Faux Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Jesus bleep-ing Christ Tigra. We get the point, you don't like Christians. Bleep man, you're as bad as the fundamentalists you constantly whine about. :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Jesus was hatched. True fact^ "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korskin Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 This is exactly as it sounds, you confess to something you have done and feel better inside, I'll start... Brad, I'm sorry, but I've been sleeping with Stephanie... NO, I'm kidding, here's mine. I don't love people as much as I should. I wouldn't call that a confession. We all need to love more. If human nature was permeated by love, the world wouldn't look like it does. It's more just stating the obvious. If you expect other people to confess anything, you should at least try to come up with something real to confess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flametrooper Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I confess to barricading my parent's door and then climbing out the window, making my mom nearly crap her pants. Ah, how I love April Fool's Day. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satenza Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Billie Jean is not my lover. With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 She woke up half way through. Jk Seriously though i gave someone a concussion with a golf ball... Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackalope14 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. Haha. You might want to lay low for a while because your probably wanted for murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterofgod Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Okay, uhhh...A giant bunny hiding colored eggs has NOTHING to do with "new life". Just because eggs are involved doesn't mean it has any "new life" meaning to it. It's just another Pagan holiday that Christian's stole. Like Christmas. Or mabby your just makeing up trash in order to prove a point? Actualy easter originated with lint, a 3 month sort of 'fast' typicly marked by the sacrifice of something we like, such as suger, meat, or even tv. It starts at the begining of the year and extends untill the second sunday of april, IE easter. This sacrifice is maintained to remind us daily of the sacrifice Jesus gave for us. Yes, I am a christian, and yes I know your going to try and kill me for defying your self proclaimed 'facts', and no, I don't care. You wana come after me? fine, I know 11 ways to kill a man with one motion of my bare hands...bring it on...lol, jk, but siriously, I would kick your butt. Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satenza Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Oh shut up. With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Okay, uhhh...A giant bunny hiding colored eggs has NOTHING to do with "new life". Just because eggs are involved doesn't mean it has any "new life" meaning to it. It's just another Pagan holiday that Christian's stole. Like Christmas. Or mabby your just makeing up trash in order to prove a point? Actualy easter originated with lint, a 3 month sort of 'fast' typicly marked by the sacrifice of something we like, such as suger, meat, or even tv. It starts at the begining of the year and extends untill the second sunday of april, IE easter. This sacrifice is maintained to remind us daily of the sacrifice Jesus gave for us. Yes, I am a christian, and yes I know your going to try and kill me for defying your self proclaimed 'facts', and no, I don't care. You wana come after me? fine, I know 11 ways to kill a man with one motion of my bare hands...bring it on...lol, jk, but siriously, I would kick your butt. What an odd thing to say. And whats up with your sig, 'once an opinion is formed, the truth is irrelevant?' I suppose you use that to justify anything you want, yeah? What a load of crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigra00 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Jesus bleep-ing Christ Tigra. We get the point, you don't like Christians. Bleep man, you're as bad as the fundamentalists you constantly whine about. Riiiight...Because I said Easter has NOTHING to do with Jesus (it doesn't...) and it was another holiday stolen from Pagans/Celts/whoever else (it is...) that means I hate Christians? I've never claimed to hate Christians. I hate morons. Welcome to the "hated" list? And the other dude...Uhh, how could you be so sure you'd "kick my butt"? You have never met me, thus you don't know my size, even. I also studied martial arts for several years, so surely my butt isn't easily kicked? Nice RL threat over the internet though. You're my idol. The popularity of any given religion today depends on the victories of the wars they fought in the past. - Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Tigra, just don't bother retaliating, it doesn't look very good (no matter how stupid your opponent is or appears to be) :P . I.e., saying you studied the martial arts for years, no matter how true it is, holds little bearing on an internet forum :P . As for confessions? Hm, well, I hate parties :-w . Too noisy and cramped for me. