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Noobs want a Boyfriend/Girlfriend.... Why!? Do they like to do it over the internet!? :shock:

 

 

 

Nah, I think they just get one so they ask them for stuff... What about you?

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I have done it before but only for role playing reasons, and with people I already know.

 

 

 

I hate the noobs that stand around begging for a partner, be they gold-digger or sadact. One time I said yes, only to find out minutes later my new girlfriend was 9 years old, at which point I became incredibly disturbed by my participation and logged out.

 

 

 

Another time I agreed to see how well he/she would hustle me for my gold. Wasn't subtle. Something like this:

 

noob: "want 2 b my bf"

 

me: "sure, why not.."

 

noob: "free stuff plz"

 

Just another time I wished I could stick my knife into my screen and have it come out the other persons screen, and into their face. :P

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Another time I agreed to see how well he/she would hustle me for my gold. Wasn't subtle. Something like this:

 

noob: "want 2 b my bf"

 

me: "sure, why not.."

 

noob: "free stuff plz"

 

Just another time I wished I could stick my knife into my screen and have it come out the other persons screen, and into their face. :P

 

 

 

LMAO!

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I have done it before but only for role playing reasons, and with people I already know.

 

 

 

I hate the noobs that stand around begging for a partner, be they gold-digger or sadact. One time I said yes, only to find out minutes later my new girlfriend was 9 years old, at which point I became incredibly disturbed by my participation and logged out.

 

 

 

Another time I agreed to see how well he/she would hustle me for my gold. Wasn't subtle. Something like this:

 

noob: "want 2 b my bf"

 

me: "sure, why not.."

 

noob: "free stuff plz"

 

Just another time I wished I could stick my knife into my screen and have it come out the other persons screen, and into their face. :P

That last part made me laugh. The rest is all true, though... I think some of them see others doing it and decide they want to as well...
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runescape is the new dating site

 

now you can play games and date at the same time!!!

 

i don't get why people do this but when the girls follor me asking will u be my bf i get so tired of that i lead them to the mages in varrok (stonehenge) hehehe :twisted: :twisted:

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runescape is the new dating site

 

now you can play games and date at the same time!!!

 

i don't get why people do this but when the girls follor me asking will u be my bf i get so tired of that i lead them to the mages in varrok (stonehenge) hehehe :twisted: :twisted:

Evil! I usually ignore it or say "Ummm, no thanks, I prefer being freelance..." It confuses them and I walk away.
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Why guys get a Runescape girlfriend: Because they're under the age of 10 and think it's cool.

 

 

 

Why girls get a Runescape boyfriend: Because they're guys pretending to be girls who want "phree" stuff.

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runescape is the new dating site

 

now you can play games and date at the same time!!!

 

i don't get why people do this but when the girls follor me asking will u be my bf i get so tired of that i lead them to the mages in varrok (stonehenge) hehehe :twisted: :twisted:

Evil! I usually ignore it or say "Ummm, no thanks, I prefer being freelance..." It confuses them and I walk away.

 

i'd prefer the more evil way. its very much more fun :-w :twisted: :-w :twisted:

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runescape is the new dating site

 

now you can play games and date at the same time!!!

 

i don't get why people do this but when the girls follor me asking will u be my bf i get so tired of that i lead them to the mages in varrok (stonehenge) hehehe :twisted: :twisted:

Evil! I usually ignore it or say "Ummm, no thanks, I prefer being freelance..." It confuses them and I walk away.

 

i'd prefer the more evil way. its very much more fun :-w :twisted: :-w :twisted:

Thats one area where we disagree. I find it more fun to confuse them than to get them killed. \'
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Back onto topic anyway,

 

 

 

I Also saw a noob level 28 saying she was buying 30 iron nails for 1k

 

Funny thing was she was getting ready for Dragon Slayer at her level.

 

 

 

I Found that out because I dragged her into StoneHenge*

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If you can't get a piece in real life, don't try it online.

