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Funny Examines!

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when i was doing swan song i found this hilarious...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when u get the "draynor skull" for the quest and examine it..it reads:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"i shouldn't be laughing...this is a grave matter"

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Bouquet Mac Hyacinth of Lunar Isle:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Should I pronounce it "bucket"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats a good one if you know where it comes from.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*WARNING: USELESS INFO*

 

 

 

An old Brit sitcom called "Keeping Up Appearances" featured an old busybody named Hyacinth Bucket, who in her everlasting quest to climb the social ladder would often repeat the phrase "It's pronounced Bouquet!"

 

 

 

*END OF USELESS INFO*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like the Gorak examine(drops Gorak claws for mage ess pots in Fairytale 2)

 

 

 

"Gorak by name, Gorak by nature"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I did not know that, but it made me laugh anyways.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey. I've seen that show on pbs a few times...It's funny, but not as good as as time goes by.

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you know there is a place called outside, better graphics 100% pvp and no fee to play :-w

Not really an "examine", and many people know about this neat little Monty Python reference already:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Use a herring with any tree -

 

 

 

"This is NOT the mightiest tree in the forest."

inspect rats: a popular dwarven delicacy

The USSR will rise again

Why do people feel communism is so awful?

baker in ardy market

 

 

 

"very well, but wheres the butcher and the candlestick maker?"

 

 

 

lol lol hahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD:

 

 

 

wait..... i dont get it :?:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

its a refernece to an old nursery rhyme. "Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, and who do you think they;d be? the butcher, the baker the candlestick maker, all rowing their way out to sea"

The USSR will rise again

Why do people feel communism is so awful?

So I did Temple of Ikov today, and examined my Pendant of Armydal (or however you spell it):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet another amulet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone was swamped with work that day. 8-)

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i had a few... but i forgot them... =\

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The world is full of self proclaimed experts who really don't know what they are talking about.

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ohh ya...

 

 

 

mr hyde: "now is not a good time to be examining him" or "stop examining and run!" :thumbsup:

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The world is full of self proclaimed experts who really don't know what they are talking about.

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One of the non-zombie monks in the windmill in the new quest: "Holier than thou" - the title of a Metallica song.

Upon examining the guards at the bedabin camp, A bedabin guard - a SANDY swords man (made me chuckle) ::'

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i think there is at least one in " examines section" of jagex towers that got a pervert humour ^^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cannonballs owned by that dwarf in between a rock = i better leave his big expensive balls alone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

abyssal leach = it sucks really hard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fairy house. (that thing in poh's) = rub the head and see what comes out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the one on last page... monkey nuts - i like monkey nuts :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and they said this game was rated for 13 year olds?? : /

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In very low levels of Wilderness, there are "Danger"-signs that have the examine info "Stop examining signs, you're in the Wilderness now!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A bit of pointless nerdisms of me is that it was "your" before i sent a message to jagex and told them to change it now its "you're".. aaah its nice to know i made a difference. =P~

The puffins in the new quest "i'd like them more if they were muffins"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and the boss "he's trying to kill you! less examine, more fight!" or something along those lines

and the boss "he's trying to kill you! less examine, more fight!" or something along those lines

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Less exmine, more fight! nice find, this made me laugh. =D>

Can someone explain me the ''Nobody likes crabs''? I dont get it...

 

 

 

I think that's because I'm french. Is there a second meaning of crab?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's slang for an STD.

when examining wilderness sign in about 3-4 wildy it says:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

stop examining signs! your in the wilderness now!

Barrelchest: "He's trying to mash you flat! Less examine, more fight!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

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Can someone explain me the ''Nobody likes crabs''? I dont get it...

 

 

 

I think that's because I'm french. Is there a second meaning of crab?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's slang for an STD.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It isn't slang. It's the official name for lice in a bad place. (Only nice way I could think to say it after just watching a Law and Order about it)

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A plank of wood

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

mouse toy:advanced combat training weapon :D

In this order.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A plank of wood

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for some reason that sounds kinda wrong...

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In this order.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A plank of wood

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for some reason that sounds kinda wrong...

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Think it was supposed to sound wrong. >___<

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One of the non-zombie monks in the windmill in the new quest: "Holier than thou" - the title of a Metallica song.
i love metallica!

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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