Things runescape has taught me

[The Runar]

I have learnt that carrying 28 coal ore/any other ore/1billion coins in you bag does not make you stronger but punching a rat does.

 

Punching only makes you more accurate - kicking makes you stronger.

 

 

 

It has also taught me that by using a ring you can get people to accept less money

 

I want a ring like that in real life :)

 

 

 

-Explosive liquids do a bigger boom if you know what they are. (unidentified liquid does 25 damage, when you find out it's nitroglycerin it does 35)

 

-You can attack faster with an anchor than with a two-handed sword, though the anchor is much heavier.

 

-Treasures are found everywhere.

 

-I can wield a hatchet which can burn logs without wearing gloves, and I don't get hurt at all.

 

-Guards don't care if you kill people. They don't care about thieves either.

 

-Grass cannot burn.

 

-I can learn skills by spying on penguins.

[Ax600]

i learned that animals may be made of metal

 

OMG, good point. That explains the frequent "tink" noises when you hit them with metal weaponry. Can't believe I didn't realise sooner! :lol:

 

 

 

All we need now is an explanation for why they exude blue blood splats (with the number 0 in them) every time you don't hit them hard enough to actually hurt them... and also why the blood - regardless of whether it's red or blue - has numbers in it anyway! :shock:

 

That's easy

 

 

 

Blue blood is blood that hasn't been oxygenated. When blood leaves the body it is oxygenated. So blue blood = no damage.

 

 

 

As for numbers, white blood cells in the blood I guess.

 

youre wrong about the blue splats! it when you cut out entire sections of veins, but it hurts so bad it doesnt! gosh, even noobs know that.

[Jaxomancer]

i learned that animals may be made of metal

 

OMG, good point. That explains the frequent "tink" noises when you hit them with metal weaponry. Can't believe I didn't realise sooner! :lol:

 

 

 

All we need now is an explanation for why they exude blue blood splats (with the number 0 in them) every time you don't hit them hard enough to actually hurt them... and also why the blood - regardless of whether it's red or blue - has numbers in it anyway! :shock:

 

That's easy

 

 

 

Blue blood is blood that hasn't been oxygenated. When blood leaves the body it is oxygenated. So blue blood = no damage.

 

 

 

As for numbers, white blood cells in the blood I guess.

 

youre wrong about the blue splats! it when you cut out entire sections of veins, but it hurts so bad it doesnt! gosh, even noobs know that.

 

You're mistaking my use of the word "hurt" in the phrase "hard enough to actually hurt them". I really should have said "harm". Whether or not it's painful, the blue happens when no harm is done, ergo there is no cutting out of large sections of veins. Plus my point on the colour of deoxygenated blood is still in place, so your "explanation" doesn't work for that reason either.

 

 

 

Nice try tho. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Oh, and where exactly are you going to find an "entire section of veins" without several other body tissues in the immediate vicinity? :wall:

 

 

 

Now to get properly back on-topic: I've learned that you have to choose a certain setting called "HD" on a mystical dimensional plane known only as "The Login Screen", otherwise all the water in the world is opaque!

[Dalcyte]

Runescape has taught me that if i get caught pickpocketing someone, they aren't anymore aware the next time i do it

[Randox]

I have learned:

 

- That using the bathroom is completly optional and there are entire contenants without so much as an outhouse.

 

- When I go to sleep I actualy just dissapear.

 

- I have the power of reincarnation along with almost everything else.

 

- Strangers dont mind when you walk into their house weilding a huge sword and wearing blood stained armour.

 

- Its always daytime.

[quelmotz]

I have learnt that you can walk into the king of varrock's castle wielding a huge maul, bloodstained armor, all sorts of weird jewelry and 28 pieces of compost (or any other smelly stuff).

 

 

 

A ghost spills blood when you hit it.

 

 

 

Ghosts are solid. (tink noise)

 

 

 

A heavy scimitar is as fast as a light dagger.

 

 

 

Even stupid monsters like deadly red spiders have a special sense whether you are double their "level" or not even though you look the same.

 

 

 

Throwing a javelin at a enemy less than 1m away does as much damage as flinging it at an enemy 30m away.

 

 

 

A moss giant is is better at dodging your attacks than a rat.

 

 

 

You never burn someone, regardless of whether he is wearing metal armor or flammable clothes.

 

 

 

Air is solid (air bolt/blast/etc.)

[r4ngewarlord]

i learnt that you can knock people out 100s of times and they will still be fine,

 

i also learnt that you only need to eat when you are injured other then that you can go for weeks without eating and you can only drink water puit of a waterskin.

[Forerunner]

A God will burn you if you try to steal his liquor. :shame:

[Koo]

That there are more fun games