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Riiiight...Because I said Easter has NOTHING to do with Jesus (it doesn't...) and it was another holiday stolen from Pagans/Celts/whoever else (it is...) that means I hate Christians? I've never claimed to hate Christians. I hate morons. Welcome to the "hated" list? You think I'm judging you from one post alone? I don't even have to go far and I see you trolling Christianity again, Jesus is a illegal Mexican immigrant day labourer who waits on street corners for someone to pull up and offer him work. When offered work, Jesus excitedly exclaims "Viva La Americana!" and hops into the vehicle. When on the site of said job, he whistles "La Cuca Ratcha" while he earns every penny of his $10/day pay-check breaking his back carrying baskets of strawberry's/lettuce/oranges/shingles/concrete mix/etc etc etc. This...This is the Jesus I know. I can't care less if one troll hates me. :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigra00 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Riiiight...Because I said Easter has NOTHING to do with Jesus (it doesn't...) and it was another holiday stolen from Pagans/Celts/whoever else (it is...) that means I hate Christians? I've never claimed to hate Christians. I hate morons. Welcome to the "hated" list? You think I'm judging you from one post alone? I don't even have to go far and I see you trolling Christianity again, Jesus is a illegal Mexican immigrant day labourer who waits on street corners for someone to pull up and offer him work. When offered work, Jesus excitedly exclaims "Viva La Americana!" and hops into the vehicle. When on the site of said job, he whistles "La Cuca Ratcha" while he earns every penny of his $10/day pay-check breaking his back carrying baskets of strawberry's/lettuce/oranges/shingles/concrete mix/etc etc etc. This...This is the Jesus I know. I can't care less if one troll hates me. Perhaps you should educate yourself, aye? Jesus is a common name among Mexican males. It's pronounced with an "H", not a "J". Did I claim there that Jesus was not the son of God? Or that he didn't exist? Or that Christianity was stupid? Nay. I made a joke based around the name because it wasn't specified which Jesus we were speaking about. I'm a troll? You're just another one of those guys who runs around and only posts when he can jump to a conclusion without using his brain. Had you actually used it, you would have realized what I did...Which WASN'T making fun of religion, dolt. The popularity of any given religion today depends on the victories of the wars they fought in the past. - Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Rofl, I've been browsing the forums for years. Believe me, I didn't do any 'jumping' for the conclusion :lol: :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigra00 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Rofl, I've been browsing the forums for years. Believe me, I didn't do any 'jumping' for the conclusion :lol: KAY LUV U 2. But seriously, just stop. The popularity of any given religion today depends on the victories of the wars they fought in the past. - Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 ...[Random st00f I can't understand]... easter originated with lint...[More st00f I don't understand]... That made me LOL in real life. I can just imagine some little kid... "Hey mommy, what's this stuff in my belly button?" [Throws it on a calendar] [Lint lands on the second Sunday of April] [New holiday is formed] Or was it bunny lint? o.0 (Sorry if I made too much fun of a spelling mistake. And I'm a Christian, so don't go flaming me for hating Easter and st00f. It was too hard to resist) And on topic - A few things I confess... It was his knife. He did it. It was his fault. He started it. And I only had a little of that white powder. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xewleer Posted April 2, 2007 Author Share Posted April 2, 2007 Alright guys, there are other threads for religious debates... I confess to starting WW 3 I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterofgod Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 ...[Random st00f I can't understand]... easter originated with lint...[More st00f I don't understand]... That made me LOL in real life. I can just imagine some little kid... "Hey mommy, what's this stuff in my belly button?" [Throws it on a calendar] [Lint lands on the second Sunday of April] [New holiday is formed] Or was it bunny lint? o.0 (Sorry if I made too much fun of a spelling mistake. And I'm a Christian, so don't go flaming me for hating Easter and st00f. It was too hard to resist) And on topic - A few things I confess... It was his knife. He did it. It was his fault. He started it. And I only had a little of that white powder. Haha, no that was funny, I knew that would happen when i posted it, lol. Its just Tigra and warri0r who are pissing me off now. One can't combat my argument, so he takes a joke to seriously and trys to prove me wrong by combating the joke, while the other dosn't seem to know what I mean, he only knows he want's to dissagrea, so he takes a shot at my sig. Together the two make me out to be some hypocritical "i'll say what i want, when i want" poster who dosn't think through what he says. Guss what guys, your wrong. I never open my mouth without thinking, I learned that from personal experiance. Guys like you make me sick. What ever your stand on religion is, I don't care right now. You could be gregory the great and I honestly wouldn't care. Wether I'm right or wrong, what I have seen has shown me two things. 