 

 

 

The person could be 80 years old and playing with their wrinkly old balls while you call them GF.

 

 

 

Cyber is just wrong, and some people even give them self hand pleasure over it, buy some "dirty videos" freaking disgusting noobs.

 

 

 

~Currently in a real life relationship which has lasted 8 months.

 

 

 

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As for walking to stonehenge, i thought that was my original idea that i made up myself... stupid copiers #-o

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If you can't get a piece in real life, don't try it online.

 

 

 

The person could be 80 years old and playing with their wrinkly old balls while you call them GF.

 

 

 

Cyber is just wrong, and some people even give them self hand pleasure over it, buy some "dirty videos" freaking disgusting noobs.

 

 

 

~Currently in a real life relationship which has lasted 8 months.

 

 

 

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As for walking to stonehenge, i thought that was my original idea that i made up myself... stupid copiers #-o

 

 

 

inappropriate man...seeing as there are kids on the forum, might wanna edit what you just said

 

 

 

 

 

most that say that either mess around or just want free stuff from the person basicly..

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I admit, I've had internet relationships... just because "my type" is VERY hard to come by where I live. Don't ask me to explain that. -.-

 

 

 

But over a game, it seems a bit shady. Always wondering if they're going to just mooch off of you or if they're just hormonal and want to cyber all the time. Bleh.

 

 

 

Usually, I try to be as nice as I can and say something to the effect of, "Thank you, you're very sweet but I'm not interested." If they continue to bug me, I just put them on my ignore list for the day.

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2 reasons they do this actually:

 

1. They want a relationship online (dont ask why they dont go to chatrooms made for the purpose of dating) or just want a friend to talk to (why cant they just ask to be a friend, why all the way to bf/gf) :roll:

 

2. They want to suck you dry of items and then disappear. These types are usually seen walking around crowded cities and noobtown lumbridge. Never express sympathy to beggars. That'll just encourage them to beg more.

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Not all runescape related relationships fail, believe it or not.

 

 

 

I myself would never ever participate in one but I know people who have. Those two have met in real life and he is flying back up there again sometime soon.

 

 

 

I have no problem with the relationships that actually mean something. I am sure you are referring to the random "LOL B MY BF" types of relationships and in that case, they are incredibly sad and stupid.

 

 

 

I swear sometimes I wish they would implement and IQ test to be allowed onto runescape :-k

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Why guys get a Runescape girlfriend: Because they're under the age of 10 and think it's cool.

 

 

 

Why girls get a Runescape boyfriend: Because they're guys pretending to be girls who want "phree" stuff.

 

 

 

Lmao, siggied.

 

 

 

Ontopic: I remember a suggestion to make a rule against RS dating and things. I think that having a real-life relationship and continuing it into RS is fine, but I just hate the little 8 year old boys asking girls (probably 40 year old men in real life) if they will be their girlfriend. Honestly.

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Why guys get a Runescape girlfriend: Because they're under the age of 10 and think it's cool.

 

 

 

Why girls get a Runescape boyfriend: Because they're guys pretending to be girls who want "phree" stuff.

 

 

 

Lmao, siggied.

 

 

 

Ontopic: I remember a suggestion to make a rule against RS dating and things. I think that having a real-life relationship and continuing it into RS is fine, but I just hate the little 8 year old boys asking girls (probably 40 year old men in real life) if they will be their girlfriend. Honestly.

 

 

 

Lols. They should block the words GF,BF, And any variations. Also blocking words describing them, eg Naughty etc

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it's a game, their just making the community different. As long as bf and gf effect social newbs, I'll still have a reason to call them nerds

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

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I have foiund that the most sure fire way to get rid of the ones that follow is to say: No thanks, I can do better. Or something to that extent. It's a bit mean to the ones who actualy just want to date you, but since the majoraty want my stuff I have no problems with this method. Many people will at least pretend to be hurt just pray they dont follow you saying how mean you are (hasent happened yet but...)

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