You know you don't have a hard life when you can use your computer to take a break from life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm quite malicious today. I wonder why?

You expect to repawn at your birth place when you die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you try to redecorate your kitchen and remember your construction isn't high enough

 

 

 

-When you try and pickpocket a heavily armed Guard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When your attacking someone and you state that your training

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You ask your doctor "are you on Lunar?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You see a guy drinking milk and think he's taking super str to fight you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you try to reach the tv-remote with your mind and you are wispering "c'mon I already know this spell..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You wait for Macdonalds to stock up on sandwiches so you can buy it cheaper

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you pick up mud and throw it at people saying "EARTH BLAST! Onwed!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you sit on a rug in your house and think it's going to fly you somewhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You talk to trees and ask them for free tele

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you're playing chess with a friend and say "Dude move or you'll log out!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you put on a santa hat and say you are rich

 

 

 

-When you think valcanos have secret cities under them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You get caught stealing from a store and say: "but I was trying to gain more xp!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you see someone bald and with short sleeves and yell "OMG MACRO!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You assume that every Eygptian has completed the Desert Treasure Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You try to eat a shark in one bite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You try to stuff a frog with air

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You see Bill Gates and yell "Skiller!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you see the Queen and say "Wow!, a Moderator!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you have a baby brother or sister and you ask your mom "Can I turn him into a pure please?"

 

 

 

-"when you try to stuff 28 fully grown sharks into your backpack"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You see a prist and call him "prayer noob!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You throw a bucket of ice to your friend and yell "Ha, you can't move"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Your grampa dies and you wonder what he dropped

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You ask your grannie what's her total level

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You walk into a Bank of Ame.. and yell "Big Sale!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You bury your KFChicken bones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you are running a marathon and ask them their agility lvls

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you take a boat ride to a distant island and you ask why its not taking 5 seconds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You leave your cat behind a fence and expect it to appear on your side in a few seconds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you say LOL when something is funny instead of actually laughing out loud

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When you try to eat a shark in one bite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You stop seeing what's the big deal about dying

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When a poisonous snake bites you and say: "not to worry, I'll respawn in Lummy"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You step on a bug and wonder how much xp it gave you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You think you found a glitch when your pet lizzard doesn't breath fire

like my long list?

You know you're addicted to runescape when you don't want to get off the computer and prefer wetting yourself.

You know you watch to many SpongeBob cartoons when you:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Visit a pirate that lives in the city and look for his stringed parrot.

 

 

 

- Order a submarine and go on a journey in search of Bikini Bottom.

 

 

 

- When you add wheels to a boat and try to drive it underwater.

 

 

 

- Look for walking fishes.

 

 

 

- Think you would find animated sponge when you see a pineapple underwater.

 

 

 

- Look at pickels, are scared and say "Oh no! Patrick is gonna be evil in my house!!!!!!"

 

 

 

- Ask a crab for a cheeseburger.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There, I'm done. Post your opinions of these, if you want.

I have done almost everything here that doesnt involve killing people. and i have gone into a church and shouted prayer noobs!!!! and almost burnt down my house in my sleep and dream about runescape and have 4 computers and daydream and wake up to call my teacher in collegge noobie and Am I crazy? :?:

I have done almost everything here that doesnt involve killing people. and i have gone into a church and shouted prayer noobs!!!! and almost burnt down my house in my sleep and dream about runescape and have 4 computers and daydream and wake up to call my teacher in collegge noobie and Am I crazy? :?:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's even more crazy than believing in demon and actually see demons in real life like I do. I mean calling people in church prayer noobs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But having 4 computer just makes you a computer geek in positive way and noobie wouldn't be crazy because it's made up word, or an insult like idiot.

You know you've been playing RS too much when you call your religious leader a prayer noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit: bah, someone beat me to it, albeit a slightly different version :(

I have done almost everything here that doesnt involve killing people. and i have gone into a church and shouted prayer noobs!!!! and almost burnt down my house in my sleep and dream about runescape and have 4 computers and daydream and wake up to call my teacher in collegge noobie and Am I crazy? :?:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For sure you are. For shizzle ma nizzle.

You know you play RuneScape too much when you cut a scimitar out of cardboard, paint it red, and shout "I beat Monkey Madness!!!!!11!".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you play too much RuneScape when your little brother gets one of thos Burger King Birthday crowns, and you shout "Jagex impersonater! Reported!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you play too much RuneScape when YOU get one of those Burger King Birthday crowns, and say "Can I have this in white pl0x?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've been a noob too long when you beg people for 5k and steel armor in Lumbridge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you play runescape too much when you paint your hatchet red and say "Selling Dragon Axe 1.3m!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you play RuneScape too much when you expect an oak tree to pop back in seconds after you chop it down.

You know you have been playing runescape too long when can't remember when you actually started playing it.

I want some GTA:VC "You know you've been..... Then you.....", can anyone get it for me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've been on the internet for too long when someone steals your stuff and you say "OMG, I GOT HACKED!!!!!!!"

" Yu've played too long when you have the sudden hunger for a kebab in RL " ...when you see imps out of the corner of your eye outside" "...when you get the music stuck in your head..or start whistling it"

you know youve been playing runescape too long when you see david copperfield/ david blane/ harry houdini and ask him his magic lvl... and ask what runes did he use for the last trick he did :-w

You're addicted to Runescape when you call your baby sister a noob.

You know you're addicted to RuneScape when your mom burns shrimps for dinner and you call her a noob.

you know youve been playing runescape too much when you ask the pope whats his prayer lvl

You know you have been playing to much RuneScape when you go to a grocery store with many people, take a knife up from your pocket and asks a boy/girl at your age if he/she want to team.

you know you play runescape too much when you begin imagining you are playing it while working.

 

 

 

''then i hit him for twelve, then i eat another shark, then i kill him with my power attack [that'll have recharged by now] then i pick up the whip, go to varrock, and sell it!''

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

someone names a place in runescape, and you can tell them the highest level monsters, the best thieving/fishing/mining/woodcutting spots, the closest banks, and what music plays there.

 

 

 

you play Way too many treasure trails if...

 

 

 

you can do all that from a set of co-ordnates.

You know you play too much RS if you ONLY post RS-related "You know you've been........ If......."s.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously people, we need something more creative. I don't wanna be the only one posting some "You know you've been ............... too much.......... if......" that isn't RS-related.

no offence, but instead of rs-related you post pokemon related very often

no offence, but instead of rs-related you post pokemon related very often

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I do misc. things. Not only pok̮̩̉̉mon. I got a good one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've been watching my posts for away too long when you post a reply related to me and not to the topic.

I remember this from a site I've been to once:

 

 

 

You know you've been playing RS for too long when you start walking into people in rl thinking you'll walk right through them.

 

 

 

there was a whole list of them just like that too. :D

you know you have been macro wc yews too long when the mugger by the yew tree by lumby stops attacking you.

you know you have typed in rs lingo when you stub your toe and you say, "Darn lag!" #-o