The Dark Lord

Well I still have bad memories of having to shower in football and Richard would be like "HI!" to everyone. We made fun of one guy's Richard because it was a short little kiddo. "Quit making fun of Richard! He's vertically challenged!"

Well sadly I can't get in trouble for that here. (At least not as likely) My school sucks because there are very few attractive girls and most of the girls are ghetto, ugly, deformed. God I wish I didn't move from my last school... Damn could have a nice girl if I stayed there... (Moved because of Dad's stupid preaching 'career.') Anyways bring her to your house and bow-chika-bow-wow.

My dad does that... He is like what? three times in a row then I just say a cuss word and he happens to hear that.

It gets on my nerves when friends take a long time to respond to me. :ohnoes: I can be impatient. lol

1. Stretch 2. Run/jog for a while. 3. stretch 4. lift weights (lower body on some days, upper on others) 5. do sit-ups/push-ups Gonna be sore as hell, but worth it.

With a skimpy, wet T-shirt and Daisy Duke shorts!

I've done that. It's better to grow it though. Then go to a local street corner and sell.

And so he could keep himself company.

Good luck.

Who cares if it's all-highschool? Just get you a date and go have a good time...

UNIFORMS (need I say more?) Well, the school decided to make it so that we could only wear a PLAIN, WHITE, polo shirt, and that was our only option, with pants, no matter what (I don't even own a pair of uniform pants). I started out nice and all, went in, asked the principal as to the reasoning behind it, she said that she didn't make the rule against that. I went down the line; vice principal, teachers, everybody. They all had the same answer "I didn't do that." Well, somebody did, as they did send out a notice. Then, I and some friends organized a petition, disregarded; it figures. We then pick-ited, no response. Finally, we all just sat in the hall and refused to do work. That kinda set them off. We still have to wear the polo shirt, but we can wear shorts again, and any length of socks, and any kind of shoes. They are still discussing about the shirts. Detention wasn't all that bad, I guess. I still don't know how they found it was me, anyway. Well we have to wear: plain hunter green polo, no more than 3 buttons, pleated khaki pants, no brads, no pockets on front; black/brown belt, can't have brads or a belt buckle; shoes w/o blue, red, or spongebob laces (Wtf!); the lanyard the school provides that has our ID; no half jackets, etc. Screw them and their damn uniform policy... We had a protest and over 30 kids were suspended and we even got suspended for wearing black arm bands that represented our protest. The school got sued I believe because they were violating the First Amendment. The superintendant (dumb [wagon] responsible for this [cabbage]) is retiring anyways. We boo him when he comes to speak. I always give him a "Go to hell" look.

Ari, did you know that rats are carnivorous? This is disturbing, but if you let it get hungry, it will attack you. I'm not even kidding. :twisted: There was some punishment where rats were placed on a person's face and then the rats started tearing it apart... :-X

I can normally eat at the usual hours except for breakfast. However, I've been skipping lunch at school to hang out with friends since I'm not really hungry then anyways. Then I eat a small snack at home after getting back from school. I don't eat a lot.

I also tackled the living @$@% out of some kid on the concrete at school... Got caught by the coach, who sent me to the vice principal. (Different school then, 7th grade) and got away without any punishment. As for the other guy... He got knocked the hell out I guess. He skipped school the next day and everyone went silent when they saw me. He was some punk that used to screw with me all the time because he thought being taller than me made him stronger.... Guess he doesn't think that anymore after I tackled him on the concrete then started swinging in his face over and over.

Lmao... During class? moron... Yeah, the teacher didnt catch him, but his peers did, he hasnt lived it down yet (that was 2 yrs ago) Can someone explain that one, it makes no sense (at least not where I come from) -sigh- He was having fun with himself... There was a special ed. kid doing that on the bus. He put his jacket over himself and did it.

Any dirty sites? lol No :x Just like random sites and Email. Theres a huge siteblocker at our school. Even blocks google images. No wonder, my friend was looking up cheerleaders for a project (don't ask why not his choice) and... it was under images and there was por- on it... Me caughts him, lucky teacher didn't see, he X'd out quick enough. Oh I was looking up University of Texas Longhorns on Google @ school and UT cheerleader porn popped up. I was trying to hurry and find some fan site for a longhorn logo to put in some powerpoint I had to do... lol

Yeah I've just got on some craze to make me look better. I mean they're finally gonna move the freshmen to high school next year (be a sophomore) and I'll be meeting new girls and stuff. By the way I hang with the cheerleaders and stuff. lol (hell yeah!) You don't know HOW MANY girls I get to just walk to me and sit on my desk and just say stuff like "You're so cute." Unlucky for me I (was) in a pissy mood then and they kinda left me alone... :wall: I can be such an [wagon]... But I'm gonna change that and become a playa. :wink:

I'm considering contacts right now... I have glasses, but they get smeared and oils on the lenses too easily. Plus I sometimes fall asleep in my glasses and they get bent up. Just sucks... I think I'm gonna get some glasses with polycarbon and transition lenses then get some contacts too. Wear the contacts then use the glasses when the contacts get uncomfortable.

Any dirty sites? lol

lmao In art, one girl asks questions best not even asked... She asked how a girl mastur-- yeah lol... Then a guy across of her blurts out "What's a dirty Sanchez?" We all look at him and say "We don't know; we don't want to know..."

Okay the vice principal (let's call him Mr. Glover) was outside of my 5th period class. I heard him and I just said out loud to a student "Man Mr. Glover is such a dumb [wagon]... All he can do is scratch his nuts and grunt all the time...." After I said that he made a grunting sound and I was like "[cabbage]!" lol Didn't even get caught.

I've done that before but teachers say I'm a good kid and never believe the students telling on me. lol

I got caught with my uniform pants (Damn school!) and the front of them (in that area) was a little stiff... People thought I had an erection. lol Or maybe it was. I don't remember for sure. lol (I just remember some hot girl hanging with my friends and we were staring at her breasts and she was showing her thong to us in front of the biggest perverted teacher in the school.) So... :uhh: :XD:

That's what's bothering me about all the "I'm not scared of the darkness at all" posts. You'd literally have to not even be exposed to modern media at any time in your life to not have the idea that something's going to pop out at you in the dark... As I said before, I don't watch horror movies, but I still get the feeling there could be something in the darkness, just from frikking commercials for horror movies, and maybe watching too much Scifi channel :-k . Like R-Kelley (sp?) is gonna come out and piss on you. (Watching Chappelle's Show atm) <--- hahaha

If you hadn't much of a social life, yes. But people can make like over a phat in one night staking. Oh but you need 99 magic and a hella lot of luck at it to be able to do it.