1. You really don't know what your talking about, and 2. You take pot shots at who you can when you can because you get some sort of rise out of it. Back off boys, you don't want to mess with me. This isn't me being all "I'm smarter and better than you so don't even try it." This is me being all "I'm geting really really pissed right now and you don't want to get me in a flame war cuz it will probably get us both banned." Honestly, I'm the kind of guy who can take a good joke and will generaly roll with the punches, but there are a few points where, when hit, I will snap and tear you appart if we were IRL. Yall are treading on thin ice, so for my sake as much as your own, just back off. O.T. I confess to hateing 2 people. (i'll let you guss who) Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Y'all can turn any topic into a religous debate. Bravo! You should form some kind of team or something. Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 ...[Random st00f I can't understand]... easter originated with lint...[More st00f I don't understand]... That made me LOL in real life. I can just imagine some little kid... "Hey mommy, what's this stuff in my belly button?" [Throws it on a calendar] [Lint lands on the second Sunday of April] [New holiday is formed] Or was it bunny lint? o.0 (Sorry if I made too much fun of a spelling mistake. And I'm a Christian, so don't go flaming me for hating Easter and st00f. It was too hard to resist) And on topic - A few things I confess... It was his knife. He did it. It was his fault. He started it. And I only had a little of that white powder. Haha, no that was funny, I knew that would happen when i posted it, lol. Its just Tigra and warri0r who are pissing me off now. One can't combat my argument, so he takes a joke to seriously and trys to prove me wrong by combating the joke, while the other dosn't seem to know what I mean, he only knows he want's to dissagrea, so he takes a shot at my sig. I don't 'take a shot' at people for no reason. What you put in your sig truly is stupid and I'm sure anyone else could realise this as I'm pretty sure (unless I missed the meeting) that everyone on this planet values what the truth is. Amirite? Someone, tell me I'm not insane, please. Together the two make me out to be some hypocritical "i'll say what i want, when i want" poster who dosn't think through what he says. Guss what guys, your wrong. I never open my mouth without thinking, I learned that from personal experiance. Guys like you make me sick. I post one thing and you make an assuption about me. Please, so much negativity makes you die quicker. What ever your stand on religion is, I don't care right now. You could be gregory the great and I honestly wouldn't care. Wether I'm right or wrong, what I have seen has shown me two things. 1. You really don't know what your talking about, and 2. You take pot shots at who you can when you can because you get some sort of rise out of it. No, I don't get a kick out of this and I don't take pot shots just to boost a pathetic ego, trust me. Back off boys, you don't want to mess with me. This isn't me being all "I'm smarter and better than you so don't even try it." This is me being all "I'm geting really really pissed right now and you don't want to get me in a flame war cuz it will probably get us both banned." Does anyone else really see this as kinda wierd. We both make a couple of comments and you actually get mad about it. And we shouldn't mess with you...over the internet. We probably don't even live in the same country, mate. Life is to short to get mad over trivial crap like this Honestly, I'm the kind of guy who can take a good joke and will generaly roll with the punches, but there are a few points where, when hit, I will snap and tear you appart if we were IRL. Yall are treading on thin ice, so for my sake as much as your own, just back off. O.T. I confess to hateing 2 people. (i'll let you guss who) I confess to having a mental disorder which makes me cringe at negativity and people yelling, truly. I made one comment and you come up with this response... :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonimu Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 ...[Random st00f I can't understand]... easter originated with lint...