darkonion Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 In Port Sarim's bar: examine the shelves... two read as: "Full of Lovely Drinks!" the third reads as(which looks empty): "Someone was thirsty..." in Port Sarim's Brains Axes: go upstairs and examine the portrait across from the stairs: "A painting of some guy standing around somewhere." in Port Sarim's Gerrant's Fish Shop: examine the swordfish on the wall: "It really was this big!" (lets see if you catch that joke.... =) ...) thats all i got for now... that i feel like finding... ill be back later with more... bai for now than... =; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p5hngmeawy19 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 lol iv'e got one that made me laugh and disgusted as well... when you examine the skeleton leggings-fromm halloween event--it says "does my pelvis look big in this?"... lol how many ppl know what a pelvis is?--well its a bone found in ur body lol i won't explain its too disgustingly dirty lol :-w : Lol umm are you sure you get it? Usually people say "Does my butt look big in this?" and the pelivs is the bone that is well..on your butt area...lol.It's not really dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivannorr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i think its in Draynor Door: an amazing invention that allows u 2 walk through walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkonion Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 found a new one just now... outside Aggie's House you'll see a cart... examine it: "One horsepower, wooden suspension. A beauty." =D> ands up to Jagex for their ability to make me have fun and laugh AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odeon40 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I was hunting chompies and after examining them I found: Examine chompie: A large boisterous bird, a delicacy for ogres Examine shot chompie: A once boisterous bird, closer to being an ogre delicacy. Although the funniest thing I ever saw was, I forgot a rock and wool for jubly birds, inflated a toad twice... :lol: As soon as I get something worth putting here, I'll...erm put it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivannorr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 in bobs axe shop in Lumby Axe cabinet: Break glass in case of emergency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p5hngmeawy19 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 these are differnt tipes of bones in the old man's museum from RAg & bone Man quest: Massive Ribs: Now Where Can I find a Litter of bbq sauce? Bones: Awe, small ancient beastie gone splat. Bones: What a waste of prayer xp! Box of Bones: Well, everybody needs a hobbie Bones: I'm really glad it's dead. Bones: Looks scary, but evidently wasn't tough enough. Bones: I can't even begin to imagine what that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galb Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 skeleton near Dark Beasts I don't understand, why didn't he go back to Lumby? *this is the only skeleton I know of that says this.* I remember when the Kalphite Queen dethroned the King Black Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedged Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Lmao, this is gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0lympic_lady Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i think this one is funny: golem- rock with attitude \ go me hey!!! if u evr wanna chat just add...i LUV my horse olympic about my rs account: i am lvl 52, u can usually find me on world 66, if u ever try to take me into the wild ill get back at u*smiles evily* P.S. law running is 4 ppl like me(i ROCK) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowwho Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 just found one if you examine the experiment table in the tower of life dungeon it says "reminds me of the dentist" #-o \ lucky barrower-dh legs,veracs skirt,karil skirt, karils top (x3), dh pl8,karils coif,half key(x2), x-bow, ahrims robetopgoodbye Piman1053 Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:05 pm326death326 is banned~~~EVERYONE ADD MY NEW MAIN "Y0uknowwho" (first o is a zero) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivannorr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 rats in dwarve mine: a popular dwarven delicacy also dwarves: a short angry guy general store dwarf: i wonder if he wants my junk Cart conductors in Kelgdrum: he makes sure the carts dont run over any1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrallster Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 *examines lumbridge* a place where all noobs gather around saying to high lvls:phr33 st0f plo0x I think this thread is for real examines. Try somewhere else please! Join Epiphany! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivannorr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 lamp in Keldagrm market: gives off light, but then you already knew that dwarvin mirror: i look shorter, but noy necessarily sweeter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmo_killer6 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Crevice agility shortcut in slayer cave/dungeon A few rocks short of a wall - very crevice like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivannorr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 [bleep]y vambs: vambraces made from 100% real dragonhide. Now with added [bleep]iness cake: a plain spounge cake 2/3 of a cake: some one has taken a big chunck out of this cake 1/3 of a cake: i'd rather have a whole cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agyo Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Bouquet Mac Hyacinth of Lunar Isle: Should I pronounce it "bucket"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivannorr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 fire: Hot! maple tree: i bet this makes good syrup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeroh Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 shop keeper: clearly takes pride in his appearance shop assistant: needs a haircut Retired from runescape. I will be on every now and then though. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draggommas63 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i know of one: Examine the skinny guy by the slayer master in Zanaris: "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster" BOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabbagad Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 skeleton near Dark Beasts I don't understand, why didn't he go back to Lumby? *this is the only skeleton I know of that says this.* lol, i didn't know it said that [spoiler=My 99s (7)]9,638th to 99 Fletching ~ 29th January 2007 737th to 99 Hunter ~ 2nd July 2007910th to 99 Agility ~ 28th January 200859,467th to 99 Defence ~ 23rd December 200992,762nd to 99 Hitpoints ~ 26th June 2010102,704th to 99 Attack ~ 29th June 2010144,091st to 99 Strength ~ 29th June 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyc1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dr. Hyde: This is not a good time to be examining him now! Thanks Draynor.net! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goretint Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Bouquet Mac Hyacinth of Lunar Isle: Should I pronounce it "bucket"? Thats a good one if you know where it comes from. *WARNING: USELESS INFO* An old Brit sitcom called "Keeping Up Appearances" featured an old busybody named Hyacinth Bucket, who in her everlasting quest to climb the social ladder would often repeat the phrase "It's pronounced Bouquet!" *END OF USELESS INFO* I like the Gorak examine(drops Gorak claws for mage ess pots in Fairytale 2) "Gorak by name, Gorak by nature" Currently Selling: Supers of all kinds and Splitbark Armour. PM me in-game for both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aj926 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dragon Halberd "A Dragon Halberd" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurikennin Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 examine tulips=can this talk? :XD: Dude, you're an idiot #-o Dude, your feeble attempt at an insult is hilarious. ... You can tell JAGeX is British - No common sense. :notalk:Supportmage:Quick Robin,to the roflcopter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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