. When she gets there she knows, if the worlds are all full With some typing she can get what she came for. Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to Runescape. There's a warning on the cave but she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. In a Yew by the Sea, there's a Wagtail who sings, Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it makes me wonder. There's a feeling I get when I look to the west, And my weapon is crying for fighting. On my screen, I have seen, lit fires by the trees, And the typing of those who stand looking. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it really makes me wonder. And it's typed that soon if we all call the tune Then the pker will lead us to reason. And a new skill will dawn for those who wait long And the forests will echo with keystrokes. If there's a bustle in your POH, don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the Kalphite Queen . Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on. And it makes me wonder. Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know, The pker calling you to join him, Dear lady, can you hear the air strike, and did you know Your stairway lies on the sound effects. And as we wind on down the road Our players taller than our soul. There walks a Player we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How every alch still turns to gold. And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll. And she's buying the stairway to Runescape..