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the funniest rare a noob tried to sell

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noobs are completely off when it comes to rares. what is the funniest rare item you have ever seen a noob sell? i just thought this might turn out funny because of all the weird things i see noobs selling now a days.

 

 

 

 

 

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Why? cant we just post it in the "Noobs say the funniest things" thread?

a gnome ball.

Burned food. :boohoo:

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[spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011:

 

Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115

Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)

Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85

 

Spinach Roll... a bargain at only 10k.

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spinach roll...200k..lol...

 

 

 

i offerded him the money and accepet the firt trade winow....

 

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lol he runned after me about and hour abnd tried to sell....

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A guy was trying to sell his rubber chicken...Probaly a joke though.

Doomy edit: I like sheep

Lesser Demon Bones. :-k #-o
Also known as ashes? :lol:

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[spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011:

 

Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115

Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)

Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85

 

Noob: Psst, Ill sell you polished buttons 1.2 mil.

 

Me: Dude, thats a scam.

 

Noob: Well, will you atleast buy it? I need the money.

 

:wall:

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lol one of the biggest pvp updates of the year, and tip it is discussing granite

I once met a guy who was selling "ultra-rare things which can make anything change colour in bottles. Just 10M!" I said to him that dyes are worth about like 10gp, and he answered "Quiet! I'm trying to merchant!".

 

He would have use for a merchanting guide -.- .

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I thought he said you're supposed to tell about a noob who tried to sell a rare not a noob trying to sell lesser demon bones ( -.- ) or polished buttons...

 

 

 

 

 

You know....RARES - Phats, H'masks, santas, and even trimmed/god armor...

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I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

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In f2p, I have seen polished buttons going for anything from 100k-25mil lol!

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Nub: Selling mega rare black emerald shield that boots your defence to 99! 10m!

 

Me: Sending trade offer.

 

Nub: Pops up a black (h3) shield...

- I'm not proud of everything I've done, but I have no regrets

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Super rare white essence! Gives you 10K exp every time you use it! only 25K each! :roll:

99/99 Cooking. 1500+ total level. 96+ Combat

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i admit when i was lvl 10 i tried to sell a magical fruit of power (strange fruit) cos i sed it nngot u 10 magic lvls rofl. Im lucky not to have been reported but i know better now.

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Yeah...Some people just go out of their way to ruin other peoples fun.
Sounds like Jagex to me...

Charcoal, apparently lets you smith bars without using coal.

Noob: Selling ultra-super rare kebab! Makes you un-hurtable for 25 minutes!

 

Me: Kebabs don't do that...

 

Noob: I know. Selling ultra-super rare kebab! Makes you un-hurtable for 25 minutes!

 

#-o

Hallow Reed -.-

Noob- selling lightsaber!

 

 

 

me- *trade*

 

 

 

noob- puts up a staff

 

 

 

me- decline

 

 

 

him- "if you use it it changes into a lightsaber!"

 

 

 

me- f2p sucked.

Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.

Spinach rolls and polished buttons.

 

Don't get me started on Polished Buttons........

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