The Dark Lord

That sucks. Posting his IP on 4chan might've helped to solve that problem. -.-

The problem is that money comes from other players. This system has the potential to create huge amounts of money, which could cause massive inflation. Can we all just pretend that nothing's changed instead of [bleep]ing up our own "economy"?

It's the Inuits, man.... The Inuits...

I was in some mysterious building ( I think it was a school ) and I find these people who were apparently my friends and start having conversations with them. Out of the blue, I see this demonic girl. I then confronted her and started a conversation, she offered me power and a new, enhanced body, which I accepted. Then, I was taken to a special machine and remade into this god-like, partially cybernetic body. She promised me a destiny in which I could become the ruler of a very powerful Empire that would eventually encompass the entire globe, but the scene soon changed and all of a sudden, others were brought to similar machines and remade into cybernetic slaves. Then, other machines were created to euthanize people by grinding them into a bloody pulp. I was appalled by the cruelty of the demonic [bleep] that I intended to lead a militaristic strike against her. Before the dream ended, I began to die because my body was flawed and began to deteriorate (by turning into dust). One time, I had a 3-part dream (over the course of 3 nights) in which a quasi-Communist country became a global superpower and declared war on the rest of the world. It began when the regime took control of an Eurasian nation and became strong allies with China and a few other Asian nations. The new regime began a series of purges that involved large public executions of "undesirables". In this first dream, I was a young man that was witnessing the execution of his wife by beheading and was being held back by some of his friends because they knew that I would be slaughtered if I pulled my gun out and started firing at the government officials and the executioners. Instead, I reluctantly gave in to his friends' pleas and plotted to assassinate every executioner. Later on, I found myself in some storage room in a former school, and I was a young boy. I was hiding from the cold (the nation declared nuclear war, which resulted in a nuclear winter). A man walked in (he was pretty huge) and saw me. I rushed at him, but I was surprisingly powerless and was easily apprehended. I was then taken to a room with a huge map showing the strategy for the war. On the map, there were arrows surrounding every continent, but most were pointing at Europe and North America. The leader then walked in and explained what was happening, and he stated that the war was designed to wipe out the human race and obliterate the planet. The man was clearly insane, but intelligent. I was then taken into another room, forced onto my knees with a pistol pointing to the back of my head, and shot. Other than those aforementioned dreams, the other ones that I consider the strangest include nightmares that I have had as a young child. The ones that were induced by watching a scary movie or whatever. The current dreams that I have now just involve lucid dreams in which I'm living an alternative life with an alternative historical timeline. These lives are very realistic and involve all five senses. It's like a different reality. If I were to fall into a coma and live in one of these realities, I would forget about the present and not realize that I'm lying in a hospital bed in the "true" reality. These dreams are always very pleasant and enjoyable, and I always find myself in a disappointed mood when I wake up to find that it's not real.

I think it's pretty much agreed that this is is a bluff from Jagex (except the autoban, no appeals thing). If they truly had an impervious detection system, the ability for players to report macro users would be removed because it would be useless and not needed anymore. They used American spelling in their post by the way. I still don't like the idea that I can be wrongfully banned and strong-armed by Jagex, while only famous players have a snowball's chance in hell of being able to appeal and automatically being unbanned.

If we received a temp ban from the forums, are we automatically disqualified, even if the temp ban was issued a few years or more ago?

Sounds like another case of "guilty until never proven innocent". It's not fair on the players whose accounts were hijacked by some [puncture]s that wanted to use macros on them and effectively got that person's account banned. Now, they lose their account permanently, cannot even appeal, and lose all subscription fees put into the account. If they actually gave details of their "detection" system, it'd help us know the legitimacy of it. Until they provide us with a competent customer support system, I will continue to doubt the legitimacy of any other such "'accurate' anti-cheating system" that they put in place.

No, this: If it was an accident, don't let it get to you; it wasn't your fault. However, if you intentionally did it, [bleep] you. :

Call them again, but disguise your voice and say that you have some pictures that would be useful for a sensationalist story that would very likely draw the focus of many readers. Tell them your name is Deepthroat and when they ask to see you face-to-face, wear a trenchcoat and some detective hat.

Once you get 90 cons, you can buy anything that a level 99 cons person would put in their house. You can just use evil stews and the crystal saw.

Holy [cabbage]! What's his power level?!

I like soft, slightly chilled pillows. I also sleep with fans on, even during the winter. When it's cold outside, I prefer sleeping with a sheet draped over my body and a thick blanket. When it's warm outside, I prefer sleeping with just two layers of sheets draped over my body. I always prefer to tuck myself in and put a pillow or blanket under my foot to keep it propped up. Tucking myself in mummy-style adds a sense of security when I sleep.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31208188// [hide=] [/hide] To sum it all up, an anti-Semitic man walked into a Holocaust museum and killed a guard. What is your opinion about hate crimes? Do you believe that they are growing world-wide? Discuss.

Gangster rap, redneck culture, Disney, and religious fundamentalism.

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System update! :?

Good luck on maxing your combat.

Crimson and gold.

What if we have a mechanical arm for a prosthetic? :o

We started with 13, we just kept owning the other guys so much we had to make 50. More like we raped and slaughtered Native Americans and Mexicans.. :thumbdown: This doesn't even include what we (the colonists) did to British tax collectors (hanging them on "liberty poles"), not to mention what the Puritans did in Salem, Massachusetts during the 1600s. Don't forget that we [bleep]ed at Great Britain to give us Oregon Territory and plotted to expel the British once and for all by taking Canada (which didn't happen). Then there was the whole idea of Manifest Destiny ("God-sanctioned" right to build an empire or influence/manipulate the rest of the world) and the Monroe Doctrine, which stated that Europe didn't have the right to intervene in the Americas any longer. Of course, we also had the hatred toward Mexicans and the mass genocide of the natives. Then we had a nice guy as a senator during the 50s by the name of Joseph McCarthy, who loved to persecute... Okay, I'll stop. :P Anyway, I agree. It's nice that a few states are realizing that it isn't going to be the end of the world by letting gay couples marry each other.

Thanks, Jax! :D

Just got 99 defence too! 99 defence club for the win? ;)

No, it's 99 attack strength and defense, because defense is a melee skill too, right? def is an all around skill. you can train it using range, mage, or melee. it is also required to wear armours from each type. Then why do you buy it from the melee tutor? ;)

I just got 99 defence moments ago. This is my 4th and final melee stat to max. I achieved 99 hitpoints yesterday.

Thanks, guys! By the way, I'm going to get 99 defence today, so keep your eyes peeled. :thumbup: