Maleficus1055 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Yeah I'd have to agree with you, it's just getting annoying. You know what else is annoying? When someone says 'Go play in traffic'. Seriously that was good for about five seconds. But now everyone uses it. Can't you people think of anything else? I can! "Go chase headlights" :P Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomnameless Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 We all know Bruce Lee is better. I wasn't going to post again but for this I had to. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee the result was Jet lee and Jacky Chan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomdavies90 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 man if chuck norris saw this he'd fly to your house and kick your [wagon] Sig by me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaziek Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 We all know Bruce Lee is better. ah the age old arguement... well you sir.. are wrong.. Chuck let Bruce beat him cos he knew Bruce was gonna get killed... Chuck Norris pitied Bruce Lee.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 There is endless debate about the belief of the human soul. Well Chuck Norris proved it and he finds it delicious. When Chuck Norris shaves, he doesnt use a razor. He roundhouse kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodredsword Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Joined Channel: [1. General - The Barrens] Seriously agreed tho....they're terrible Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopingman Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Viktorkrum, I'm having this shirt shipped to your house. I'm not so sure what size you are, so I sent 3 of every size (s,m,l,xl,xxl) and enough for you to sew a bedsheet out of them, cheers! Metal fans, check out my band!Still the King.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktorkrum77 Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 I live in Michigan I'll just send it back for like no postage cost. :P Me doing staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopingman Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I live in Michigan I'll just send it back for like no postage cost. :P Michigan!?....Heresy! Well...a lot of homeless people in Dusseldorf are going to be clothed now...and misinterpreted as Chuck Norris fans.... Metal fans, check out my band!Still the King.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktorkrum77 Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 I live in Michigan I'll just send it back for like no postage cost. :P Michigan!?....Heresy! Well...a lot of homeless people in Dusseldorf are going to be clothed now...and misinterpreted as Chuck Norris fans.... Haha, and Saginaw's only an hours drive from Detroit. Muahahaha!! :twisted: Me doing staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icingdeath Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris. I really wouldn't call it an era. It was more of a definitive time period during which dinstinctive characteristics were expressed in similar ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Joined Channel: [1. General - The Barrens] :lol: Really. That seems like the only thing the Horde talks about. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3nic Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Joined Channel: [1. General - The Barrens] Haha... I know what you mean. :D Damn barrens chat ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aznhiroller Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 nah i still think SOME of them are still funny ex. chuck norris went to the virgin islands, now they're called the islands lol [/bads]You get 750000gp from alching a Bandos Godsword. I know from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrOwez Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Never heard of Chuck Norris before this thread, wiki'd him, he sounds like a cool enough guy, saw him reading his own facts on youtube. Read some of the "facts" about him, they did make me amused for a short period of time. The ones that I can remember are these: Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite he bites frost. When chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push up the earth pushes down. A friend to all is a friend to none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt_arven Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 When Chuck Norris cries, his tears cure cancer. It's a shame he doesn't cry. He's so strong his beard could kick your [wagon], that guy blinks and takes out continents. ... I hate it when people recycle old jokes :-w But hey, just ignore em. Most people find the humour in the gross exaggeration, slight sarcasm. Like saying David Hasslehoff is a great actor/singer... actually he's amazing! :XD: Edit: I have a feeling a thread for Chuck Norris Jokes may pop up if it already hasn't. It's better to burn out, than to fade awayThe king is gone, but he's not forgotten- Neil Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Who's Chuck Norris? :uhh: :anxious: :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocobodude0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Who's Chuck Norris? :uhh: :anxious: :shock: A really old, strong cowboy with a mastery of martial arts. And a monster truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Who's Chuck Norris? :uhh: :anxious: :shock: A really old, strong cowboy with a mastery of martial arts. And a monster truck. And a beard. :P Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot [wagon] kicking in real-time. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkluniux Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 "Where is your darn smile idiot cowboy? Now tell me where is my daughter Kim or you will know what I did to the soldiers in Kosovo!" God: Let there be the light! Chuck Norris: Say please! Jack Bauer: *Breaking Chuck's legs* C'mon Chuck, give it him! Ok, so, simply: Jack Bauer>Chuck Norris. http://darkluniux.blogspot.comBehold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 some chuck norris jokes are kinda funny, and i realise that makes me weird :P its like Your Mom Fad. We hate it, it sucks but once in a blue moon there's one funny joke in the pack :P Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilrodyle Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 We all know Rachael Ray pwns Chuck Norris :wink: (Although Chuck Norris is like still awsome as is his facts O:) ) Dagannoth Slayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocobodude0 Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 We all know Rachael Ray pwns Chuck Norris :wink: (Although Chuck Norris is like still awsome as is his facts O:) ) I would like to see Chuck Norris cook a delicious meal of restaurant-quality in 30 minutes, or keep himself fed on $40 a day, for that matter. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercantCaptain Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Chuck Norris is everywhere .. :uhh: He use to hang out on oblivion aswell .. Fishing: Monks in piscatoris.Runecrafting: Abyss runecrafting..Contact Me On TIF ~ Private is set to | Friends ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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