The Dark Lord

Well, kids, you shouldn't be surprised. Remember Satan's relationship with Sodom Hussein? Yeah...

That's what you think, lad. I wear me kilt, and I am damn proud of it! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- As far as the discussion goes, I do find it ridiculous how prices will shoot up one hundred fold due to their aesthetics. I blame merchants, though.

All of our spirits are sucked into the black hole, and we discover that black holes are actual portals into hell. I can see the flames as I enter the event horizon. Time comes to a standstill. "Yes, Milord?" Satan!

Nice picture. :lol:

What an hero. *cries tears*

Hey, Arch. Ross and I were discussing the Kingdoms thread, and we were wondering if you would mind deleting all of the posts (save the OP and the reserve posts) once Ross buys the program. This way, we can save a perfectly good thread, re-do the rules and clean the slate (if someone claimed a land, they automatically get to keep that land once the game's overhauled).

After Retech dies, both of our spirits rise from its body, and it chokes my spirit to death. Then, my spirit comes out of my spirit's body, and I say "Well, this is unprecedented..."

That's strange. I always thought that the Anunnaki and the planet Nibiru would destroy Earth. The Anunnaki are giant humanoids with wings (some say they're Reptilians) that inhabit the planet Nibiru. Thousands of years ago, they came to Earth in search of gold (which was used to mitigate an atmospheric dilemma that they had). They eventually genetically engineered a new species (humans) and used them for slave labor. After the humans and some Anunnaki mated, the head Anunnaki got pissed off and flooded the world. When the Anunnaki come back in 2012, the planet Nibiru will pass by Earth, causing cataclysms. The western seaboard of the United States will be flooded. (Some people believe this [cabbage].) So.... Which theory sounds crazier? Gore's theory, or some Mesopotamians that smoked too much heroin? --------------- Now, let's get back on topic. :P -------------- Second Life was completed. All ships have been retrofitted with this technology. Also, Haven has announced that its personal Second Life devices (for sleep) have been completed. With the government now able to meet the emotional needs of the populace, I would like to say that i have become a utopia (in a certain aspect, at least). Eden is steadily growing. Population on Kajea should be around 2.4-2.5 billion now due to births. Add about another 300 million onto the planet due to colonisation programmes (Britanniae to Kajea). Scion, Pax Britannica, and Birthright continue to be rebuilt.

They cut my head off, and my spirit rises from my body and possesses you. While I control your body, I kill Grim, Ross, and Dusty before allowing you to kill yourself Samurai-style.

To be honest, it's stupid to even allow him to play. He kind of ruined things on Hegemony and caused some extra rules to be tacked onto the game since he went out of his way to troll us. He might've been funny at first, but to be quite frank, he sucks at trolling.

Isn't that like $200 when compared against an American dollar?

I control the French Empire, raspberry on the map. Grimdeath controls the United States of Britain, red on the map. RpgGamer controls the Russian Empire, purple on the map. Dusty controls the Serbian Federation, olive green on the map.

I bring a machine gun and a few Mausers and laugh at the knights as they come at me with swords while I'm mowing them down like grass.

The Republic's first order of business would obviously be dealing with the economic depression. We still have a desire to hold onto our position as a world power, of course. Vive la France!

I live in the South. ------- *wraps Retech in a Confederate flag and lights he/she/it on fire* (No, I'm not a Redneck/imbred.)

Is Balmung tradeable?

Grimdeath has announced to me over PM that he has claimed the United States of Britain. I negotiated with him over the Pacific Islands, Retech. :) Instead of him being Indonesia and stuff, he chose to be the United States of Britain.

I hope FTP3, bloom lighting, and the Christmas event come out tomorrow. I get out of school at noon, so I'd have enough time to mess around with it.

That's what I was saying earlier. :razz: The blackhole is only powerful enough to do 2 KM worth of damage (kind of like a nuke that cleans up after itself), but it isn't strong enough to gobble up a planet. The black hole left a crater on the testing site because of sand.

You're not doing it right. "Get yar Yankee [wagon] off ma property!"

I don't get what you're saying. I'm just doing what you suggested for me to do about 20 days ago. Plus, you rolled it, and it came out to be 2 km^2 of destruction with a cap of up to 70 km^2 of destruction.

Hmm.. Works for me. Anyway, are telegraphs invented yet?

But... But... A black hole of that magnitude isn't strong enough to gobble up an entire planet. *Random physics rambling* E = MC^2 5000 N * 9.81 M/S^2 = 49050N

All nations without flags are ready for the taking, I believe. This includes the Serbian Federation, Chinese Empire, the Danes, and the Ottoman Empire.

Teachers are likely going to go on strike (the majority of the teachers in our large, county-wide district). This would probably give us a longer Christmas break because the school board is stubborn. The strike's over the school board refusing to continue to recognize unions. The teachers, bus drivers, and auxiliary staff are all epically pissed off, and they're threatening to go on strike. If they go on strike, school's going to be closed for a while (unless the school board goes into submission). If that happens, this will be a VERY interesting and exciting year. It's also my senior year, so.... YEAH!