chams10 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 POH Gazebo: "RUN FOR IT!, Its a Gazebo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenArrow Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 The animal magnetism quest Examine Ava's Attractor "A bagged chicken ready to serve you, magnet in claw" :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keep_It_Real Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Go to that place where you do the quest to weild dragon. se the egg with the chicken statue..it says "Nice idea.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matchbookman Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 i got a few not sure if there funny tho lol \ lobster (Cooked) "this looks tricky to eat" shark (Cooked) "id better be carefull eating this" zombie mask "i look 40,000 years old in this..." potatoes (2) "there are 2 potatoes in this sack" zombie gloves "smells pretty funky" yak-hide armour "smelly yak body armour" chefs hat "what a silly hat" sheep feed "Counicillour Halgrive gave me this to kill some sheep" overgrown cat "a freindly not-so little pet" tiara "makes me feel like a princess" coins "800000000 x coins" (lol jk jk jk (im not rich)) God gave men both a p*n*s (male body part) and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeroxorex Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 25. The Lumberjack in the miscillania Maples: "He's a lumberjack and he's okay!" (various people) quote] For those of you that dont know where it is from, It is from a Monty Python Skech From Monty Python's Flying Circus Here is the song: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory. On Wednesday I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?! Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!! Mounties: I cut down trees, I wear high heels?! Suspenders...and a bra?!... Just the Lumberjack: I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!! its actually "just like my dear papa"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Don't know if this has been said before but..... Coal: Hmm...a non-renewable energy source! Skeleton in SoS: I'm sure he died of natural causes, like a massive dragon or something...... Read one in siggy. ( use banana with Karajman Rum. ) ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nagnagnag1 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 lol use a raw herring with a normal tree its funny! thanks to wyvren2000 "its not the mightiest tree in the forest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nagnagnag1 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 oh ya go to the wildy neer the zammy mage (north of egvill) and examine a sign its funny to "stop examining signs! your in the wilderness now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nagnagnag1 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 sorry now the best speller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogman112018 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Upon examining Fortunato(the wine-seller in draynor)this sentence will appear "Looks like he could do with a sip of Amontillado." This is taken from the story by Edgar Allen Poe "Cask of Amontillado" No clue if someone has stated this already(lol :mrgreen: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lythiaren Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 The moles are full of Austin Powers jokes. One of the baby moles' examine is "Moley moley mooooole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirage Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 The exit from brimhaven dungeon: "the way to go when I get scared" Current goal: Getting enough prayer pots to finish my last four quests. Come to the dark side. We have cookies and flashlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbangtheory Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 half a meat pie: "Half of it is suitable for vegetarians" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakolord7 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Use herring on a tree: Not the mightyest tree in the forest. Join Future Update News! The longest running update speculation thread on the RSOF, currently on its 24 EditionQFC 16-17-671-59680498Thanks to Killerwat for the sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eonrogue Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 holy wrench a shining paragon of wrenchly virtue blessed axe it radiates purity but cna still lop of heads Tip.it's official Ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chartres Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Examine the Ogre Standard east of Castle Wars. "Not very high" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lugia_Lvl138 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Miner Magnus at Miscellania: He's mining his own business. Piano at Draynor Manor: I was forced to play this as a child. Horned Graahk: Get in a Graahk's way and you're going to know about it, however briefly. Spotted Kebbit: It's on a permanent sugar rush. Red Chinchompa: It looks fluffy and cute, it's probably deadly. Advisor Ghrim: He probably hasn't smiled since the third age. Guards from Fremminik Isles quest: He's on insult duty. 4x Phat owner: Blue, Green, 2x Purple 3100+ GWD bosses soloed.Solo GWD Drops:5 Bandos Plates, 4 Bandos Boots, 3 Bandos Hilts, 2 Arma Helms, Arma Skirt, Arma Plate, 3 Arma Hilts, 4 Zammy Spears, Steam Staff, 15 Sara Swords, 6 Sara Hilts, 29 Shards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfay Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 hmm you make it sound like no one examines stuff.... im not alone am i!? but the one that intrigues me that they actually added was penance spawn statue: one eyed monster (ooohhhkaaay..... :XD: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorb1019 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 some of this stuff is what they say and some of it has been squished together (so it looks like one sentence but its acualy two) notice in one of them it says kicking ham [wagon]....this is true.when in the death to the dorgeshunn quest when zanik is helping you defeat sigmund and you examine her thats what it says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkddmaster Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I examined my camo pants one day and this is what it said: "Examine what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmyst12 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Jellies have funny examines. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tory911 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Fire in Burgh De Rott: Come bask in the fire's warm glowing warming glow. like on simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooldude007 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 How entertaining :lol: and I also have 1 my self! 8-) Examine/Giant Mole ~ HOLY MOLY! :lol: ASH!OH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpus57 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I examined my camo pants one day and this is what it said: "Examine what?" Nice one ~~!~~ScOrPuS~~!~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeklaan Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 corpse in slayer tower: clearly has been relaxing to long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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