You now you have been on the computer too long when you start recognizing every ad you see

Does nobody like my "you know you've been playing runescape for too long then......"

 

 

 

I really love the follow someone and say "Buying this" thing.

 

 

 

I'll repeat myself:

 

 

You go to the Sewers and look for a zombie.

 

You try to sell a santa hat for $5,000,000

 

Open and close again and again a cupboard trying to look for a skeleton

 

If you think you will get your strength up by a lot if you go to a musseum, take a red battleaxe and shout "Raaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!".

 

You go to a monostary and tell the monks "Can you help me? I'm injured"

 

You try to cook something witin a minute.

 

You put your hand into other people's pockets, sarch it, do it again and hope to be rich.

 

You try to stun pickpockets.

 

You do absolutley nothing, and think that will let a mysetrious old man appear eventually.

 

You follow a person saying "I buy your coat, $15"

 

 

 

 

Here's a new one:

 

Go to a forest and look for a goblin since you think they are "anywhere"

Sorry blaizken, I just don't like yours. IMO telling "you know you've been in rs too long when..." jokes that no one actually does is like telling a russian person a joke only a canadian would understand.

 

 

 

You know you play rs too much when:

 

 

 

You run out of space on your friends list

 

 

 

You run out of space on your ignore list (both common but a VERY large sign that you spend too much time in rs)

 

 

 

People start recognizing you. People you've never spoken too before.

 

 

 

Random people walk up to you and say "Wow you're still here?" (happened to me several times today while ranging lessers)

 

 

 

You know the defence bonuses of armor you're not wearing.

 

 

 

At some point, you think to yourself "10k more xp then I'll go to bed"

 

 

 

You start recognizing the "regulars" of all your favorite training spots.

 

 

 

You know what the maximum number of gp/ an item that can be held in the game is.

 

 

 

You know what the max amount of xp you can have in a skill is.

 

 

 

You see someone wearing a santa hat, and rs is the first thing that comes to mind.

 

 

 

You look forward to christmas, halloween and easter for the holiday drops.

 

 

 

You go to burger king, and are reminded of a phat by those paper crowns.

 

 

 

You see the word phat (commonly used misspelling of fat, kinda like leetspeak for white suburban kids who think they're from the ghetto, blastin their rap music in their mom's S.U.V., you get the point) and mentally pronounce it as p-hat.

 

 

 

At least one of the things on this list made you smile and nod.

 

 

 

I'm guilty of all of these (exept the last one) :P

You know you've been posting on tip.it to long when your ranking is Demon Vanquisher.

you know when you've been... tango'd hwne ur orange

You know you should stop smoking when you sneeze and smoke comes out of your ears.

u know you've been playing rs for too long when u see a girl with a necklace on the street and u scream : "PmG fury AmmY u s0oOo rich phr33 st0Of ploZ"

You know you've been playing RuneScape for too long when:

 

 

You go to the Sewers and look for a zombie.

 

You try to sell a santa hat for $5,000,000

 

Open and close again and again a cupboard trying to look for a skeleton

 

If you think you will get your strength up by a lot if you go to a musseum, take a red battleaxe and shout "Raaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!".

 

You go to a monostary and tell the monks "Can you help me? I'm injured"

 

You try to cook something witin a minute.

 

You put your hand into other people's pockets, sarch it, do it again and hope to be rich.

 

You try to stun pickpockets.

 

You do absolutley nothing, and think that will let a mysetrious old man appear eventually.

 

You follow a person saying "I buy your coat, $15"

 

Go to a forest and look for a goblin since you think they are "anywhere"

 

 

 

 

You call people that stands in their office all day long doing business autoers.

 

You go to the north pole and kill every human you see there

 

You go looking for fire giants in volcanos

ur so poor u found a cookie box in a trash can and called it "home sweet home"

 

 

 

ur so dumb u found coins under the couch and waiting for it to respawn

 

 

 

ur so ugly u turned medusa into stone

 

 

 

ur so addicted u come up to a old man and asked him for a mysterious box

 

 

 

all i can think of

You know you are addicted to RuneScape when you get mad at some on and call them a NOOB.

