chefboyrd863 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 when i was doing swan song i found this hilarious... when u get the "draynor skull" for the quest and examine it..it reads: "i shouldn't be laughing...this is a grave matter" Recent PK's:Drag Dagger x1, Combat Bracelet x1, Green d'hide coif x1, Diamond bolts (e)x87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tzone92 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Bouquet Mac Hyacinth of Lunar Isle: Should I pronounce it "bucket"? Thats a good one if you know where it comes from. *WARNING: USELESS INFO* An old Brit sitcom called "Keeping Up Appearances" featured an old busybody named Hyacinth Bucket, who in her everlasting quest to climb the social ladder would often repeat the phrase "It's pronounced Bouquet!" *END OF USELESS INFO* I like the Gorak examine(drops Gorak claws for mage ess pots in Fairytale 2) "Gorak by name, Gorak by nature" I did not know that, but it made me laugh anyways. Hey. I've seen that show on pbs a few times...It's funny, but not as good as as time goes by. you know there is a place called outside, better graphics 100% pvp and no fee to play :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolHead22 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Not really an "examine", and many people know about this neat little Monty Python reference already: Use a herring with any tree - "This is NOT the mightiest tree in the forest." My Blog of random goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir_Lenin54 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 inspect rats: a popular dwarven delicacy The USSR will rise againWhy do people feel communism is so awful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir_Lenin54 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 baker in ardy market "very well, but wheres the butcher and the candlestick maker?" lol lol hahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD: wait..... i dont get it :?: its a refernece to an old nursery rhyme. "Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, and who do you think they;d be? the butcher, the baker the candlestick maker, all rowing their way out to sea" The USSR will rise againWhy do people feel communism is so awful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manato0 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 So I did Temple of Ikov today, and examined my Pendant of Armydal (or however you spell it): Yet another amulet. Someone was swamped with work that day. 8-) ...............___@@@ ___-----weeewoooweeewoooo......____//_____?___\\__ ___----,o-----GrammarPolice ----@)----`----(@)=========(@)- `Skiller: Maurdin, Black(omgracist) pure: Alotofnoobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane531 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 i had a few... but i forgot them... =\ The world is full of self proclaimed experts who really don't know what they are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane531 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 ohh ya... mr hyde: "now is not a good time to be examining him" or "stop examining and run!" :thumbsup: The world is full of self proclaimed experts who really don't know what they are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach312 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 One of the non-zombie monks in the windmill in the new quest: "Holier than thou" - the title of a Metallica song. Mugutu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv_Green_vI Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Upon examining the guards at the bedabin camp, A bedabin guard - a SANDY swords man (made me chuckle) : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atestarossa Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 i think there is at least one in " examines section" of jagex towers that got a pervert humour ^^ cannonballs owned by that dwarf in between a rock = i better leave his big expensive balls alone abyssal leach = it sucks really hard fairy house. (that thing in poh's) = rub the head and see what comes out the one on last page... monkey nuts - i like monkey nuts :ohnoes: and they said this game was rated for 13 year olds?? : / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimHams Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 In very low levels of Wilderness, there are "Danger"-signs that have the examine info "Stop examining signs, you're in the Wilderness now!" A bit of pointless nerdisms of me is that it was "your" before i sent a message to jagex and told them to change it now its "you're".. aaah its nice to know i made a difference. =P~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baron8000 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 The puffins in the new quest "i'd like them more if they were muffins" and the boss "he's trying to kill you! less examine, more fight!" or something along those lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 and the boss "he's trying to kill you! less examine, more fight!" or something along those lines Less exmine, more fight! nice find, this made me laugh. =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin6264 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Can someone explain me the ''Nobody likes crabs''? I dont get it... I think that's because I'm french. Is there a second meaning of crab? | The Complete God Wars Dungeon Guide (AoW) | The Berserker Necklace / Obsidian Weapons Guide | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach312 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Can someone explain me the ''Nobody likes crabs''? I dont get it... I think that's because I'm french. Is there a second meaning of crab? It's slang for an STD. Mugutu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greendays096 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 when examining wilderness sign in about 3-4 wildy it says: stop examining signs! your in the wilderness now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jard_Y_Dooku Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Barrelchest: "He's trying to mash you flat! Less examine, more fight!" :lol: Never trust anyone. You are always alone, and betrayal is inevitable.Nothing is safe from the jaws of the decompiler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Can someone explain me the ''Nobody likes crabs''? I dont get it... I think that's because I'm french. Is there a second meaning of crab? It's slang for an STD. It isn't slang. It's the official name for lice in a bad place. (Only nice way I could think to say it after just watching a Law and Order about it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 In this order. A plank of wood Rub the head to see what pops out. Rub the head to see what pops out. Rub the head to see what pops out. Rub the head to see what pops out. Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bemiz Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 mouse toy:advanced combat training weapon :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salim123 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 In this order. A plank of wood Rub the head to see what pops out. Rub the head to see what pops out. Rub the head to see what pops out. Rub the head to see what pops out. for some reason that sounds kinda wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldlord1 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 In this order. A plank of wood Rub the head to see what pops out. Rub the head to see what pops out. Rub the head to see what pops out. Rub the head to see what pops out. for some reason that sounds kinda wrong...' Think it was supposed to sound wrong. >___< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 One of the non-zombie monks in the windmill in the new quest: "Holier than thou" - the title of a Metallica song. i love metallica! Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eonrogue Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Tip.it's official Ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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