The Real ET Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 You know you don't have a hard life when you can use your computer to take a break from life. I'm quite malicious today. I wonder why? Cowards can't block Warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewarnock Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 You expect to repawn at your birth place when you die -When you try to redecorate your kitchen and remember your construction isn't high enough -When you try and pickpocket a heavily armed Guard -When your attacking someone and you state that your training -You ask your doctor "are you on Lunar?" -You see a guy drinking milk and think he's taking super str to fight you! -When you try to reach the tv-remote with your mind and you are wispering "c'mon I already know this spell..." -You wait for Macdonalds to stock up on sandwiches so you can buy it cheaper -When you pick up mud and throw it at people saying "EARTH BLAST! Onwed!" -When you sit on a rug in your house and think it's going to fly you somewhere. -You talk to trees and ask them for free tele -When you're playing chess with a friend and say "Dude move or you'll log out!" -When you put on a santa hat and say you are rich -When you think valcanos have secret cities under them -You get caught stealing from a store and say: "but I was trying to gain more xp!" -When you see someone bald and with short sleeves and yell "OMG MACRO!" -You assume that every Eygptian has completed the Desert Treasure Quest -You try to eat a shark in one bite -You try to stuff a frog with air -You see Bill Gates and yell "Skiller!" -When you see the Queen and say "Wow!, a Moderator!" -When you have a baby brother or sister and you ask your mom "Can I turn him into a pure please?" -"when you try to stuff 28 fully grown sharks into your backpack" -You see a prist and call him "prayer noob!" -You throw a bucket of ice to your friend and yell "Ha, you can't move" -Your grampa dies and you wonder what he dropped -You ask your grannie what's her total level -You walk into a Bank of Ame.. and yell "Big Sale!" -You bury your KFChicken bones -When you are running a marathon and ask them their agility lvls -When you take a boat ride to a distant island and you ask why its not taking 5 seconds -You leave your cat behind a fence and expect it to appear on your side in a few seconds -When you say LOL when something is funny instead of actually laughing out loud -When you try to eat a shark in one bite -You stop seeing what's the big deal about dying -When a poisonous snake bites you and say: "not to worry, I'll respawn in Lummy" -You step on a bug and wonder how much xp it gave you -You think you found a glitch when your pet lizzard doesn't breath fire bROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION-contact reidaltwarno in rs2 for details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewarnock Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 like my long list? bROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION-contact reidaltwarno in rs2 for details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 You know you're addicted to runescape when you don't want to get off the computer and prefer wetting yourself. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 You know you watch to many SpongeBob cartoons when you: - Visit a pirate that lives in the city and look for his stringed parrot. - Order a submarine and go on a journey in search of Bikini Bottom. - When you add wheels to a boat and try to drive it underwater. - Look for walking fishes. - Think you would find animated sponge when you see a pineapple underwater. - Look at pickels, are scared and say "Oh no! Patrick is gonna be evil in my house!!!!!!" - Ask a crab for a cheeseburger. There, I'm done. Post your opinions of these, if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewarnock Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 I have done almost everything here that doesnt involve killing people. and i have gone into a church and shouted prayer noobs!!!! and almost burnt down my house in my sleep and dream about runescape and have 4 computers and daydream and wake up to call my teacher in collegge noobie and Am I crazy? :?: bROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION-contact reidaltwarno in rs2 for details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 I have done almost everything here that doesnt involve killing people. and i have gone into a church and shouted prayer noobs!!!! and almost burnt down my house in my sleep and dream about runescape and have 4 computers and daydream and wake up to call my teacher in collegge noobie and Am I crazy? :?: That's even more crazy than believing in demon and actually see demons in real life like I do. I mean calling people in church prayer noobs. But having 4 computer just makes you a computer geek in positive way and noobie wouldn't be crazy because it's made up word, or an insult like idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hevendor_Guy Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 You know you've been playing RS too much when you call your religious leader a prayer noob. edit: bah, someone beat me to it, albeit a slightly different version :( There's cake through here, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I have done almost everything here that doesnt involve killing people. and i have gone into a church and shouted prayer noobs!!!! and almost burnt down my house in my sleep and dream about runescape and have 4 computers and daydream and wake up to call my teacher in collegge noobie and Am I crazy? :?: For sure you are. For shizzle ma nizzle. