The Dark Lord

Sniped. (You're dead.)

I wonder how Guthix would be related to Zaros and the Mahjarrat. I remember there being a theory that Guthix was actually a Mahjarrat because he is a shape-shifter and had a skeletal icon from the old God Letters. I think there was also some kind of altar dedicated to him during WGS that showed a skeletal face with tentacles.

The Populace of Astrum has elected to join the Britannian Empire as the Fourth Realm. Defensive structures are due to be set up around the planet/in the system immediately. An infrastructure improvement/construction programme is due to begin as soon as possible for the region.

I'd say that's the biggest evidence that he IS a Mahjarrat. A Zamorakian Mahjarrat that is. Wow... He's gonna be screwed when the next major Mahjarrat quest comes out and Zaros comes back.

City building still continues. Haven is contemplating some new ideas that will either complement the Life Extension Programme or be something completely autonomous. More information will be announced at a later time once Haven has decided whether or not the project is worth it. AU's complex in Elysia has been finished. The entire Elysian Square itself is due to be completed soon. Cities are due to be built in Eden. The population on the continent is soaring. Likewise, the population of Unoph is growing.

I wonder if Baba Yaga and Korschei the Deathless are supposed to be secretly antagonists. I thought that in Slavic mythology they were evil.

Have you guys been deployed into Al-Kharid yet?

We're nihilists. We don't believe that the universe exists, so quite frankly, we don't care.

Anyway, scientists have developed a new type of drug that works as an aphrodisiac. Further research continues. More updates on the drug will be revealed in 30 years, then another 10 years after that. Bow chicka bow wow. ---- Anyway, as I'm typing this, a big [wagon] storm is producing lightning bolts that are causing the ground to quiver, so I'm going to sign off for the moment. Later.

Was that open tech? Can't remember. Anyways, Strength IV is complete, as well as Farm Spray III, meaning my troops can now lift tanks and my farms produce nearly 10x as much as a normal unaltered one. Farm spray was open tech, yes. Of course, it was limited to those who were members of Haven at the time. This also included the cold-tolerance pills and longevity drug that you produced.

His planet will be a single city upon completion. It will feature flying cars and incredibly tall skyscrapers. The population will be 300 billion since he is building over water as well.

The HMS Titan has been renamed as the HMS Avalon. It's still a Titan-class starship, however. Construction of the Scion, Birthright, and Pax Britannica shouldn't take much longer. Titan-class ships: -HMS Avalon -HMS Scion Other flagships: -HMS Birthright -HMS Pax Britannica (This is a note to myself.)

The mage teleports us back into the tavern. The bartender's still dead, and he has flies swarming him. There are mountains of beer steins on every table.

Next it'll be crushed "gem". First comes the softcore drugs, then half of the population is addicted to the hardcore kind!@

Good luck equipping them all. :lol:

He's going to have a bonfire.

Hey, Krieg. Where did you get your screen saver?

Wouldn't Northern Canada be safe? It has next to nothing for a human population. Just build a fort with a few buddies and bring a stockpile of ammunition and guns in order to protect you from hungry wolves. The downside would be low food rations.

They're suing the school district now. I'm not sure if there will be a strike. We'll have to wait and see, I guess.

I finally got 78 summoning in RuneScape. Now, i will try to cull enough charms for 79 and 80 summoning.

After shoving his gun up a man's anus, Mather hears an effeminate voice go "Whoooo!"

The bill that the legislature just passed is a farce. Forced privatized health care FTW? If you go to the emergency room and they find out you don't have a plan, then you can get fined for like $3000. All it does is jack the insurance companies off. Dumb [wagon]. Our country is going to [cabbage].

This is what you reminded me of: -------------- Since Ross is now God, can he create a rock that's too big for him to carry? He's all-powerful, but I'm not sure which defeats the other.

It keeps the people from having to touch your cone.

Dude, every 90's cartoon was like that. have you ever watched an episode of Power Puff Girls? The sexual innuendo is astoundingly obvious, now that my mind has matured. And i don't just mean that Sarah Bellum lived on 69 (something sexual can't think of it) street. 69 Yodelinda Valley Lane 69, yodel in the valley :lol: