Lemmerman Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Haven't read every single page, so I don;t know if this has been said already, but: Examine a banker on Lunar Isle "Glad to be one of 3 males on an island of women" Or something there abouts... :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirhc Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 If you log in and examine a low-alcahol keg it says: "Welsom to Runescape" "Suspiciously close to beer, but without the side effects." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickmundo Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 don't know if its funny but examine mined rocks in the abyss : pickaxe power!! proud owner of a Quest Cape^achieved on 18/02/07^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drgnbllz900 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 not really an examine but if you use a mackeral on any tree it says "This is not the mightiest tree in the forest." if you dont know its a reference to monty python Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhosseins Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 skeleton at the bone yard "Must of died of natural causes, like a huge draogn or something" noob:need hot gfme this is not a dating sevice its a game noob:but thats the only reson i play this gamethen is suggest you use a dating service but i cant im only 7 #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billioo Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 If you examine Miner Magnus on Miscellania, it says, "He's just mining his own business". Those Brits are so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekilla Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I found this I hope you add it..I found it hilarious..when you select house options while you're outside it will say and select expel guests it will say something like.."You're not in a house.You can't expel people from the world even if you don't like them." Will get a new Siggy, if I get around to it[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsie538 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 don't know if its funny but examine mined rocks in the abyss : pickaxe power!! yea i had some pic somewhere were I examined various states of the mining obstacle in the abyss. something like this: "you start mining the rock" "you could mine this with a pickaxe" (mine obstacle full) "you could mine this with a pickaxe.... oh wait i just did" (mine obstacle half down) "... and manage to break through the rock" "pickaxe Power" (mine obstacle fully down) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillow2005 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Darn, someone put down the fun guy one. Some of the puns jagex use are absolutely awful. Right now for my one: Examine one of the fairy rings used for teleing - better not eat them lol RSN - pillow2005-------------------------------------Always selling prayer pots (3) 7kea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heart_of_ink Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Examine open coffins: "I see dead people!" There's no sig here. Move it along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nirajt Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Hi, funny thread, i have one too on the skeletal jokes. There is a big ribcage by the man from rag and bone man quest. If you examine it i think it says "All that prayer exp" i'm not too sure but its defenitely there, and the wording isn't quite right. Someone may have to check it. EDIT: And billioo, i am a brit. Does that make me funny -.- ~ 98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER! ~~ Ignorance is the Key ~~ Welcome to Edgerock ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulfire21 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Examine --> Post "Why am I examining a post?" For some reason that always made me ... smile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stench_y Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Diango in Draynor Village: He smells funny... [/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirage Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 not sure if this has been posted yet but..... signs after lvl 2 wildy- "stop examining signs, your in the wildy now!" Current goal: Getting enough prayer pots to finish my last four quests. Come to the dark side. We have cookies and flashlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColbyM Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 If u use a Mackrel on a tree it says, "This isnt the mightyest tree in the forest", if u use it on the grand tree, "It can'not be done!" Lol, seem like JaGeX likes Monty Python and the Holy GrailÃÆââââ¬Ã¾Ãââ Signature your as it use this read to able are and smart are you if A proud member of RuneScape Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benbh16 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 log onto runescape and examine a fern, it should say: "welcome to runescape. is this weed?" \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude_of_doom Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Skeleton legs Does my pelvis look big in this? Remember, you came into this world with nothing, what makes you think you're going to leave it with anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim4TehWin Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 im pretty sure that isn't what jagex ment by "crabs" Established Shark Fisher 2/19/07! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visor27 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 In the Mr. Hyde random event, if you ignore him and he becomes Mr Hyde, the examination is - "This is not a good time to be examining him!" [br]Click here to feed me a Rare Candy![br]Get your own at PokePlushies!^^ Level it!!! (Please) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P00kasarus Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 might have been said b4, but in the varrock sewers, 4 the demon slayer quest, you hav to get a key, and it lands on a pile of mud. when u examine the mud, it says: oh gee, a pile of mud, how exciting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 not really an examine but if you use a mackeral on any tree it says "This is not the mightiest tree in the forest." if you dont know its a reference to monty python It's supposed to be a herring.... Anyways, to continue with the Monty Python thing, if you use a herring on the doors to the Grand Tree it says, "It can't be done." > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funfrog211 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 25. The Lumberjack in the miscillania Maples: "He's a lumberjack and he's okay!" (various people) quote] For those of you that dont know where it is from, It is from a Monty Python Skech From Monty Python's Flying Circus Here is the song: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory. On Wednesday I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?! Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!! Mounties: I cut down trees, I wear high heels?! Suspenders...and a bra?!... Just the Lumberjack: I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexTeHowneR Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 If it's been answered then... :uhh: oh well. Tulips.. break up the syllables. Two lips. Get it now? Two-lips: Can these talk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneazal Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 On the mummy's examine, it comes from egypt where mummies were so plentiful that they were used to power steam locomotives, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody_scife Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I'm not sure if these were already said, but I didn't read all the pages. Chair=An ideal thing to sit on Broken Chair=Not an ideal thing to sit on I thought those were a bit funny I thing someone already said this... Baby pig=I shall call him mini-pig! (Or something like that) 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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