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody_scife Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 You know you play RuneScape too much when you cut a scimitar out of cardboard, paint it red, and shout "I beat Monkey Madness!!!!!11!". You know you play too much RuneScape when your little brother gets one of thos Burger King Birthday crowns, and you shout "Jagex impersonater! Reported!" You know you play too much RuneScape when YOU get one of those Burger King Birthday crowns, and say "Can I have this in white pl0x?" You know you've been a noob too long when you beg people for 5k and steel armor in Lumbridge. You know you play runescape too much when you paint your hatchet red and say "Selling Dragon Axe 1.3m!!" You know you play RuneScape too much when you expect an oak tree to pop back in seconds after you chop it down. 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dracomanm Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 You know you have been playing runescape too long when can't remember when you actually started playing it. Runescape membership: 5 Euro/month. Double RS joy: PricelessMy drawings (like my sig)Say something nice to the person above you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I want some GTA:VC "You know you've been..... Then you.....", can anyone get it for me? You know you've been on the internet for too long when someone steals your stuff and you say "OMG, I GOT HACKED!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRAYN_HAVOC Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 " Yu've played too long when you have the sudden hunger for a kebab in RL " ...when you see imps out of the corner of your eye outside" "...when you get the music stuck in your head..or start whistling it" Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonardMart Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 you know youve been playing runescape too long when you see david copperfield/ david blane/ harry houdini and ask him his magic lvl... and ask what runes did he use for the last trick he did :-w Click my main sig to see my fakes :D Proud to be Mexican, yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellsBells Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 You're addicted to Runescape when you call your baby sister a noob. My F2P Moneymaking Guide!Always gargle before a takeoff. Wakka Wakka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellsBells Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 You know you're addicted to RuneScape when your mom burns shrimps for dinner and you call her a noob. My F2P Moneymaking Guide!Always gargle before a takeoff. Wakka Wakka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonardMart Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 you know youve been playing runescape too much when you ask the pope whats his prayer lvl Click my main sig to see my fakes :D Proud to be Mexican, yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moortz666 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 You know you have been playing to much RuneScape when you go to a grocery store with many people, take a knife up from your pocket and asks a boy/girl at your age if he/she want to team. 98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrincewind Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 you know you play runescape too much when you begin imagining you are playing it while working. ''then i hit him for twelve, then i eat another shark, then i kill him with my power attack [that'll have recharged by now] then i pick up the whip, go to varrock, and sell it!'' someone names a place in runescape, and you can tell them the highest level monsters, the best thieving/fishing/mining/woodcutting spots, the closest banks, and what music plays there. you play Way too many treasure trails if... you can do all that from a set of co-ordnates. A new study shows that 98% of teenagers listen to emo music. The other 2% have stayed straight gangster. 0% still listen to rock, but -4% of people listen to classical... wait, I'm a negative percentage..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 You know you play too much RS if you ONLY post RS-related "You know you've been........ If......."s. Seriously people, we need something more creative. I don't wanna be the only one posting some "You know you've been ............... too much.......... if......" that isn't RS-related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonardMart Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 no offence, but instead of rs-related you post pokemon related very often Click my main sig to see my fakes :D Proud to be Mexican, yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 no offence, but instead of rs-related you post pokemon related very often Well, I do misc. things. Not only pok̮̩̉̉mon. I got a good one. You know you've been watching my posts for away too long when you post a reply related to me and not to the topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 I remember this from a site I've been to once: You know you've been playing RS for too long when you start walking into people in rl thinking you'll walk right through them. there was a whole list of them just like that too. :D ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogel Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 you know you have been macro wc yews too long when the mugger by the yew tree by lumby stops attacking you. This feels exceptional on my under-carriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogel Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 you know you have typed in rs lingo when you stub your toe and you say, "Darn lag!" #-o This feels exceptional on my under-carriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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