February 22, 200719 yr The animal magnetism quest Examine Ava's Attractor "A bagged chicken ready to serve you, magnet in claw" :?
February 22, 200719 yr Go to that place where you do the quest to weild dragon. se the egg with the chicken statue..it says "Nice idea.."
February 22, 200719 yr i got a few not sure if there funny tho lol \ lobster (Cooked) "this looks tricky to eat" shark (Cooked) "id better be carefull eating this" zombie mask "i look 40,000 years old in this..." potatoes (2) "there are 2 potatoes in this sack" zombie gloves "smells pretty funky" yak-hide armour "smelly yak body armour" chefs hat "what a silly hat" sheep feed "Counicillour Halgrive gave me this to kill some sheep" overgrown cat "a freindly not-so little pet" tiara "makes me feel like a princess" coins "800000000 x coins" (lol jk jk jk (im not rich)) God gave men both a p*n*s (male body part) and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time!
February 22, 200719 yr 25. The Lumberjack in the miscillania Maples: "He's a lumberjack and he's okay!" (various people) quote] For those of you that dont know where it is from, It is from a Monty Python Skech From Monty Python's Flying Circus Here is the song: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory. On Wednesday I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?! Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!! Mounties: I cut down trees, I wear high heels?! Suspenders...and a bra?!... Just the Lumberjack: I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!! its actually "just like my dear papa"...
February 22, 200719 yr Don't know if this has been said before but..... Coal: Hmm...a non-renewable energy source! Skeleton in SoS: I'm sure he died of natural causes, like a massive dragon or something...... Read one in siggy. ( use banana with Karajman Rum. ) ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~
February 22, 200719 yr lol use a raw herring with a normal tree its funny! thanks to wyvren2000 "its not the mightiest tree in the forest"
February 22, 200719 yr oh ya go to the wildy neer the zammy mage (north of egvill) and examine a sign its funny to "stop examining signs! your in the wilderness now"
February 22, 200719 yr Upon examining Fortunato(the wine-seller in draynor)this sentence will appear "Looks like he could do with a sip of Amontillado." This is taken from the story by Edgar Allen Poe "Cask of Amontillado" No clue if someone has stated this already(lol :mrgreen: )
February 22, 200719 yr The moles are full of Austin Powers jokes. One of the baby moles' examine is "Moley moley mooooole!"
February 22, 200719 yr The exit from brimhaven dungeon: "the way to go when I get scared" Current goal: Getting enough prayer pots to finish my last four quests. Come to the dark side. We have cookies and flashlights.
February 22, 200719 yr Use herring on a tree: Not the mightyest tree in the forest. Join Future Update News! The longest running update speculation thread on the RSOF, currently on its 24 EditionQFC 16-17-671-59680498Thanks to Killerwat for the sig!
February 22, 200719 yr holy wrench a shining paragon of wrenchly virtue blessed axe it radiates purity but cna still lop of heads Tip.it's official Ninja
February 22, 200719 yr Miner Magnus at Miscellania: He's mining his own business. Piano at Draynor Manor: I was forced to play this as a child. Horned Graahk: Get in a Graahk's way and you're going to know about it, however briefly. Spotted Kebbit: It's on a permanent sugar rush. Red Chinchompa: It looks fluffy and cute, it's probably deadly. Advisor Ghrim: He probably hasn't smiled since the third age. Guards from Fremminik Isles quest: He's on insult duty. 4x Phat owner: Blue, Green, 2x Purple 3100+ GWD bosses soloed.Solo GWD Drops:5 Bandos Plates, 4 Bandos Boots, 3 Bandos Hilts, 2 Arma Helms, Arma Skirt, Arma Plate, 3 Arma Hilts, 4 Zammy Spears, Steam Staff, 15 Sara Swords, 6 Sara Hilts, 29 Shards.
February 22, 200719 yr hmm you make it sound like no one examines stuff.... im not alone am i!? but the one that intrigues me that they actually added was penance spawn statue: one eyed monster (ooohhhkaaay..... :XD: )
February 22, 200719 yr some of this stuff is what they say and some of it has been squished together (so it looks like one sentence but its acualy two) notice in one of them it says kicking ham [wagon]....this is true.when in the death to the dorgeshunn quest when zanik is helping you defeat sigmund and you examine her thats what it says
February 22, 200719 yr Fire in Burgh De Rott: Come bask in the fire's warm glowing warming glow. like on simpsons
February 22, 200719 yr How entertaining :lol: and I also have 1 my self! 8-) Examine/Giant Mole ~ HOLY MOLY! :lol: ASH!OH!
February 22, 200719 yr I examined my camo pants one day and this is what it said: "Examine what?" Nice one ~~!~~ScOrPuS~~!~~
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