simple yet good

[camcam]

This is the thread on which i and hopefully you , will post reciped for food drinks and such which are simple and yet very good ^_^ doesnt have to be healthy lol

 

 

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

 

my first one is the humble cheesie , some call it toasted cheese? meh

 

 

 

anyhow

 

2 slices of bread

 

cheese , alot or little your choice ,

 

tomato sauce

 

you can add more and be creative if u want , this is just the base version

 

 

 

simply put cheese on bread , purt sauceon it , and microwave for around 20-40 seconds (or until cheese is melted)

 

 

 

EAT! :ohnoes:

[StrOwez]

oo I like your one a lot but with Pitta bread instead of normal one, because Pitta bread has that more flexible feel. Also I don't put mine in the microwave but the toaster :D gonna try microwave in a bit.

 

 

 

:-k Simple food that I know is basically open 3-4 eggs pore them into a bawl, whisk them for about 3 minutes whilst adding milk to them about 200ml of milk, keep on whisking them then add some cheese, flavors then cook on a hot pan for about 6 minutes making sure you carry own moving them on the pan. Take them off add a bit of salad and enjoy goes very good with the bread and cheese :D

[Blue_Eggz]

how to make an omelette.

[angryjoe]

Kebab: Go to the shop, give them a fiver. Whalla!

[hellbellz]

Vomelet ingrediants:

 

 

 

Eggs

 

Butter

 

Ham

 

Bacon

 

Peppers

 

Onions

 

Body fluids

 

Body organs.

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

Here's a nice video to show you how to make one

[xvillexvalox]

Well here is a little breakfast tip.

 

 

 

Ever make buttered toast or waffles and the butter wont melt? Well you're in luck.

 

 

 

After spreading the butter, put the waffle/toast on top of your toaster and turn it on. The heat will radiate up and melt the butter.

[Stilev]

A Shota like Grilled Cheese but it Ain't Punk

 

 

 

2-3* slices so cheese

 

1 slices of bread

 

* varies depeneding on size of cheese block

 

 

 

1) cover the bread with the slices of chesse

 

your going to want a nice even layer, so dont 2 stack

 

2) stick in microwave for about 1min

 

3) BAM!

 

 

 

i can usually eat like 4 of them

[jemathonical]

NOODLEs ON TOAST

 

 

 

1. Put the kettle on

 

2. Put bread in toaster.

 

3. Wait

 

4. Put boiling water into bowl with 2 minutes noodles with flavour.

 

5. Put bowl into microwave for 2 minutes.

 

6. Step 2.

 

7. Take bowl out

 

8. Drain Water.

 

9. Retrieve toast from toaster.

 

10. Place noodles on toast

 

11. Eat

 

12. Clean up.

[Nero]

Vomelet ingrediants:

 

 

 

Eggs

 

Butter

 

Ham

 

Bacon

 

Peppers

 

Onions

 

Body fluids

 

Body organs.

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

Here's a nice video to show you how to make one

 

 

 

That is..absolutely...disgusting :-X

[Sir_Erderik]

"Ultimodo Eggs!"

 

 

 

Tools:

 

1) Bowl

 

2) Spatula

 

3) Fork - egg whisk - something to blend/stir

 

4) Frying pan

 

 

 

Ingrediants:

 

1) 4 large eggs

 

2) 2 Slices of cheese (or a heaping handful of shredded cheddar cheese.)

 

3) Onion powder

 

4) Garlic powder

 

5) Garlic salt

 

6) Jamaican Jerk (strong spice)

 

7) Kraft macarroni cheese powder (you can but it in can-tube things)

 

8) Milk

 

9) Salt

 

10) Black pepper

 

11) [optional] Bacon, ham, any other meat (canadian bacon works good)

 

12)Any other spices you want to add

 

 

 

 

 

1- Crack eggs into bowl, add 2 Tbsp milk.

 

 

 

2- Stir until blended together.

 

 

 

3- Add handful of cheese, or cheese slices that have been cut into small squares or shreds.

 

 

 

4- add tsp black pepper, tsp salt, 1/2 tsp garlic salt, tsp garlic powder, tsp onion powder, a few flakes of Jamaican jerk, cover heavily entire surface of egg (in the bowl, all stirred up) with The kraft powdered cheese.

 

 

 

5- Mix all the spices and cheese and everything together in the bowl.

 

 

 

5 1/2- (optional) Add bacon, ham, or any other meat into the egg mix.

 

 

 

6- Pour onto frying pan and cook until solid (Ever made scrammbled eggs? make them look like that.)

 

 

 

7- For faster cooking, and less watery runoff (sometimes happens if not cooked long enough or to much milk is added), use the spatula to flip the eggs once they get somewhat hard (like a hamburger).

 

 

 

8- Let cool

 

 

 

9- Serve on 2 pieces of heavily buttered toast, to make a sandwich (optional: Add large bacon slices ontop of eggs)

 

 

 

10- Wait 1 full hour for the heart attack to insue, if it does not, please make your way to the local emergency room with haste. [/joke]

 

 

 

 

 

That is how you make "Ultimodo Eggs!", enjoy.

[Sir_Erderik]

"Dub-sta-cheez"

 

 

 

Tools:

 

1) Frying pan.

 

2) Knife.

 

3) Tooth pic with fancy wrap stuff on top.

 

 

 

Ingrediants:

 

1) Butter.

 

2) 3 pieces of Bread.

 

3) 4 Cheese slices.

 

4) 2 slices of Bread size canadian bacon.

 

 

 

 

 

1- Heavily butter 2 pieces of toast one one side only.

