The Dark Lord

Or he'll go off the deep-end. I suppose that you have no choice. Just make sure he doesn't do any crazy [cabbage] like cutting himself...

she's one of the few good looking girls that actually has a brain. Is it your heart that's saying that, or are you looking for a piece of meat? (Woman cooking food) did you not read my story? Read every last bit of it. Judging from my own experiences and the experiences of 90% of all teenage guys, you probably got your feelings mixed with wanting to have sex with her and mistook it for "falling in love" with her. ------ @Ratchet. Okay, I had a friend that had a long distance relationship with a girl I met at a summer camp that my old church had. I talked to her as a friend, and my friend came over and talked to her. Apparently it lasted for hours (he was spending the night), and it led to him going into the bathroom with my phone a few times. When he came out, I was like "WTF?!" Anyway, apparently they "dated" for a couple months. She was apparently a virgin (what she told him) and said that she wanted to meet him (you know why). Anyway, they broke up one night, and he came to me in tears and said that she had sex with some random guy in the band room. I knew by the signs that she wasn't the type of girl that he needed to date because she was a [bleep], but he ignored me (which almost broke off our friendship because he was being so extreme with it). She then kept texting and calling us, trying to "date" us or talk about some of her psycho stories about her and a guy in the woods that she screwed and lost her virginity to. It was disgusting [cabbage], and I eventually just changed my number, especially after she sent me about 50 text messages that were cussing me out because I wouldn't talk to her. I'm not sure if he did the same or not. The best thing you can do is to break it off IMMEDIATELY. Get the wench to stop calling him. NOW.

she's one of the few good looking girls that actually has a brain. Is it your heart that's saying that, or are you looking for a piece of meat? (Woman cooking food)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJaqAaVhAsg This is what happened to TTan when he tried to rip Retech's clothes off. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I open up a time portal, and a thousand Nazis riding raptors come out of it, shoot everyone up, and then they annex Hex's house. I doubt he'd care anyway. Those are his beliefs, after all.

I shoot Retech in the balls with a pistol.

Ummm I'm pretty sure that that phrase isn't true, nor found anywhere in the Bible. Amen, Brother. "Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?"

Are you taking hydro (codone)? That's the [cabbage].

Since Rocco's drunk, his piss is actually 90% alcohol (how does he survive this? who knows). The fire is worsened by Rocco's drunken piss. I died from the nuclear blast, but I respawned and sniped Grim IN THE FACE.

I'll go ahead and post this update since I don't feel like typing it up later. (I will probably add more to the update later tonight, depending on my mood and headache.) Remember me stressing the gravity of my project and how it was pulling me in? Well, I unveil this to you. "Researchers were amazed when the Edinburgh Project was executed on a vast, empty desert (Kajean desert world). Three...Two...One...Brace yourselves! One of the largest recorded dunes was momentarily engulfed in a dazzling, bright violet light. Then, something amazing happened. The sand dune started collapsing, as if it was being sucked into something. It was. The Edinburgh Project was nothing other than a gravity bomb, which generated an unstable black hole. Once the dust cleared, only a crater measuring two square kilometres was left. My God... It's so goddamn beautiful..." The gravity bomb research will be an ongoing project.

I light my drunken piss on fire, which happens to be pooled around TTan's feet. He catches on fire.

I agree that we shouldn't have equal populations. That wouldn't work with the continuity of the storyline. Also, keep in mind that this is supposed to be very much like the original hegemony game. We didn't have any complex point systems. In fact, we didn't have any at all. Everything was governed by common sense, and the game was very social. Alarms always go off in my head when I hear "points" being discussed on this thread. We tried to implement the same system in Kingdoms (which failed) and Hegemony V2 (which caused problems and complicated things). We don't need a rigid system like that. In my opinion, things should focus more on the social and cultural aspects of the game. As for random events, I can see the reasoning behind having more frequent random events for the larger empires. However, i don't think that mutiny and rebellion (which are the same thing) should be the only negative events, otherwise our nations would be in a constant state of civil war and nothing would ever be achieved. Right now, the United States is having a rebellion in South America, and I'm having economic problems. --- Government: Republic/Democracy

Mine's about slitting the throats of enemies and allowing their blood to nourish our fields...

Pfft. Shanty Claws was a wuss. Shawty Claws is a pimp.

Well, I suppose that my nation already has a specialty due to France's powerful air fleet. What types of craft do I have? Just airships? Also, it's not really possible to have WWI-style aeroplanes that are powered by steam (will replace this energy source at a later time), is it? Also, what are my naval, army, and air force strengths? (Rating)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cMxJBenigY&feature=related That's a better anthem. You would need a more manly version of the anthem, but that would be appropriate for the Republic. Also, My Country Tis of Thee isn't bad either.

