Funny Examines!

[gunshafted]

Hey everyone, Gun here.

 

 

 

i have been away from runescape for nearly a year now i think, 8 months at least, coming back only to participate in the seasonal events and chat a little with my old buddies, but i havent been on tip.it in a good long while.

 

 

 

i come on today to try and find some info on the easter bunny event (of which i still havent found anything) and decide to look in general p2p for old times sake.

 

 

 

you could not believe how stunned i was when i saw that my old examines thread, dead for so long was on the front page! and it got hot topic! and had ****ing 750+ replys! i was simply astounded, the fact that a thread i made has stayed alive for so many months makes me feel really good in a wierd wierd way.

 

 

 

apparently the thread was yanked from the brink of death by a very kind person, who considered it a waste to let such a populated topic be destroyed (i wont mention him unless im asked to), apparently it went on to be hot topic and never went down far again.

 

 

 

you've all made me feel very happy today, probably not enough to come back to runescape, but ill definately hang around tip.it a little more and see if i can get reaquainted with some old friends.

 

 

 

thanks all!

 

 

 

(ps: scuse the non capital "I"'s. i'm just used to microsoft word doing that for me :D)

[dracomanm]

Kalphite worken: I don't think insect repellend will work

[Beaumonde]

My faves,

 

12.

 

fish stall in relekka:

 

"fishtastic!"

 

 

 

13. (another found by me)

 

lvl 1 sharks out at deep sea (can be spotted in the harbours of karamja jungle)

 

"let's not go skinny-dipping eh?"

 

 

 

15.

 

cannon balls in new quest:

 

"I'd better leave his expensive dwarven balls alone"

 

 

 

16.

 

fern examine (found in multiple places)

 

"is this weed?"

 

 

 

19.

 

Bed in ali the hags house:

 

"look! it's a goldfish! no, wait, it's a bed..."

 

 

 

22.crawling hands;

 

"now THAT's handy!",

 

"Give me five, acctually don't..."

 

thx to Dr_skirus for them

 

 

 

23.

 

abyssal leeches:

 

"a monster that sucks really hard"

 

 

 

26. Bouncer, found in Relleka:

 

"He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground, thats how he got his job." (thx "noone")

 

 

 

31. Customs Officer:

 

"Inspects people's packages." (thx raiden2k2)

 

 

 

Lol

 

 

 

KSA Shops {RuneCrafting} {WoodCutting} {Fishing & Cooking}

 

{Mining & Smithing} {Essence} {Crafting} {Fletching} {Herblore} {Secondary}

 

 

[tristardragon]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: some of those are just plain funny yet some depending on how you look at it..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Screechingmu]

All the Jelly examines amuse me for some reason.

 

 

 

"Jiggly"

 

"Needs Cream..."

 

 

 

I think those are some of them. :oops:

[splatmster24]

Hey everyone, Gun here.

 

 

 

i have been away from runescape for nearly a year now i think, 8 months at least, coming back only to participate in the seasonal events and chat a little with my old buddies, but i havent been on tip.it in a good long while.

 

 

 

i come on today to try and find some info on the easter bunny event (of which i still havent found anything) and decide to look in general p2p for old times sake.

 

 

 

you could not believe how stunned i was when i saw that my old examines thread, dead for so long was on the front page! and it got hot topic! and had ****ing 750+ replys! i was simply astounded, the fact that a thread i made has stayed alive for so many months makes me feel really good in a wierd wierd way.

 

 

 

apparently the thread was yanked from the brink of death by a very kind person, who considered it a waste to let such a populated topic be destroyed (i wont mention him unless im asked to), apparently it went on to be hot topic and never went down far again.

 

 

 

you've all made me feel very happy today, probably not enough to come back to runescape, but ill definately hang around tip.it a little more and see if i can get reaquainted with some old friends.

 

 

 

thanks all!

 

 

 

(ps: scuse the non capital "I"'s. i'm just used to microsoft word doing that for me :D)

 

 

 

 

 

lol, i posted on this like 2 months ago, and its still a first page topic, im amazed.

[silvermist82]

idk if this has been posted yet.. but...

 

a monty python plug in RS.

 

 

 

if you use a cooked herring with any tree(wc-able) it says "this is not the mightyest tree in the forest"

 

 

 

and if you use a cooked herring with the grand tree it says "it cant be done." because it is the mightiest tree in the forest lol

[Arr0wd0dger]

the hidden door underneath canifis pub leading to the hollows says:

 

if if had paint on it, you'd probably watch it dry

 

 

 

the funniest one i have ever seen before

[Wizz]

the best one is for canons on top of varrock castle- please aim away from face

 

 

 

teaching gun safety to 7yr olds...

 

Varrock castle??????

[RockRebel]

I got one that may have already been entered...can't be bothered going and checking-

 

 

 

Karamja Customs Officer - Examines peoples packages.

 

 

 

Sometimes we must ponder and think of the morals of JAGeX. Now is not one of those times. Now we laugh....... :XD: :twisted: :lol: \ :thumbsup:

[HellsBells]

Beer pump-I wish I had this at home. I always examine things when I'm bored. :oops:

[HellsBells]

Chicken Boots-Perfect for crossing the road.

[Nabbagad]

Box Trap - If an creature goes inside, the box should then slam shut

[Alan_1134]

Upon examining the examiner I do indeed examine he is an examiner.

 

 

 

I think thats it.

 

It's from the Examiner in the digsite :

[Wizz]

Examine a heather

 

Who is this heather you speak of

 

P.S heather is a flower

[aoe325]

Upon examining the examiner I do indeed examine he is an examiner.

 

 

 

I think thats it.

 

It's from the Examiner in the digsite :

 

 

 

More like : Upon examining the examiner you examine, it is indeed an examiner. :)

[Menti]

Upon examining the examiner I do indeed examine he is an examiner.

 

 

 

I think thats it.

 

It's from the Examiner in the digsite :

 

 

 

More like : Upon examining the examiner you examine, it is indeed an examiner. :)

 

 

 

I do believe that it's 'Upon examining the examiner that you examine, you examine that it is indeed an examiner'.

[Eonrogue]

brine saber- a salty sword

 

ulric- something along the lines of "nothing wose than a big undead fremrick" or something close to it

[taom]

immature potato plants in a tail of two cats quest:

 

"you say potato, I say Poh-tar-to"

[Wizz]

immature potato plants in a tail of two cats quest:

 

"you say potato, I say Poh-tar-to"

 

is there a tomato or should i say TO MAE TOE

[P00kasarus]

dunno if this has been posted, but there are some gravestones in draynor ville, when u examine them it says: "Here lies Guy, he told a lie, now he hangs from gallows high" i took a pic of it, but dunno how to post.

[murgatroid99]

I don't know if this has been posted yet:

 

Fairy Godfather-I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

 

From the movie The Godfather (I think)

 

Edit: Easter Bunny-He's lucky it isn't rabbit season

 

Edit 2: Draynor Skull (the one that you dig out of the grave in Draynor Manor for Fairy Tale Part I)-I shouldn't joke, this is a grave matter

[andufusthebronze]

giant frog - he didn't get this big eating flies!

[Michigander]

defilier in pc: duck! idk if thats supposed to be funny i dont get it if it is

 

:XD:

[ganon95]

puffin (brain-death island) - i'd prefur if it were a muffin

 

 

 

rock (to exit the cave from olafs quest)- is it a rock crab? our survey says no (family feud reference)