June 20, 200719 yr Yeah I'd have to agree with you, it's just getting annoying. You know what else is annoying? When someone says 'Go play in traffic'. Seriously that was good for about five seconds. But now everyone uses it. Can't you people think of anything else? I can! "Go chase headlights" :P Tumblr. Follow me!
June 20, 200719 yr We all know Bruce Lee is better. I wasn't going to post again but for this I had to. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee the result was Jet lee and Jacky Chan.
June 20, 200719 yr man if chuck norris saw this he'd fly to your house and kick your [wagon] Sig by me....
June 20, 200719 yr We all know Bruce Lee is better. ah the age old arguement... well you sir.. are wrong.. Chuck let Bruce beat him cos he knew Bruce was gonna get killed... Chuck Norris pitied Bruce Lee..
June 20, 200719 yr There is endless debate about the belief of the human soul. Well Chuck Norris proved it and he finds it delicious. When Chuck Norris shaves, he doesnt use a razor. He roundhouse kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Tumblr. Follow me!
June 20, 200719 yr Joined Channel: [1. General - The Barrens] Seriously agreed tho....they're terrible Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board!
June 20, 200719 yr Viktorkrum, I'm having this shirt shipped to your house. I'm not so sure what size you are, so I sent 3 of every size (s,m,l,xl,xxl) and enough for you to sew a bedsheet out of them, cheers! Metal fans, check out my band!Still the King....
June 20, 200719 yr Author I live in Michigan I'll just send it back for like no postage cost. :P Me doing staff.
June 20, 200719 yr I live in Michigan I'll just send it back for like no postage cost. :P Michigan!?....Heresy! Well...a lot of homeless people in Dusseldorf are going to be clothed now...and misinterpreted as Chuck Norris fans.... Metal fans, check out my band!Still the King....
June 20, 200719 yr Author I live in Michigan I'll just send it back for like no postage cost. :P Michigan!?....Heresy! Well...a lot of homeless people in Dusseldorf are going to be clothed now...and misinterpreted as Chuck Norris fans.... Haha, and Saginaw's only an hours drive from Detroit. Muahahaha!! :twisted: Me doing staff.
June 20, 200719 yr Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris. I really wouldn't call it an era. It was more of a definitive time period during which dinstinctive characteristics were expressed in similar ways.
June 21, 200719 yr Joined Channel: [1. General - The Barrens] :lol: Really. That seems like the only thing the Horde talks about. :lol:
June 21, 200719 yr Joined Channel: [1. General - The Barrens] Haha... I know what you mean. :D Damn barrens chat !
June 21, 200719 yr nah i still think SOME of them are still funny ex. chuck norris went to the virgin islands, now they're called the islands lol [/bads]You get 750000gp from alching a Bandos Godsword. I know from experience.
June 21, 200719 yr Never heard of Chuck Norris before this thread, wiki'd him, he sounds like a cool enough guy, saw him reading his own facts on youtube. Read some of the "facts" about him, they did make me amused for a short period of time. The ones that I can remember are these: Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite he bites frost. When chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push up the earth pushes down. A friend to all is a friend to none.
June 22, 200719 yr When Chuck Norris cries, his tears cure cancer. It's a shame he doesn't cry. He's so strong his beard could kick your [wagon], that guy blinks and takes out continents. ... I hate it when people recycle old jokes :-w But hey, just ignore em. Most people find the humour in the gross exaggeration, slight sarcasm. Like saying David Hasslehoff is a great actor/singer... actually he's amazing! :XD: Edit: I have a feeling a thread for Chuck Norris Jokes may pop up if it already hasn't. It's better to burn out, than to fade awayThe king is gone, but he's not forgotten- Neil Young
June 22, 200719 yr Who's Chuck Norris? :uhh: :anxious: :shock: A really old, strong cowboy with a mastery of martial arts. And a monster truck.
June 22, 200719 yr Who's Chuck Norris? :uhh: :anxious: :shock: A really old, strong cowboy with a mastery of martial arts. And a monster truck. And a beard. :P Tumblr. Follow me!
June 22, 200719 yr CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot [wagon] kicking in real-time. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
June 22, 200719 yr "Where is your darn smile idiot cowboy? Now tell me where is my daughter Kim or you will know what I did to the soldiers in Kosovo!" God: Let there be the light! Chuck Norris: Say please! Jack Bauer: *Breaking Chuck's legs* C'mon Chuck, give it him! Ok, so, simply: Jack Bauer>Chuck Norris. http://darkluniux.blogspot.comBehold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice!
June 22, 200719 yr some chuck norris jokes are kinda funny, and i realise that makes me weird :P its like Your Mom Fad. We hate it, it sucks but once in a blue moon there's one funny joke in the pack :P Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :)
June 23, 200719 yr We all know Rachael Ray pwns Chuck Norris :wink: (Although Chuck Norris is like still awsome as is his facts O:) ) Dagannoth Slayer
June 23, 200719 yr We all know Rachael Ray pwns Chuck Norris :wink: (Although Chuck Norris is like still awsome as is his facts O:) ) I would like to see Chuck Norris cook a delicious meal of restaurant-quality in 30 minutes, or keep himself fed on $40 a day, for that matter. :P
June 23, 200719 yr Chuck Norris is everywhere .. :uhh: He use to hang out on oblivion aswell .. Fishing: Monks in piscatoris.Runecrafting: Abyss runecrafting..Contact Me On TIF ~ Private is set to | Friends ~
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