Nero Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 SEVENTY USES FOR A COCONUT!!!! Patent Pending. Love ya modz <3 hehehehe Welcome to my guide, 70 uses for a coconut! 1.0 Table of content 1.1 Introduction 1.2 Getting your coconuts 1.3 70 uses for a coconut 1.4 Closing Words 1.5 Acknowledgments 1.1 Here we will explore the endless uses for one of Runescape's most under-rated items: The god-like coconut! 1.2 First off, you may be asking "Wel how do i gt dis coconut st00f mister dusty ch00b??!/!1/" Well! Your answer lies with the Farming skill! To make a fruit tree sapling (needed if you want to plant your tree) these are the steps required(replace papaya seed with Palm): As you can see you will need level 68 Farming to plant Palm Trees, which when harvested will give you 6 coconuts each! OMG! Fruit tree patches where you can plant these trees are as follows: 1.3 70 USES FOR A COCONUT! First of all you need to know how to break a coconut to get the juice inside for herblore! Which will leave you with this also! Don't throw this away! Use #6 will explain to you where to use it! 1.) 2.) 3.) 4.) 5.) 6.) 7.) 8.)You can sell them! 9.) You can spell stuff out with them! 10.)You can collect them! 11.)You can merchant them! 12.)You can give them away as gifts! 13.)You can throw them away! 14.)Clap them together and pretend you're riding a horse! 15.)Throw them at noobs! 16.)Scam people with them o.O 17.)Leave them on the tree! 18.)Drink the coconut milk from them! :o 19.)Use Lime -> Coconut! 20.)Bash your head with it 21.)Try and eat it 22.)Look at it 23.)Attempt to pass it off as a fuzzy rock 24.)Make reading glasses out of them 25.)Try and make a shirt out of the fuzz 26.)Make a pipe out of it! 27.)Smoke it 28.)Use it as a cup 29.)Use it as a brah! 30.)Use it to play tennis! 31.)Use it as a soup bowl! 32.)Carve it into a statue! 33.)Make a microphone out of it! 34.)Make a coconut pie 35.)Use it to fake the world's biggest poo! o.O 36.)Feed it to your pets! 37.)Put it on display! 38.)Make it your pet! 39.)Make a coconut field! 40.)Try to breed it 41.)Make a brand of deoderant out of it 42.)Talk to it 43.)Name it Wilson 44.)Use it as cannon ammunition 45.)Make a boat out of it 46.)Use them as wheels 47.)Patent a cola drink out of the coconut milk 48.)Make a ninja star out of them 49.)Use it as a soccer ball 50.)Play ball tag with it 51.)Make a lamp shade out of it 52.)Make a tiny TV out of it! 53.)Make a toupee out of the hairs 54.)Make a buckler shield out of it 55.)Make a coconut Bhong 56.)Make a sports cup 57.)Make a Diskman out of it 58.)Make guitar picks out of the shell 59.)Make it into a magic 8-ball 60.)Use it as a fishbowl 61.)Use it as a ashtray 62.)Use it as a garbage can 63.)Use it as a yamaka! 64.)Use it as slingshot ammo 65.)Make a cd case out of it 66.)Put out a fire with the coconut milk 67.)Make a coconut Toilet! 68.)Use it as a spit pot 69.)Make a mask out of it 70.)Try to eat it.....whole o.O 1.4 I hope you liked my guide. It totally pwnz tbh. Coconuts are the [cabbage]. 1.5 Thanks to: Tipit for pics and the forum to post this on The people on #Tip-it because they're awesome You who's reading this. Me, just because I'm me. The mod who locks this because it is considered spam. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MYSTERYX Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 that cocnut brah would look better on my bedroom floor u sxc beast 8-) Click my sig made by Toast for Boom@ Forums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Nice guide Dusty!! Don't get it locked too soon. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Boii Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 oh emm gee never knew coconuts were so usefull :shock: Let your yellow mellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk02 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 First post on a soon to be legendary thread. Damn it, beaten again. I do English to Japanese and Japanese to English translation for free! Just keep it under 5 sentences, and PM me to use my fluency in Japanese to your advantage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 that cocnut brah would look better on my bedroom floor u sxc beast 8-) :lol: Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Boii Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 oh and btw ppl i use coconut deoderant :lol: dusty r for teh win!!!!!!! locked :boohoo: ??? Let your yellow mellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquashock Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Zomg you can throw up in it after smoking it! ^^Click For Monster Hunting Blog (180M+ in drops)^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopspe Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 This guide actually helped me! Im serious. Nice avatar btw, Luke PWNS! Mizzou is ballin'!Illini are fallin'!Kansas is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 This guide actually helped me! Im serious. Nice avatar btw, Luke PWNS! yea err thanks for stealing it -.- time to go change it Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate4u Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 nice lol gwd drops:bandos:hiltx1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kottos8 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Nice guide Dusty!! Don't get it locked too soon. :P Don't get it locked? Why would they do that? :anxious: If they do, they are just jealous of not coming up with this guide first. #-o Rock on with teh l337 nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
himy_name_is Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I usually use my coconut halves for pretending to ride on a horse. Imported yearly by African Swallows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Boii Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I usually use my coconut halves for pretending to ride on a horse. Imported yearly by African Swallows! LOL monty python!!! Let your yellow mellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 I usually use my coconut halves for pretending to ride on a horse. Imported yearly by African Swallows! LOL monty python!!! 14.)Clap them together and pretend you're riding a horse! Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gein6 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Lol, nice guide. :D Use the coconuts to kill yew bots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned_Nex Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 ZOMG IM INSPIRED NOW. LOL. Very nice. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> COCONUTS 4 EVA Dungeoneering isn't a skill. I'm faster than bots at Sorceress Garden. PM me if you want to chat. My PM is always off. My keyboard is on fire. Want some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopspe Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Dusty, i changed my avatar, you could have just said you didn't want anyone else with it. Mizzou is ballin'!Illini are fallin'!Kansas is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 Dusty, i changed my avatar, you could have just said you didn't want anyone else with it. I did. I even changed my first avatar and let you have my old one which you so rudely stole. But instead of just using that one you decided it would be funny to go ahead and piss me off by stealing the one that I changed it to. Seriously, don't piss me off dude. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordwindtrtrtrt Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 So thats like 8 real uses for a coconut and then 62 stupid spam ones. GF TIF. 9 November 2006 - 22 January 2008, when I could no longer stand the painted turd that is the Tip.It community. Only posting in rants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirror Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 So thats like 8 real uses for a coconut and then 62 stupid spam ones. No I see not 62 stupid spam uses but 62+ lovely ways to inspire someone to be in the coconut business. A reflection is just a distorted reality held by glass and your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweety6556 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokemama Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dusty668, thanks for an entertaining read. Not only did I laugh out loud, I also shared several entertaining tidbits with my son, lol. (Kudos to the intelligent and self-restrained user who reported it and did not post, avoiding bumping it up. We need more users like you!) I have to lock this topic because it's not appropriate for the guides forum, but I wish/hope there is a place in the Varrock Library or elsewhere for comedy like this, it gave me a laugh. it's a lot easier to get over yourself when you look at intelligence the same way you look at beauty, or height, or eye color: being smart is easy, but being good is hard ... being smart is handed to you, being good is handed to *nobody*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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