"You Know When You Have Been... When..."

[sublimer1990]

When you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drive down the sidewalk because it's faster.

 

 

 

Shoot someone because you think it's fun.

 

 

 

Kill a prostitute to get your money back.

 

 

 

Crash on the freeway to see how big of a pileup you can cause.

 

 

 

Run around with a rocket launcher.

 

 

 

Drive to the airport to steal a plane to get somewhere quicker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Idk, just a few that I thought of

[Echofish]

I think this applies to me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've been playing too much RS when you replace every insult you know with 'noob'(I called my maths teacher a noob once :lol: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you can't speak fluent english when you suddenly blurt out foreign words when talking to someone (i do that all the time)

[biohazardous]

You know you've been on your PC too long when you start saying 'lol' when you hear something funny.

 

 

 

Trust me it really happens, I sometimes have to stop myself from saying it out allowed im so sued to saying it my head when i type it lol.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

You know you've been ignoring me for too long when you don't tell me what you think about my "You know you've been playing GTA for too long when you...."s

[Echofish]

You know you've been on your PC too long when you start saying 'lol' when you hear something funny.

 

 

 

Trust me it really happens, I sometimes have to stop myself from saying it out allowed im so sued to saying it my head when i type it lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol! I do that! I actually say 'lol' out loud sometimes :lol: People just give me weird looks hehe

[Carlishere]

You know you've played Runescape too long when at christmas you go to every shop in town and buy all the christmas crackers, hoping they will become rare and you can flog them for lots of money on eBay.

 

 

 

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[skooter1000]

you know when you have been playing runescape too long when you count down from 100 when you run.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(lol did it) :wall:

[Lt_Surge]

You know you have been beaten when the other person wins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you have been eating too much airplane food when you are sitting next to everyone on the plane.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you are done typing these when you are out of ideas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know I'm done typing these when there are no more words in my post after the last one of these.

[wrincewind]

you know you've been playing runescape too much when you wander outside, admiring the graphical improvements.

 

 

 

you know you've been playing runescape too much when you begin to wonder if runescape is the real world, and you are not simply dreaming all this "earth" mumbo jumbo.

 

 

 

you know you've been playing runescape too much when you refuse to co rock climbing, claiming that "my agility level isnt high enough lol!"

 

 

 

you know you've been playing runescape too much when you refer to the bible [or other religious text] as "the holy book of saradomin".

 

 

 

you are amazed by how long the books are in real life.

 

 

 

You blatantly refuse to sit down outside of your house.

 

 

 

You have a little plastic button with "report abuse," and you click it whenever somebody swears.

 

 

 

you know the name, funtcion, examine info, spawn points, and street, shop and specialist price of every item in the game, and can rattle them out, in alphabetical order, on command.

 

 

 

you wonder why the dark wizards left stonehenge, and when delrith respawned.

[ixfd64]

You know you've played RuneScape too much when...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...you actually tried the "redberry pie" recipe that Jagex posted.

 

 

 

...you refer to geocaching as real-life treasure trails with coordinate clues.

[Lt_Surge]

You know you have been playing runescape too much when you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Claim your max hit with a twig is 12.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Carry 28 whole cooked lobsters with you so you don't die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wear your underwear and a shirt so you don't lose your items if you die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Try to cast teleport to varrock when a bully attacks you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think that you can kill people and bury their bones to raise your prayer level.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wonder why their are no moss giants in the sewers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Know other people's combat level.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Randomly shout out "Mining LVLS?" during class.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Start asking people which way Falador is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You go to the bank hoping to find someone selling full rune.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you ask people to refer to you as .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go to Gnome Air to fly places.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Claim your strength level is too low when you can't lift something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You call your house your POH.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You mutter damage numbers when you hit someone in a fight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You say you are logging off when you are going to sleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Type on an imaginary keyboard and then press enter before you talk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tell your friends to talk to you on private chat.

[warren211]

you know you read too much when you subconsciously recite the lord of the rings poem in your head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One ring to rule them all... one ring to... *slaps face* snap out of it! :anxious:

[MarkEcko25]

You know that you've been playing runescape too long when.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....you call someone a noob in real life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....When you are married in runescape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....You go on a 12 hour gaming binge

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....You can still hear the "Anywhere" music long after you have turned your computer off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....You can correctally pronounce every city, god, and demi-god name

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....You actually know more than one demi-god name

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....You have said PWNED! in real life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....You Roleplay in runescape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....You have a strong urge to bury bones left over from the KFC meal you got last night

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...You have said lol instead of actually laughing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....You have actually prayed to Saradomin, Guthix, or Zamorak :pray:

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

You know you've been in unrealistic world for too long then your computer actually eats you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Found it funny? Probably not, because I didn't. It's probably the lamest lame for lame land, I wish I'd thought of something better.

[sweety6556]

you know you're a noob when you got one-hit by a chicken. :

[wrincewind]

you know you have played runescape too much when, instead of listening to an ipod, you hum the entire set of songs from runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in alphabetical order.

[rushrock]

You know you've been playing Runescape too long when you call your teacher a noob!

[ctim]

you know you've been playing runescape too much when you begin to wonder if runescape is the real world, and you are not simply dreaming all this "earth" mumbo jumbo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Done that #-o

[anonymous1234]

you know you have been playing runescape too long when your little sister is watching shrek with you and when she says "the dragon is gonna crash in the window!". you ask what level it is and if it's blue,green.red, or black

[fat_hobbit22]

omg ive relized im addicted help!!!!!!!

 

 

 

i say lol out loud and so many of the things you guys have posted :oops:

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

You know you've been playing RuneScape away too much then you:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You go to the Sewers and look for a zombie.

 

 

 

You try to sell a santa hat for $5,000,000

 

 

 

Open and close again and again a cupboard trying to look for a skeleton

 

 

 

If you think you will get your strength up by a lot if you go to a musseum, take a red battleaxe and shout "Raaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!".

 

 

 

You go to a monostary and tell the monks "Can you help me? I'm injured"

 

 

 

You try to cook something witin a minute.

 

 

 

You put your hand into other people's pockets, sarch it, do it again and hope to be rich.

 

 

 

You try to stun pickpockets.

 

 

 

You do absolutley nothing, and think that will let a mysetrious old man appear eventually.

 

 

 

You follow a person saying "I buy your coat, $15"

 

 

 

Go to a forest and look for a goblin since you think they are "anywhere"

 

 

 

You call people that stands in their office all day long doing business autoers.

 

 

 

You go to the north pole and kill every human you see there

 

 

 

You go looking for fire giants in volcanos

 

 

 

Say to someone "Just shoot me, I will get back to life anyway"

 

 

 

If you think all brown cars are piece of junk and all blue cars are very great (trust me there are some brown cars out there that aren't rusty)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Say "pree stoof plox" instead of "free stuff plesae" if you're a beggar.

[Ragen]

You know have been at the PC too long when you look away and all you see is a purple square.

[da_guru_123]

You know you have been attached to your character too long when you think that it controls you when you log out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait, it does.... :shock: :shock:

[anonymous1234]

 

 

 

You go to the north pole and kill every human you see there

 

 

 

 

 

 

i don't get it.....

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

 

 

 

 

You go to the north pole and kill every human you see there

 

 

 

 

 

 

i don't get it.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, you see the wilderness is north part of RuneScape, so techincly, you MIGHT concider that wilderness.