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Armless, One Legged Man In A Car Chase Escapes Police.

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Heard about this on Fox25 News - pretty dang funny.

 

 

 

He has skill. He wins.

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How the....how could...HOW THE HELL COULD HE DRIVE WITH ONE LIMB?

 

 

 

Dam...hes got some skill.

How would they slap the cuffs on him? :P

 

 

 

Awesome, just awesome.

"Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"

Lol, good on him :P

 

Imagine trying to handcuff him lol.

Doomy edit: I like sheep

inspirational..well it would be if he did something heroic instead of getting in a car chase!

 

getting in a car chase can be considered heroic....I reckon its pretty cool because they got the guts to do it, and it makes nice Tv programs.

Doomy edit: I like sheep

It counts against him, though. I mean, how many other amputees have mad skillz like that?

 

 

 

I don't care that he's a felon, he's just that awesome.

 

 

 

Perhaps even more amazing that he's just a amputee who can drive, he is considered a brilliant driver by Lee Michie*.

 

 

 

*I have no idea who he is either.

You know, i laughed out loud with this...lol, I wonder how they'd arrest him>.>

 

 

 

Sorry for going Off-topic (in an off-topic discussion =P), but that's Bubsa's avatar. I'm pretty sure he made that himself, maybe you should get a new one.

 

 

 

I don't think Bubs made it but the point still stands. Get your own avvy.

 

 

 

Lay off him, it's not a problem. The man had the decency to PM me over it as well:

 

 

 

ok, about 2 or 3 days ago i got called a ripper, and then today in my pm i got someone saying i was a ripper and a brat-.-.

 

 

 

i realize that our avatars are the same, now i am only using this avatar cause i had it in my folders for a period of time, i was searching for super smash bros classic on Google, when i saw this avatar, i quickly took it, since i didn't see any copyrights or anything. this was about 1-2years ago, now i don't know if you made this on photo shop, or some other flash or picture program, if you have I'll gladly take off the avatar, but if you haven't I'm keeping it.

 

 

 

i really hope we can resolve this, without mods getting involved to much or so, for i think they got to much to do anyways.

 

 

 

Happy Days=)

 

 

 

You're more than welcome to keep it, I'm sure I got it off Google anyway.

 

The only thing I'd worry about are people getting us mixed up. But to be honest, if they can't be bothered reading our names, they really shouldn't be reading our posts.

 

 

 

It's no problem from me mate. Tell all the hecklers to go smeg off for me.

 

 

 

Phew, now where was that guy that called me a brat lol thats gonna be fun...

 

Thanks=)

 

and what the heck is up with your signature? lol.

 

I'm now happy to know I'm not a ripper!W@@@@T

 

=)

 

 

 

Yeah, so basically, shut up.

I just have a feeling thats not the whole entire story. But whatever.

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Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it

Kids, don't try this at home.

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

Wow. If I was a cop, I would feel like like crap arresting a guy with no arms and one leg. :(

 

 

 

how would you handcuff him?

My carbon footprint is bigger than yours...and you know what they say about big feet.

 

These are the times that try mens souls...
I saw this on the Colbert Report. Pretty funny. :lol:

 

 

 

Me too :lol:

7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008

 

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the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks.

what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yet

but i now it must be stupid.

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to the people who said how do you hndcuff him: you wouldn't need to he has no arms so he cant get up if theres a cop sitting on him!!!

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That's pretty funny. The police got owned by that guys serious skills. They shoulda shot his tires out so he couldn't run.

 

 

 

yup, and I am sure those "serious skills" would be able to handle losing control of his vehicle at 120 mph during a high speed chase. Funny how cars become hard to control when you have a tire blow out at 120, be interesting to see how the stumps grip the wheel and counter steer to maintain control.....pretty funny when that idiot loses control and hits another car head on, could be your family...funny huh?

 

 

 

we can not shoot tires, endangers the public, we can not continue to pursue without higher authority, and that's only granted when there is a 100% certainty that the driver is a fleeing violent felon, who would be a greater risk to the public if we terminate the pursuit. Most seargents will terminate high pursuits because they don't want to be held responsible for any innocents being hurt during the pursuit. Even if the suspect is the only one who gets hurt, he or his family can sue the city, the police and the individual officer because he got hurt, when all he did was break a speeding law or two. Got to love our system. We also can't shoot at the car, and if we do, we get fired at minimum.

 

 

 

Reserve Police Officer, Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, Jax Fl. USA

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RS name: lord krohn Combat 138

slayer specific: 103 whips, 38 dark bows and 250+ dragon boots dropped to date.

Dragon drops: 5 Half shields, 21 drag legs, 8 dragon skirts, and 9 drag meds dropped to date.

 

 

 

Reserve Police Officer, Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, Jax Fl. USA

 

 

 

I like Jacksonville.. Is it just me or does Jacksonville show up on Cops quite a bit?

 

 

 

Reserve Police Officer, Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, Jax Fl. USA

 

 

 

I like Jacksonville.. Is it just me or does Jacksonville show up on Cops quite a bit?

 

 

 

Yeah we are one of the main cities they shoot in. We have three times the national average for murders, and currently have a 350+ police officer shortage. Unfotunately we have major drug transactions going on, with I95 going through the city, it is the main drug vein of the east coast. Drugs from miami to canada and vice versa. joyous.

 

 

 

NO wonder they want me to retire from the military and come work full time for them.

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RS name: lord krohn Combat 138

slayer specific: 103 whips, 38 dark bows and 250+ dragon boots dropped to date.

Dragon drops: 5 Half shields, 21 drag legs, 8 dragon skirts, and 9 drag meds dropped to date.

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