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Yeah I'd have to agree with you, it's just getting annoying. You know what else is annoying? When someone says 'Go play in traffic'. Seriously that was good for about five seconds. But now everyone uses it. Can't you people think of anything else?

 

 

 

I can!

 

 

 

"Go chase headlights" :P

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We all know Bruce Lee is better.

 

 

 

ah the age old arguement... well

 

 

 

you sir.. are wrong..

 

 

 

Chuck let Bruce beat him cos he knew Bruce was gonna get killed... Chuck Norris pitied Bruce Lee..

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There is endless debate about the belief of the human soul. Well Chuck Norris proved it and he finds it delicious.

 

 

 

 

 

When Chuck Norris shaves, he doesnt use a razor. He roundhouse kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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I live in Michigan I'll just send it back for like no postage cost. :P

 

 

 

Michigan!?....Heresy!

 

 

 

 

 

Well...a lot of homeless people in Dusseldorf are going to be clothed now...and misinterpreted as Chuck Norris fans....

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I live in Michigan I'll just send it back for like no postage cost. :P

 

 

 

Michigan!?....Heresy!

 

 

 

 

 

Well...a lot of homeless people in Dusseldorf are going to be clothed now...and misinterpreted as Chuck Norris fans....

 

 

 

Haha, and Saginaw's only an hours drive from Detroit. Muahahaha!! :twisted:

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Never heard of Chuck Norris before this thread, wiki'd him, he sounds like a cool enough guy, saw him reading his own facts on youtube. Read some of the "facts" about him, they did make me amused for a short period of time.

 

The ones that I can remember are these:

 

 

 

Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite he bites frost.

 

 

 

When chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push up the earth pushes down.

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When Chuck Norris cries, his tears cure cancer. It's a shame he doesn't cry.

 

 

 

He's so strong his beard could kick your [wagon], that guy blinks and takes out continents.

 

 

 

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I hate it when people recycle old jokes :-w

 

 

 

But hey, just ignore em.

 

Most people find the humour in the gross exaggeration, slight sarcasm.

 

Like saying David Hasslehoff is a great actor/singer... actually he's amazing! :XD:

 

 

 

Edit: I have a feeling a thread for Chuck Norris Jokes may pop up if it already hasn't.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot [wagon] kicking in real-time.

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"Where is your darn smile idiot cowboy? Now tell me where is my daughter Kim or you will know what I did to the soldiers in Kosovo!"

 

 

 

God: Let there be the light!

 

Chuck Norris: Say please!

 

Jack Bauer: *Breaking Chuck's legs* C'mon Chuck, give it him!

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, so, simply:

 

 

 

Jack Bauer>Chuck Norris.

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some chuck norris jokes are kinda funny, and i realise that makes me weird :P

 

 

 

its like Your Mom Fad. We hate it, it sucks but once in a blue moon there's one funny joke in the pack :P

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We all know Rachael Ray pwns Chuck Norris :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

(Although Chuck Norris is like still awsome as is his facts O:) )

 

 

 

I would like to see Chuck Norris cook a delicious meal of restaurant-quality in 30 minutes, or keep himself fed on $40 a day, for that matter. :P

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