 

 

 

*A Personal Experience*

You know you have too much time in your hands when you can read all of this topic in one go.

you know you've been playing too long when you revert to forums!

You know you've been playing runescape too long when you offer millions to a little kid for his paper crown.

You know you've been playing Runescape to long when go to sleep and yell to your mom "Im logging out!"

 

 

 

You know you've been playing runescape to much when your standing in a loud crowd and say that your turning your public chat off and you then plug your ears.

You know you play RS too much when you refer to scavenger hunts as "real life treasure trails". -- guilty --

you know when you're playing too much runescape when life starts getting into the way of your runescape

you know when you have been playing to much RS when you wonder where you have placed your tele runes (in real life.)

 

 

 

you know when your family has been playing to much RS when your family life happens in RS ( they exist i tell you :!:)

 

 

 

you know when you have been playing to much RS when you wish such a family

 

 

 

you know when you have been playing to much RS when you wonder if your boss sells an *fill in job here* skillcape.

You know you've been playing RuneScape away too much then you:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You go to the Sewers and look for a zombie.

 

 

 

You try to sell a santa hat for $5,000,000

 

 

 

Open and close again and again a cupboard trying to look for a skeleton

 

 

 

If you think you will get your strength up by a lot if you go to a musseum, take a red battleaxe and shout "Raaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!".

 

 

 

You go to a monostary and tell the monks "Can you help me? I'm injured"

 

 

 

You try to cook something witin a minute.

 

 

 

You put your hand into other people's pockets, sarch it, do it again and hope to be rich.

 

 

 

You try to stun pickpockets.

 

 

 

You do absolutley nothing, and think that will let a mysetrious old man appear eventually.

 

 

 

You follow a person saying "I buy your coat, $15"

 

 

 

Go to a forest and look for a goblin since you think they are "anywhere"

 

 

 

You call people that stands in their office all day long doing business autoers.

 

 

 

You go to the north pole and kill every human you see there

 

 

 

You go looking for fire giants in volcanos

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Say to someone "Just shoot me, I will get back to life anyway"

 

 

 

If you think all brown cars are piece of junk and all blue cars are very great (trust me there are some brown cars out there that aren't rusty)

You know you have been playing to much Runescape when you go to a website not connect in anyway and think of keylogers and hackers.

you know you've been on runescape too long when you try to eat a shark in one bite :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my 2 cent's

You know you've been on runescape too long when you beat a metal bar with a hammer trying to make a platebody within 2 seconds.

CS ones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u know uve played too much cs when u run races holding a knife(after all, u do run fastest with a knife)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" " " when u sock sum1 across the head u mutter to urself "headshot..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" " "when ur getting hit and u crouch to fite back

you know you've been pked when you're teleported back to lumbridge

You know you've posted on the "You're Banned" thread too much, when you go around thinking of good reasons to ban people from something.

CS ones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u know uve played too much cs when u run races holding a knife(after all, u do run fastest with a knife)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" " " when u sock sum1 across the head u mutter to urself "headshot..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" " "when ur getting hit and u crouch to fite back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's CS? :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you play too much grand theft auto game then you:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shoot out of your car

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think the life is rated RG 18

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go to a stranger's house looking for a mission

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think everyone on the street that's got a gun is a gang member

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Try to steal a car by going to the middle of the road try to open a locked car

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go to a police station think the cops will be after you as soon as you enter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think you will be out of hospital cured in 1 second

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go to a shop and try to find the lights to be able to buy something

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think a machine gun wouldn't break down a building

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think if you jump on a car, the car drivers will go crazy and crash on walls

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think you will get hired as a taxi driver by simply stealing a taxi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yell NUTTER TOOLS and think that will give you all kinds of guns

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steal a motorbike without helmet and think you will crash off it safety

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think people have money in their pockets if you kill them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go to top of high buildings to search for hidden packages.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now can someone tell me what they think of this? =P~