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lol I thought you were joking when you said Victor Krum was hot. I thought you meant you wished you looked like that to get the ladies. 8-)

It's legitimate, so shut the [bleep] up about that, please? How come if a homosexual wants to be heterosexual, they just don't live like one and have sex with hot chicks instead of ugly guys?

No one answering my question? :cry: And I want a homosexual to answer it, not some algebra geek bolding his message after editing it so it could cover both Mage's and my posts....

This might sound stupid but oh well. If you want to be heterosexual, how come you just don't live like one and just tell people to shut the hell up when they make fun of you for having a high voice or whatever? I mean if that's what you want to be, why not be it? I thought gay only meant you did it with guys not having an elongated 11th cromosome or whatever... Hot [wagon] girl > ugly [wagon] guys

Actually I believe it is taught in the Bible that God loves them, but not their sin. Anyways 'night.

*cricket chirping*

Damn...We gotta be 21 here. No more wine for now. (Althrough I've had some before, like at age 12. :wink:) Anyways sometime in Feb and I am too lazy to tell but I'm 15. So yeah.

There is... Very funny. No wonder I haven't heard of her. Icky. I was talking more along the lines of a Diana/Charles bi-product. Man, that would be a smokin' Princess, I bet. ...Oh. Anyways. Besides you live in the U.S. That'd be a long way to go only to get turned down... :-w Damn... No smoking hot princess? :cry: You need a Pamela Anderson or something for a princess...lol

Hey that's a pretty clever idea.

Ever heard of condoms and birth control?

Thats pretty tight..saying that it could be true Im not homophobic...I like homosexuals..I love homosexuals....and do you know why More girls for me \ Then they go to a gay camp and commit suicide because they couldn't "pray the gay away." (Southpark) If that's true, more die and more straight men respawn and then the chicks get taken up. Or they become lesbos and then they hate guys and try to set up traps in the Amazon and kill men with spears.

People believe the Earth is 6,000 years old? I'm a Christian but I don't know any followers that believe that and I've only heard about it in a book called Contact.

The game is luring you back... lol

That sucks. I thought you were just trying to be funny... But Chelsea fck23 or whatever Bull [cabbage]ted you? Man that sucks... That's why I don't DK...

The event reward turns you into a [rooster]? Thanks?

Maybe Snape kills Voldemort as Voldemort is about to slay Harry. After Snape saves Harry, he dies due to breaking the Unbreakable Vow.

In my opinion, Atheism doesn't make much sense to me. Even in the Big Bang Theory (I support it.), you can't deny that whatever triggered the explosion that brought matter into existence is what we call God. Atheists point out things that are "impossible" in scriptures, but they usually (like the followers of it) take it as something literal. I believe the Bible uses metaphors. Honestly, it's not really the history of the religion, but the message it brings to the follower. It is a guidebook of how to live your life. Of course it's not a perfect life, nothing is perfect. It's just there so you can live as a faithful servant. It doesn't matter if Noah lived to nearly 1000 years old, or if God is truely in the form of light. (Which I believe is a metaphor. What does light do? It guides you if you are in the dark.) But like I said in the first paragraph, I believe God used what we call the Big Bang to create matter. Before Creation, the Universe co-existed with God (Think of it as an infinitely-vast container.) and then, for whatever reason, he decided to trigger a massive explosion that brought matter into existence. (I believe that God "speaking matter into existennce" was a metaphor.) Whether he used Evolution to develop organisms, I don't believe it matters. I hear from one source that it's impossible for traits to be passed on like that in the manner that Evolution states. Then from another source, I hear it is possible. But like I said, I only care about the message that my religion teaches, and there's nothing you can do to make me change my Christian faith.

Lagged on this message.. My message is a couple posts down. Anyways, I believe God isn't human-like or an organism of any sort. I believe he is formless. He simply is there. We can't observe him, yet he's just there.

Probably some old nun in his bio class...

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@Tigra: lmao John, age 15 There is evidence that he existed. Anyways I believe he was the Son of God and if you flame me, I don't really care.

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