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Funny Examines!

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In Port Sarim's bar:

 

 

 

examine the shelves...

 

 

 

two read as:

 

 

 

"Full of Lovely Drinks!"

 

 

 

the third reads as(which looks empty):

 

 

 

"Someone was thirsty..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in Port Sarim's Brains Axes:

 

 

 

go upstairs and examine the portrait across from the stairs:

 

 

 

"A painting of some guy standing around somewhere."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in Port Sarim's Gerrant's Fish Shop:

 

 

 

examine the swordfish on the wall:

 

 

 

"It really was this big!" (lets see if you catch that joke.... =) ...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats all i got for now... that i feel like finding... ill be back later with more... bai for now than... =;

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lol iv'e got one that made me laugh and disgusted as well...

 

 

 

when you examine the skeleton leggings-fromm halloween event--it says

 

 

 

"does my pelvis look big in this?"...

 

 

 

lol how many ppl know what a pelvis is?--well its a bone found in ur body

 

 

 

lol i won't explain its too disgustingly dirty lol :-w ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol umm are you sure you get it? Usually people say "Does my butt look big in this?" and the pelivs is the bone that is well..on your butt area...lol.It's not really dirty.

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i think its in Draynor

 

 

 

Door: an amazing invention that allows u 2 walk through walls

found a new one just now...

 

 

 

outside Aggie's House you'll see a cart... examine it:

 

 

 

"One horsepower, wooden suspension. A beauty."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

=D> ands up to Jagex for their ability to make me have fun and laugh AT THE SAME TIME!!!! <3:

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I was hunting chompies and after examining them I found:

 

 

 

Examine chompie: A large boisterous bird, a delicacy for ogres

 

 

 

Examine shot chompie: A once boisterous bird, closer to being an ogre delicacy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although the funniest thing I ever saw was, I forgot a rock and wool for jubly birds, inflated a toad twice... :lol:

As soon as I get something worth putting here, I'll...erm put it here.

in bobs axe shop in Lumby

 

 

 

Axe cabinet: Break glass in case of emergency

these are differnt tipes of bones in the old man's museum from RAg & bone Man quest:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Massive Ribs: Now Where Can I find a Litter of bbq sauce?

 

 

 

Bones: Awe, small ancient beastie gone splat.

 

 

 

Bones: What a waste of prayer xp!

 

 

 

Box of Bones: Well, everybody needs a hobbie

 

 

 

Bones: I'm really glad it's dead.

 

 

 

Bones: Looks scary, but evidently wasn't tough enough.

 

 

 

Bones: I can't even begin to imagine what that was.

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skeleton near Dark Beasts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't understand, why didn't he go back to Lumby?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*this is the only skeleton I know of that says this.*

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I remember when the Kalphite Queen dethroned the King Black Dragon.

Lmao, this is gold.

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i think this one is funny: golem- rock with attitude \' go me

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just found one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you examine the experiment table in the tower of life dungeon it says

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"reminds me of the dentist" #-o \'

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rats in dwarve mine:

 

 

 

a popular dwarven delicacy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also dwarves: a short angry guy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

general store dwarf: i wonder if he wants my junk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cart conductors in Kelgdrum: he makes sure the carts dont run over any1

*examines lumbridge*

 

 

 

a place where all noobs gather around saying to high lvls:phr33 st0f plo0x

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think this thread is for real examines. Try somewhere else please!

Join Epiphany!

lamp in Keldagrm market:

 

 

 

gives off light, but then you already knew that

 

 

 

dwarvin mirror: i look shorter, but noy necessarily sweeter!

Crevice agility shortcut in slayer cave/dungeon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few rocks short of a wall - very crevice like.

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[bleep]y vambs: vambraces made from 100% real dragonhide. Now with added [bleep]iness

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cake: a plain spounge cake

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2/3 of a cake: some one has taken a big chunck out of this cake

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1/3 of a cake: i'd rather have a whole cake

Bouquet Mac Hyacinth of Lunar Isle:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Should I pronounce it "bucket"?

fire: Hot!

 

 

 

maple tree: i bet this makes good syrup!

shop keeper: clearly takes pride in his appearance

 

 

 

shop assistant: needs a haircut

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Retired from runescape. I will be on every now and then though. :)

i know of one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Examine the skinny guy by the slayer master in Zanaris:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

BOO!

skeleton near Dark Beasts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't understand, why didn't he go back to Lumby?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*this is the only skeleton I know of that says this.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol, i didn't know it said that

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[spoiler=My 99s (7)]9,638th to 99 Fletching ~ 29th January 2007

737th to 99 Hunter ~ 2nd July 2007

910th to 99 Agility ~ 28th January 2008

59,467th to 99 Defence ~ 23rd December 2009

92,762nd to 99 Hitpoints ~ 26th June 2010

102,704th to 99 Attack ~ 29th June 2010

144,091st to 99 Strength ~ 29th June 2010

 

Dr. Hyde: This is not a good time to be examining him now!

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Thanks Draynor.net!

Bouquet Mac Hyacinth of Lunar Isle:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Should I pronounce it "bucket"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats a good one if you know where it comes from.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*WARNING: USELESS INFO*

 

 

 

An old Brit sitcom called "Keeping Up Appearances" featured an old busybody named Hyacinth Bucket, who in her everlasting quest to climb the social ladder would often repeat the phrase "It's pronounced Bouquet!"

 

 

 

*END OF USELESS INFO*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like the Gorak examine(drops Gorak claws for mage ess pots in Fairytale 2)

 

 

 

"Gorak by name, Gorak by nature"

Currently Selling: Supers of all kinds and Splitbark Armour. PM me in-game for both.

Dragon Halberd

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"A Dragon Halberd"

examine tulips=can this talk? :XD:

Dude, you're an idiot #-o
Dude, your feeble attempt at an insult is hilarious.

... You can tell JAGeX is British - No common sense. :notalk:
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