I'll be the Great French Empire, I guess. Aux armes, citoyens! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g

Country: Germania Government: Imperial monarchy, Republic (citizens vote for prime minister) Era: The Second Reich History: At the end of the end of the nineteenth century, Napoleon conquered Britain after the Battle of Waterloo. Twenty years later, the Second Reich was formed after Germany invaded neighbouring countries, including France. Germany's mechanized weapons were more than a match against the French infantry, and the Luftwaffe dominated France's skies. After the War, Napoleon was sent to Berlin for execution. Since Germany conquered France, Britain automatically fell under Germany's control. Some of the British high-command rejoiced in the fact that the two great branches of the glorious and superior Anglo-Saxon race were united. "Heil der Kaiser," was a common battle cry as German troops paraded through their dominion. In order to secure Germania's invulnerability, an alliance was wrought between the Continental United States [of Britain] and Germania's Second Reich. Currently, all of Germania's subjects (which have become full citizens) are treated well by the German government, but Germania still holds an expansionist policy.Years after the War of the Second Reich, Italy became a protectorate and then later became a dominion of the Kaiser. Military: Luftwaffe (air force), Der Krieg (navy), Germanian cavalry, Germanian infantry, Germanian artillery Some of the aircraft in the Luftwaffe are real-life aeroplanes from World War I and Zeppelins. The Zeppelins are a lot more formidable, though and are often sent in along with hundreds of aeroplanes when an invasion is underway. The navy contains dreadnoughts. German artillery contains guns like Big Bertha. The infantry consists of soldiers in trench coats with gunblades and long daggers. The infantry soldiers wear German-style helmets with the imperial eagle emblazoned on them. German cavalry consists of vehicles and some horses. The horses have titanium armour plating for protection. After the conquests of the Second Reich drew to a respite, Berlin was overhauled. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k9VKjfffs4&feature=related The great Germanian monument was constructed. In the outskirts of the city lay vast steam-driven factories. All visitors to the imperial city are often awestruck by the grandeur of the great Germanian Monument. Gatherings take place inside the Square whenever the Kaiser has an announcement to make to the public. Vatican City remains "sovereign", however the popes and clergymen of the Roman Catholic church are all supporters of the Germanian Reich, claiming that it perfectly symbolises God's will for mankind.

That's half of my territory... Instead of doing floating continents, why not do floating landmasses, sort of like the floating landmasses from Avatar? Actually, instead of being the United States of Britain, I would rather be Germania. I'll go draw up a map in a second, but basically, we rule Germany, France, the British Isles, Poland, Czech Republic, Austria, Switzerland, and Italy. Our pros are superior engineering quality, a good naval fleet, and France's air prowess.

Archi, what does the United States of Britain control? I call dibs on that by the way.

The Britannian government thanks you for your generosity. :razz:

I sold you the Holy Empire slot on Mars as well, remember? Also, that orange slot above New Jakarta is part of New Kazakhia, as well as the orange slot between Germania and Sri Lanka. Nice try buddy. Kazakhstan never took over New Russia (which is the spot next to New Germania). Tbh idk who removed New Russia from the map. The slot between the Sri Lankan sector (Nigerian?) and the New Germanian sector was something that Trol assumed control of as she expanded. Kamino assumed control over New Russia before World War 5.

I sold you the Holy Empire slot on Mars as well, remember? Also, that orange slot above New Jakarta is part of New Kazakhia, as well as the orange slot between Germania and Sri Lanka. Your picture got Jpeg-raped. --- The Britannian Pharmaceutical Company has announced that the joint-research project with Kamino has concluded. The following drugs were produced: a longevity drug, a cognition-improving drug, a vision-improving drug, a confidence-boosting drug, an advanced strength-enhancing drug (Strength II), an intelligence-boosting drug, a stamina drug, and a perfected anti-aging drug. The longevity, intelligence, cognition-improvement, and anti-aging drugs will be administered to the public immediately. People will enjoy a youthful body, an increased life-span, improved intelligence, and improved cognition when they are put under stress. A massive expansionist programme is currently beginning in Eden. Also, the Exotic Fruits Company has taken root (pardon the pun) on Eden, and exotic fruits from various indigenous Zhoreucian species are being exported, and exotic fruits that are not indigenous are being imported. Second Life goes public at the end of this year. Also, a major test will take place on the Kajean Desert world. The public has voted in favour of the creation of new shipyards and the aforementioned ships (Pax Britannica, Scion (former Ragnarok), and Birthright). Infrastructure is being created and improved on the Wet Realms. Incentives for having offspring are being offered for the mermaids. These incentives will include monetary rewards. These incentives should both help populate the worlds and improve the mermaids' quality of life until the average salaries can be improved until they are on par with Britannian wages. In lieu of the increasing population on Britanniae, colonisation on Unoph, Kajea, Gaia, and Eden is being increased dramatically. More colony ships will be produced in order to supply the demand. Airships have been completed, and they will be used in order to add a new facet to the tourism business. New cities are also being built on Terra (the far-east continent that is southeast of New Japan. Elysia is still being constructed on Gaia.

It'll only become a flame war with you around. @Rocco, f1

The Nazi hakenkruis is actually the inverse of the Hindu cross.

I like the airship idea. Since the aeroplanes were developed earlier in this alternative timeline, the planes probably had Renaissance influences.