[More st00f I don't understand]... That made me LOL in real life. I can just imagine some little kid... "Hey mommy, what's this stuff in my belly button?" [Throws it on a calendar] [Lint lands on the second Sunday of April] [New holiday is formed] Or was it bunny lint? o.0 (Sorry if I made too much fun of a spelling mistake. And I'm a Christian, so don't go flaming me for hating Easter and st00f. It was too hard to resist) And on topic - A few things I confess... It was his knife. He did it. It was his fault. He started it. And I only had a little of that white powder. Haha, no that was funny, I knew that would happen when i posted it, lol. Its just Tigra and warri0r who are pissing me off now. One can't combat my argument, so he takes a joke to seriously and trys to prove me wrong by combating the joke, while the other dosn't seem to know what I mean, he only knows he want's to dissagrea, so he takes a shot at my sig. Together the two make me out to be some hypocritical "i'll say what i want, when i want" poster who dosn't think through what he says. Guss what guys, your wrong. I never open my mouth without thinking, I learned that from personal experiance. Guys like you make me sick. What ever your stand on religion is, I don't care right now. You could be gregory the great and I honestly wouldn't care. Wether I'm right or wrong, what I have seen has shown me two things. 1. You really don't know what your talking about, and 2. You take pot shots at who you can when you can because you get some sort of rise out of it. Back off boys, you don't want to mess with me. This isn't me being all "I'm smarter and better than you so don't even try it." This is me being all "I'm geting really really pissed right now and you don't want to get me in a flame war cuz it will probably get us both banned." Honestly, I'm the kind of guy who can take a good joke and will generaly roll with the punches, but there are a few points where, when hit, I will snap and tear you appart if we were IRL. Yall are treading on thin ice, so for my sake as much as your own, just back off. O.T. I confess to hateing 2 people. (i'll let you guss who) 1. Stop being so violent. 2. Stop being so intolerant. 3. From what I know, Easter originated a long time ago in Jewish culture where it was called Passover. It could've mixed with lent (not lint). Passover originated before the Jews in a "pagan" culture. So did lent. Therefore, if you want to go back a few thousand years, Easter was first a "pagan" holiday. 4. Please spell words right. Get Mozilla Firefox if you need a spell checker. (warrior, "Amirite" is not a word; btw, you rock) On-topic: I confess to being intolerant and a hypocrite. Losers...Are you blind or ignoring me on purpose?Even though I sometimes side with religious people in some debates, I no longer consider myself religious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggy08755 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I don't 'take a shot' at people for no reason. What you put in your sig truly is stupid and I'm sure anyone else could realise this as I'm pretty sure (unless I missed the meeting) that everyone on this planet values what the truth is. Amirite? Someone, tell me I'm not insane, please. I have to agree, that saying in your sig is dumb. Just because you have an opinion on something, the truth just doesn't dissapear. Depending on the situation, you either don't listen to reason or the truth is your opinion.... well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!Stop acting such a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterofgod Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 . Depending on the situation, you either don't listen to reason or the truth is your opinion.... Thats exactly what I mean. I'm not promoting moral relativism, I'm saying once you form your oppinion you are reluctant to belive the truth. Which by the way, eather my side, or yours, is proving very well right now. Edit: As per the "stop being so violent" statment, I'm not violent, I'm defencive. I, admitedly, have large personality flaws, for reasons that I will not dissclose on a public forum. Over the years stuff has stacked up in my emotional life that causes me to be very defencive and very aggressive at time. This is why I wish we would all just drop it. I never ment for anyone to think that I actualy beleaved that I could hunt some one down and snip them in the forhead from 300 yards away over some forum dissagreament. It's a simple fact of life that people take things the wrong way, things get blown out of proportion, and people take more things out of constext untill you have a full scale war, wethere it be on a political, social, or personal level. I am typicaly resonable enugh. It just so happens that you all not only caught me on a day when I'm sick, but on a subject that will very easaly get me mad, and the ganging up dosn't help eather. I'm sorry if yall dissagrea with me. I in no way retract any of my statments. And I in no way will respond to further argumets because "Wining an online argument is like winning the special olimpics. Even if you win, your still retarted." Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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