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I cant think of any off the top of my head, but I am always "Examining" (?) as i walk around. Its like a habit lol. Although I do see its listed, when you examine lumberjack lief on miscellania it says: "He's a lumberjack and he's ok" which is taken from monty python... Also the white knights in party petes party palace (if thats what it is called) is similiar to another scene from another one of monty pythons skits.

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A cart in Edgey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"One horse-power, wooden suspension. A beauty."

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oh also.. in lumbridge castle, the floor below the bank, when you examine the cannons they say "Not suitable for children. Aim away from face". I dont know any alduts that even play RS so I don't really get it..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can assure you there are many adults that play RuneScape. I'm pretty sure that some people playing RuneScape said that they were 20, or 32 or something like that. So there are some, and I'm sure some of them ain't lying.

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frog mask "Now that's just silly"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

plank "It's a plank!".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As if i failed to notice it was a plank :?

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But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

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lol omg i examine everything whereever i go. It's been a habit since i was a noob, some of them really crack me up ^_^. Anyways i didn't see this on any other replies but..my favorite is from the two trolls in the pinball random event.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tilt: He looks ready to flip out!

 

 

 

Flippa: He looks flipping mad!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol i find those hilarious for some reason >_<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: added this one just now..lol was walking to varrock bank from yews and examined a warrior woman in castle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"not very fashion conscious"

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evil chicken: A fowl beast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shelf in wizard tower: I don't want to know what's in those little urns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Estoteric artifacts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bronze dagger: Short but pointy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lobster: looks tricky to eat.

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It's not actually an examine joke, but if you have a POH and get a head trophy decoration in hall, you can talk to it. I have a Crawling Hand trophy and when i talk to him it says something like:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Hey Hand, you wanna know how i slayed you ?

 

 

 

-How?

 

 

 

-Well since your just a Hand, your arm-less !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofl that one made me laugh :lol:

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Here is another one: when you examine the gravestone in the garden of Draynor Manor, it sais:

 

 

 

"Here lies Guy,

 

 

 

he told a lie,

 

 

 

so we swung him from the gallows high."

 

 

 

So the Jagex staff members don't just have sense for humour, they are poets too!

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lol iv'e got one that made me laugh and disgusted as well...

 

 

 

when you examine the skeleton leggings-fromm halloween event--it says

 

 

 

"does my pelvis look big in this?"...

 

 

 

lol how many ppl know what a pelvis is?--well its a bone found in ur body

 

 

 

lol i won't explain its too disgustingly dirty lol :-w ::'

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Earth wizard:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"His hands are covered i mud. At least, i hop that's mud."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A funny conversation i had at the mining guild:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

can't-name-people: I'm 61 mining.

 

 

 

Miguelitoux: I'm Miguelitoux, nice to meet you 61 mining :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If you log and examine a creature near the ardy-51 wildy lever it'll say:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Welcome to Runescape.

 

 

 

Lovely, cute, and possibly what dreams are made of.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, that cracked me up.

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33. Mummies In Desert Tresure Pyramid:

 

 

 

"Highly Flammable!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't get that? Desert....Heat....Flammable mummies......2 plus 2, dude. ::'

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