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i got a few

 

 

 

not sure if there funny tho lol \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lobster (Cooked)

 

 

 

"this looks tricky to eat"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

shark (Cooked)

 

 

 

"id better be carefull eating this"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

zombie mask

 

 

 

"i look 40,000 years old in this..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

potatoes (2)

 

 

 

"there are 2 potatoes in this sack"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

zombie gloves

 

 

 

"smells pretty funky"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yak-hide armour

 

 

 

"smelly yak body armour"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

chefs hat

 

 

 

"what a silly hat"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sheep feed

 

 

 

"Counicillour Halgrive gave me this to kill some sheep"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

overgrown cat

 

 

 

"a freindly not-so little pet"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tiara

 

 

 

"makes me feel like a princess"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

coins

 

 

 

"800000000 x coins" (lol jk jk jk (im not rich))

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25. The Lumberjack in the miscillania Maples:

 

 

 

"He's a lumberjack and he's okay!" (various people)

 

 

 

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For those of you that dont know where it is from, It is from a Monty Python Skech From

 

 

 

Monty Python's Flying Circus

 

 

 

Here is the song:

 

 

 

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

 

 

 

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chorus:

 

 

 

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

 

 

 

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

 

 

 

I go to the lavatory.

 

 

 

On Wednesday I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mounties:

 

 

 

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch

 

 

 

He goes to the lavatory.

 

 

 

On Wednesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chorus:

 

 

 

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

 

 

 

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cut down trees, I skip and jump

 

 

 

I like to press wild flowers.

 

 

 

I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mounties:

 

 

 

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps

 

 

 

He likes to press wild flowers.

 

 

 

He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chorus:

 

 

 

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

 

 

 

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cut down trees, I wear high heels

 

 

 

Suspenders and a bra.

 

 

 

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mounties:

 

 

 

I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!

 

 

 

Suspenders...and a bra?!...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just the Lumberjack:

 

 

 

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

its actually "just like my dear papa"...

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Don't know if this has been said before but.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coal: Hmm...a non-renewable energy source!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Skeleton in SoS: I'm sure he died of natural causes, like a massive dragon or something......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Read one in siggy. ( use banana with Karajman Rum. )

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Upon examining Fortunato(the wine-seller in draynor)this sentence will appear

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Looks like he could do with a sip of Amontillado."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is taken from the story by Edgar Allen Poe "Cask of Amontillado"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No clue if someone has stated this already(lol :mrgreen: )

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Miner Magnus at Miscellania:

 

 

 

He's mining his own business.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Piano at Draynor Manor:

 

 

 

I was forced to play this as a child.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Horned Graahk:

 

 

 

Get in a Graahk's way and you're going to know about it, however briefly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spotted Kebbit:

 

 

 

It's on a permanent sugar rush.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Red Chinchompa:

 

 

 

It looks fluffy and cute, it's probably deadly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Advisor Ghrim:

 

 

 

He probably hasn't smiled since the third age.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guards from Fremminik Isles quest:

 

 

 

He's on insult duty.

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some of this stuff is what they say and some of it has been squished together (so it looks like one sentence but its acualy two)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

notice in one of them it says kicking ham [wagon]....this is true.when in the death to the dorgeshunn quest when zanik is helping you defeat sigmund

 

 

 

and you examine her thats what it says

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