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squirrel: shave off its tail and it will be a rat

 

 

 

beat you there but i have another its kinda not a examine but when you find a needle in a haystack your guy says "wow a needle whats that chances of that!" to me it was just funny

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Abyssal leeches:

 

A monster that sucks really hard.

 

 

 

LMAO!!

 

I cant believe Jagex doesnt realise how many sick minded people there are out there.

 

 

 

Actually, if you examine an Abyssal Leech, you get "A blood-drinking denizen of the abyss." So theres nothing wrong with that

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh. :oops:

 

Well i just looked at the frst post...i've never seen an abyssal leech b4 anyway...

 

 

 

well actually (just to have the last word) u can get them both

 

 

 

OOOOHHHH..... :? Ok..... :o

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when dr ford becomes mr hyde it says "this is not a good time to be examining him"

 

 

 

also when u examine the earth magus standing near port sarim with the necromancer it says "his hands are covered with mud...at least i hope that's mud..."

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idk if ne1 posted this - haystack - i wonder if there is a needle in it somewhere...

 

im too lazy to read the whole thread =p

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Bump. By the new quest starting point, (Rag and the Bone Man) if you examine the bones you get:

 

"What a waste of prayer xp!"

 

"The remains of an ancient beast."

 

"Aww, small ancient beastie gone splat."

 

"I'm really glad it's dead."

 

"Looks scary, but it evidently wasn't tough enough."

 

"I can't even begin to imagine what that was."

 

"Maybe it was some kind of lizard?"

 

 

 

BBQ Ribs:

 

"Now where can I find a litre of bbq sauce?"

 

I didn't make a typo^, they made a typo.

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Mummy in ancient pyramid:

 

"A victim of poor first aid"

 

lol that made me laugh when i was doing d treasure :lol:

 

 

 

king Dagganoth bones:

 

"These would feed a dogfish for months!"

 

lol dogfish.

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Skeleton

 

He could do with gaining a few pounds.

 

 

 

Crashed Cart south of relekka (not totally sure what the correct wrods are):

 

Looks like a safe place for travelers.

 

 

 

Not examine but when eating an onion(as man at least):

 

It's alwasys sad to see a man cry.

 

 

 

Seens lots of other good ones, can't remember more though

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Bump. By the new quest starting point, (Rag and the Bone Man) if you examine the bones you get:

 

"What a waste of prayer xp!"

 

"The remains of an ancient beast."

 

"Aww, small ancient beastie gone splat."

 

"I'm really glad it's dead."

 

"Looks scary, but it evidently wasn't tough enough."

 

"I can't even begin to imagine what that was."

 

"Maybe it was some kind of lizard?"

 

 

 

BBQ Ribs:

 

"Now where can I find a litre of bbq sauce?"

 

I didn't make a typo^, they made a typo.

 

 

 

If the typo ur referring to is "litre", then sorry, but that's not a typo. British spellings of "-er" words often switch the "e" and "r", such as theater and theatre, center and centre

"How you act when no one is looking is the clearest indicator of the strength or depravity of your true character. "

 

yeah, he's deffinetly a little excited...dont worry its not a glitch...d legs are meant to stretch in that area for that reason.
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