 

 

 

2- get the pan out (not on the oven), put one slice of bread (butter side down) onto pan, add 1 slice of cheese, slice of canadian bacon, and another slice of cheese ontop of the bread (in that order.) Cover that stack with the other buttered toast (butter side up). Fry until cheese is melted and bread is golden-brown and crispy.

 

 

 

3- Take pan off stove and add the same Cheese-bacon-cheese bread combo onto the top side of the grilled cheese. cook that side until golden-brown and cheese is melted.

 

 

 

4- Cut in half and serve with your choice of soup (I preffer chicken noodle or vegitable beef.).

 

 

 

 

 

That is how you make "Dub-sta-cheez"!, enjoy.

 

 

 

Edit: Heres a picture to help you understand.

 

[adam_ross0]

Fried Baloney.

 

 

 

Get a skillet. Yes, skillet. 4 slices of baloney..whatever kind you want. Now..heat the stove to medium setting or whatever..I do halfway between medium and high. Now...put all 4 in the skillet. NOT on top of each other. Now put a slice using the spatula from the center of each slice outwards. let it heat up. Press on it with the spatula occasionally. Flip it over..if it looks good enough (little brown/black, not too much)..flip it. let the other side cook for 2 minutes or so..and remove. You know how to make a sandwich, I'm sure.

[Ozzy_Patrick]

My favourite drink is coke and condensed milk. below is the rough ratio...

 

 

and then stir. A guy from Cuba showed me this.

[assassin_696]

Saute (fry) new potatoes that have been cooked before (chop them up into little slices) with sliced and diced bacon. Add an egg, let it cook then break it up so it scrambles, then throw some salad in.

 

 

 

Lovely.

[bbalking]

NOODLEs ON TOAST

 

 

 

1. Put the kettle on

 

2. Put bread in toaster.

 

3. Wait

 

4. Put boiling water into bowl with 2 minutes noodles with flavour.

 

5. Put bowl into microwave for 2 minutes.

 

6. Step 2.

 

7. Take bowl out

 

8. Drain Water.

 

9. Retrieve toast from toaster.

 

10. Place noodles on toast

 

11. Eat

 

12. Clean up.

 

 

 

Omg? Another weird noodle on toast lover :D, we are a very rare kind you know, ah well the more noodle on toast for us!

 

 

 

Oh yeah and don't ask for a chef to make that for you at a top end restaraunt... unless getting thrown out appeals to you :)

[Harrington]

Boil up a pot noodle, butter up a couple of rolls.. empty said pot noodle onto buttered rolls.

 

 

 

Hmm, just love the mingling taste of butter and noodles lol.

[Thus]

get a chocolate shake and some fries. dip the fries in the shake every 3 bites or so. wash down with shake. thats my favorite "recipe" :mrgreen:

[turbosnail1]

dunno what the hell this is called but its tasty and fills you up a treat :)

 

 

 

cook yourself a pot noodle (i prefer chicken and mushroom)

 

while this is cooking get yourself a tin of beans... heat up and then pour into a VERY large mixing bowl.

 

proceed to then get yourself a tin of hotdogs, with around 6-8 'dogs' in it, then if you want you can either cut the hotdogs up into smaller chunks, or like me just chuck them all into the mixing bowl with the beans.

 

once your potnoodle is good and cooked throw that in the mixing bowl aswell.

 

add any seasonings you may want then stir up this badboy untill you cannot see any colour distinctions between the potnoodle and beans.

 

 

 

et viola.. your masterpiece is ready to be devoured.

 

 

 

WARNING: it may not seem much but this is one seriously hefty meal lol, best eaten after a looong days work :D

[stan18]

milk + cereal

 

 

 

water + ice tea mix + ice

 

 

 

wheat bread + nutella

 

 

 

oh, the simple life...

[zeekyhbomb]

Spaghetti O's on Toast

 

 

 

Materials:

 

-Can of Spaghetti O's

 

-Slice of Bread

 

-Pot

 

-Wooden Spoon

 

-Plate

 

-Stove

 

-Toaster

 

-Fork and Knife

 

 

 

Preparation:

 

1) Empty contents of Spaghetti O's Can into Pot, cook on Stove at the time and temperature can says. Stir with spoon, etc, etc.

 

2) Put Slice of Bread (Preferably Sourdough) into toaster, toast.

 

3) When Bread has Toasted, put onto plate.

 

4) When Spaghetti O's have been cooked, pour onto Toast, don't be shy.

 

5) Enjoy.

 

 

 

=P~

[tomdavies90]

Bread and Butter

 

 

 

You will need:

 

Bread

 

Butter

 

A Knife

 

A Plate

 

A bread board, best not get crumbs scattered now

 

 

 

Instructions

 

Go to, the, supermarket, go into the bread aisle, purchase afforementioned bread, then go to, the, dairy isle and purchase the butter/margarine, i prefer margarine, which do you prefer? please dont answer this question?

 

Go back home, remove, 1 to 40 slices of bread from the loaf, if you're holding a party, 5 loaves of bread may be needed, if someone invited their friend jesus, 1 loaf should suffice, maybe buy some fish too? anyway, place slice of bread upon the bread board. proceed to scoop some of the butter/margarine/fish onto the knife and spread it onto the surface of the bread, make sure you use the side of the bread that was facing the front of the packet, this adds a nicer taste, i hope you payed attention to which side it was on. after the butter is spread, slice the bread into shapes, such as squares, rectangles, stars, triangles, "soldiers" or scrunch the bread into a mangled ball for the David Guest effect. take the bread and put it on the plate, this will provide a shiny surface for the bread to sleep on until you eat it. eat the bread immediately after or it will go to sleep.

 

Warning, although blue cheese may be nice, blue bread is not, if your bread is blue throw it away, unless it is a blueberry and then eat it.

 

 

 

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