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Funny Examines!

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i think there is at least one in " examines section" of jagex towers that got a pervert humour ^^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cannonballs owned by that dwarf in between a rock = i better leave his big expensive balls alone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

abyssal leach = it sucks really hard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fairy house. (that thing in poh's) = rub the head and see what comes out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the one on last page... monkey nuts - i like monkey nuts :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and they said this game was rated for 13 year olds?? : /

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And they say spongebob is for kids.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Most youngins don't eve notice the "perverted" humor

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^^ClicK^^

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Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok

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Alright already we'll all float on

Alright don't worry we'll all float on" - Isaac Brock

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i think there is at least one in " examines section" of jagex towers that got a pervert humour ^^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cannonballs owned by that dwarf in between a rock = i better leave his big expensive balls alone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

abyssal leach = it sucks really hard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fairy house. (that thing in poh's) = rub the head and see what comes out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the one on last page... monkey nuts - i like monkey nuts :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and they said this game was rated for 13 year olds?? : /

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And they say spongebob is for kids.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Most youngins don't eve notice the "perverted" humor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SpongeBob is great, but I can't see how it has something to do with that quote. Mind explaining?

Oh god the guy with pokemon OCD also likes spongebob....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In this order.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A plank of wood

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for some reason that sounds kinda wrong...

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Think it was supposed to sound wrong. >___<

Yes that is supposed to sound wrong but then again jagex are the ones that made the examine in the first place.

 

 

 

OT:

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

I don't really find one examine alone funny, but when you combine them.. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I always laugh (I-dont-remember-whos) that sig "You swing a hit"

 

 

 

"You hit a dummy" "You have defeated oreo" etc.. :D

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if you examine a chicken it says "yep, definitely a chicken"

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it's trying to mash you flat, less examine more fight!

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

undead lumberjack

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hes is one but hes not alright

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lumber jack top

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ill be alright wearing this

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Finally got Drill Demon event today! :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got the Camo Legs

 

 

 

I examined them and all it says is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Examine what?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol.

Examining the customs officer woman at Brimhaven gives:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Inspects people's packages."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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obstacle that you have to mine in abyss (after you break it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I could break this apart with a pick to get though. oh wait, I already did.

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theres a skeleton near the odd old man that when you examine it it says thats a waste of prayer xp...

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Bob the Jagex Cat examine in a POH:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"OMG it's Bob the Jagex Cat!"

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Examine a defiler during a game of Pest Control, its says Duck!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROFL!

Mortania Fire: Come bask in the warm glowing fire's warming glow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Studed body(t) = The studs should provide added protection. Also, nice trim.

Still alive, still alive.

i wonder if they have a full time guy working on these jokes :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

any way in sophanem if u examin one of the guys:

 

 

 

"I wonder if he minds me examining him" :lol:

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be yourself because you suck at being that guy

A crutch in the Fairy Hideout (Fairy Tales pt 2):

 

 

 

"Whoever made this had no idea how small fairies really are."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why'd it end up there in the first place? :-k

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Well, I seem to of thought mine was pretty funny..

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don't know if this has been posted before :P

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don't know if this has been posted before :P

 

 

 

wow, where did that come from?i Have t take a snapshot of this (snapmania)

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

 

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don't know if this has been posted before :P

 

 

 

wow, where did that come from?i Have t take a snapshot of this (snapmania)

 

 

 

its from the miller in the mill in lumbridge :P

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Has anyone seen this one?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"He rules um.. the roost"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Didn't exactly get it the first time, and it's the examine for the rooster from the farm south of Fally.

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Has anyone seen this one?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"He rules um.. the roost"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Didn't exactly get it the first time, and it's the examine for the rooster from the farm south of Fally.

 

 

 

No wonder you don't get it, I don't either. O wait that could be because im stupid.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

 

 

 

i think there is at least one in " examines section" of jagex towers that got a pervert humour ^^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cannonballs owned by that dwarf in between a rock = i better leave his big expensive balls alone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

abyssal leach = it sucks really hard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fairy house. (that thing in poh's) = rub the head and see what comes out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the one on last page... monkey nuts - i like monkey nuts :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and they said this game was rated for 13 year olds?? : /

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And they say spongebob is for kids.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Most youngins don't eve notice the "perverted" humor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SpongeBob is great, but I can't see how it has something to do with that quote. Mind explaining?

Oh god the guy with pokemon OCD also likes spongebob....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In this order.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A plank of wood

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

Rub the head to see what pops out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for some reason that sounds kinda wrong...

'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think it was supposed to sound wrong. >___<

Yes that is supposed to sound wrong but then again jagex are the ones that made the examine in the first place.

 

 

 

OT:

 

 

 

I really don't get it, and i'm not even sure if i want to :anxious:

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

not an examine, but if you use a herring on a tree *i think it has to be a willow tree, not sure* it says "Not the mightiest tree in the forrest"

oaknock the eningeer in cutscene of "eyes of glourpie"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"can he build it?, yes he can!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D :D :D

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