February 26, 200719 yr here's mine. i'm not sure if this has been posted yet, but i don't feel like reading all of the posting. Sry, but I don't have that much free time. anyways, here it is: when you use a herring on a tree it says (I don't remember exactly but it goes something like this): "this is not the biggest tree in the forest." Note- reference to monty python and the holy grail.
February 26, 200719 yr here is one i randomly found with walking around the stronghold under barb village skeleton examine "he should have run a virus checker more often" thats a total rofl........ Pked Whips - 3Barrows Drops - 1Bones Buried - 60170Rune Med Drops - 198 - F2P
February 26, 200719 yr I'm constantly examining things, and while most of the good ones have been said, I haven't seen these little gems from Zanaris posted yet: Zygomite(Fungi, before picking)-- "A fun guy. No wait, that's awful. Plus it doesn't even make sense." -.- Zygomite(After picking)-- "A fun guy. No wait, that's awful..." I guess it then makes sense because it's actually guy... sort of... :? And it says "I wonder what these are?" upon examining some flowers in Zanaris, having just examined them to answer that question... What the heck, Jagex? What the heck? And, of course, all the "fairy" puns: "She looks fairy, fairy hurt" #-o "A scroll that says she's a healer, that's Fairy Nuff" The names themselves, too: "Fairy Nuff," the "Fairy Godfather," and "Fairy Very Wise"? The list goes on... Silly Jagex! : "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain "I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it." -Edith Sitwell Think on these things.
February 26, 200719 yr In very low levels of Wilderness, there are "Danger"-signs that have the examine info "Stop examining signs, you're in the Wilderness now!" Thanks to Star for the sig! | Click here or on the sig for my tewtally cool blog!
February 26, 200719 yr lol ur immature...there is such things as animals that can reproduce solo...lol ..maybe u should listen in science class mroe :-P ~ZeLoT~ like a chicken laying eggs (dragon eggs) Lmao....A chicken laying eggs is the result of sexual reproduction. He meant like a hydra or ameba; it's called 'budding'. I won't call the hospital because you won't learn anything if I do.
February 26, 200719 yr Apple:keeps the doctor away :lol: Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
February 26, 200719 yr Rofl, if you try to talk to grew the ogre after the Watchtower quest, it will say: "The ogre isn't interested in you anymore" awww ogre has a broken heart :cry:
February 26, 200719 yr Could you guys stop with that Morty reference? Over half the thread has that. And I'm bored reading the same things over and over again. Anyway, the camo items "exmine what?" makes me laugh. :lol:
February 27, 200719 yr Lunar Isle banker examine- Proud to be one of the only three men on the island. I thought that was funny and I hope that no one has posted it already. :? Note, sig needs to be updated.99 woodcutting achieved May 31, 2007!Currently going for Fletching cape 93/99
February 27, 200719 yr Torcher: Burn baby burn Autumn,spring,summer,winter elementals an autumn elemental etc. :lol:
February 27, 200719 yr lamb in lumbridge sheep thing: The black sheep of the family Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
February 27, 200719 yr stacked barrels in lumbridge (maybe somewhere else too) MMM...beer Sounds like my neighbor. he has a beerbelly that falls down to hisknees :shock: Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
February 27, 200719 yr Examine of Monkey Nuts --- These are monkey nuts, Jummy -- man.. i am a pervert :shame: :-w Proud owner of the PS3!
February 27, 200719 yr this sounds wrong...I am a twisted spirit :twisted: Cannonballs in lumbridge, piled near the cannons Big heavy metal balls Lumbridge cart in the potato field: 1 horse paower. Wooden suspension.a beauty. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
February 28, 200719 yr one of the Town Guards in rellika: "who's going to steal a whole town anyway?" One of the skeltens: "I don't think he'll mind if I take his wallet now..." Record everything I say because I am awsome-Mr Cruz
February 28, 200719 yr baker in ardy market "very well, but wheres the butcher and the candlestick maker?" lol lol hahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD: wait..... i dont get it :?: Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
February 28, 200719 yr Abandoned cart, West of Miscellenia. (near entrance to the castle) "yup, looks like this neighbourhood is perfectly safe for travelers..." Saskia Snow :lol: Old 'Scaper - returned * Former TET Leader * Council of Elders Member * Confirmed Scaredy Cat * Mother of 6 * Quester * Friend to many
February 28, 200719 yr LOL i found one while training the the varrock sewers if you examine the rack just before the first set of skeles it says "makes you taller" lol
March 1, 200719 yr large bone in the hill giant part of edgeville dungeon: A dogs idea of heaven. Big bones: Ew, its a pile of bones. id rather say: hey look at the bird! its a bird! corpses in the edgeville dungeon (hill giants part) now thats what i call slimline! he hasnt eaten in a long time. Now hes just too thin. Can someone explain me why there are hill giants in a cave? it just doesnt make sense. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
March 1, 200719 yr Hill Giants get their names because they look like hills, not because they reside in/on them, as explained in issue eleven of postbag from the hedge: We is called hill giants 'coz we is looking like hill, not living on hill! See special chiseled features? See arm muscles like, um, hills? Is mossy called mossy 'coz him live on moss or 'coz he is looking like big moving moss? And another examine: When you examine the ancient rock from the Mountain Daughter quest, it says "It's just big stone, really." After mining it and examining the Half a Rock, it says "It's a piece of the Ancient Rock of the mountain people. It's still just a stone." Funnier to those who've done the quest, sorry if you haven't! "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain "I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it." -Edith Sitwell Think on these things.
March 1, 200719 yr Examine for the barrow in piscatoris: " 'Can I borrow a shallow barrow?' Now say that faster! FASTER! "
March 2, 200719 yr in the goblin cave,a skeleton:Thats what i call slimfast! :lol: Dude, you're an idiot #-o Dude, your feeble attempt at an insult is hilarious. ... You can tell JAGeX is British - No common sense. :notalk:Supportmage:Quick Robin,to the roflcopter!
March 2, 200719 yr Kharazi jungle forrester She deals in exotic types of wood Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
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