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If a man says something in the woods, and no women are around to hear it, is he still wrong? True Story: George Schwartz, the owner of a factory in Providence, Rhode Island, barely survived a 1983 blast that totaled his factory except for one wall. After being treated for minor injuries, he returned to the scene to see what he could salvage. The remaining wall collapsed on him and killed him. How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should already be open by the time she gets it to the couch. --------------------------------- Farmer Zeb got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?" "Well, Zeb, that's a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig there came a-running, went after that boar, and chased him away. Saved my life!" "And the boar tore up his leg?" "No, he was fine after that. But a bit later, we had that fire. Started in that shed up against the barn. Well, that ole pig squealing like he was stuck, woke us all up. And 'fore we got out of there, the dern thing had herded up all the other animals out of the barn and saved em all." "So that's when he hurt his leg?" "No, Zeb. He was might winded though. When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pond and dragged me out 'fore I drowned. Sure did save my life." "And that was when he hurt his leg?" "Oh no, he was fine. Cleaned him up, too." "Ok Fred, just tell me. How did that pig get a wooden leg?" "Well," the farmer said, "a pig like that you don't wanna eat all at once."

So it's safe to say they also drop key and shield halves?

Well, I'm trying to get 86 magic (78 now), working on my slayer some, and I will need to catch some more food soon (That stupid giant just would not die. I'd get him to about 1/4 health, and he'd be invincible...). To many things at once.....

Here are some pics of a couple of the pages.

I have maybe 2 mil cash, and I'm not gunna even try to add up my bank. Just a few things off the top of my head: Full Zamorak, every dragon weapon, about 400 nats, 3k fires, 4k waters, 2 fire mystic staves, full blue mystic, white mystic robe and shirt, mud staff, and a butt load of herbs. Thats all the stuff I can think of worth mentioning I guess. I pretty much just keep whatever I'll need for whatever reason

But how would people get in the portal to get a ticket to pay the toll to get in the portal?

Exactly. I do some slayer assignments, then go do a few barrows runs, the kill some random monsters, then go do a few farming rounds, then head off to PC, then maybe make some flat packs. Whatever I feel like doing.

The PC lander. 5 gp to get on.

You can still view it in explorer, I just haven't been able to check all versions of explorer, and things might not line up right.

Well, not that people have had a chance to read over it, what are some peoples opinions about it? Would it be worth for me to spend my time putting it together, and $10 a month for decent hosting?

I was actually a little suprised when you pointed out that the map goes from 30 N to 20 S. I would think that the iceburg would match up with Alaska, but only 30 degrees? That's almost tropical. The tropic of cancer and the tropic of capricorn are like 27 degrees, aren't they?

Gay-lin-or That's how I pronounce it anyway. Pretty sure it's not "right" though.

I kinda like that one.

One of the newspaper staff must have posted that, because only the staff can see the cbox. :-k I'm sorry you got a message like that. For the record I think the tribune is a very nice paper. I know, we don't think it's you, we think it might be another guy that got deleted. The Gielinor Gazette doesn't seem bad either, I like the 'Jagex are cats' article XD I knew you didn't think it was me, I just feel it's a shame that people have to act like that. I got the cat idea from one of those "animal cruelty" rants everyone likes to post all of the sudden, and the Cats and Dogs movie. And I'm definitely gunna do more with the cat conspiracy.

barbeque

Well, since a "mire" is a swamp, I'm pretty sure that's how Mort Myre is pronounced, and it would seem that is were the Myreque get the first half of their name. I personally pronounce it Mire-Key, but I really don't have any idea how Jagex intended it to be pronounced.

I like alching in Dharoks tomb. But, as people have said, you get flamed there alot. See someone in there not fighting and automatically assume it's some jerk trying to teleother. Always a chance of getting a good death pile, and I'm willing to return the items if they weren't jerks about me just being there, keeping a small finders fee at least.

One of the newspaper staff must have posted that, because only the staff can see the cbox. :-k I'm sorry you got a message like that. For the record I think the tribune is a very nice paper.

Mr. Snuffelupagus

What interesting things can you possibly do in Varrock? At least the Fremmenik islands have something interesting to do. But why would they have to use existing features for all the tasks? Ok, that's what they did on karamja, but repeating something like the karamja diary in another area won't take a week to develop, unless you want to make it really big and only have one person to do the programming. It won't take very long, you just need to do a lot of testing, because that takes most of the time, but without adding a lot of new things, I don't think the testing would take long either. So if you have several people on the programming of the tasks, you can easily add some new things to make difficult tasks and at the same time make varrock more interresting. That's true. The could add more rooms to the sewers. It would be cool if doing the easy tasks opened a new room, which had a somewhat hard monster in it. One of the medium tasks is to kill that monster. The doing all medium tasks would open another room, with a really tough monster. Killing him would be one of the hard challenges. Just throwing around some ideas. I might suggest that on RSOF.

What interesting things can you possibly do in Varrock? At least the Fremmenik islands have something interesting to do. I'm thinking Varrock might have some wilderness tasks. Other than that, the highest level challange for Varrock is killing a moss giant. If they do add wilderness tasks, it will be like Christmas for the pkers....

I almost feel they should let you view the results first. I wanted either Varrock on Falador, neither one any more than the other. Somehow I knew that one of the 2 would be very popular, and the other one would be near the bottom. If I vote for the popular one, it might actually make a difference. If i vote for the one near the bottom, it is practically wasted. I voted for Falador...

According to the items database, it alchs for 0 gp. SO, you will not keep it. I think.

I probably will change the title since there was already one sort of similar. I almost decided not to even post it after I saw the Gielinor Tribune. But since I spent a decent bit of time tweaking the code, I wanted my first edition at least seen. I just went back and checked, and I created the folder containing everything on May 23, so I spent about a week on it, and I've had some of my logos much longer. And I'm working on ways to not have it downloaded. I'm gunna start seeing how different host ads will effect my designs tonight when I get home. If they keep their banner ads the same size, I might be able to adjust for it. If nothing else I'll splice some pics together and just won't have the links.