Things runescape has taught me

[I_elaborate]

I've learned 150 people will stand on the same campfire simultaneously if you offer them a paper hat.

[Deiophobus]

eating things you find on the ground will restore your health!

[t3h1336]

I learned that you can reincarnate after death.

[The Observer]

I have learned that you can buy pot from the general store.

[rsc2hpure]

I've learned that there are fiery cats that follow you.

 

And I've learned that you can feed a cat 10 sharks, and it will still be hungry.

[snowager286]

I learned that you can reincarnate after death.

 

 

 

No actually a bunch of mages teleport you away moments before you actually die but can only take a few of the items you had.

[thundermann7]

I learned that...

 

 

 

You can cook a shark in as much time as you can cook shrimp.

 

 

 

Two chops can hollow a canoe. :wall:

 

 

 

A vial of water, a leaf, and an eye can make you stronger.

 

 

 

Something can look like one thing one day, and completly different the next day.

 

 

 

Wooden planks can appear suddenly in a place that does not allow hatchets and has no sawmill (Entrana) :-k

 

 

 

That a 6" x 3" bar of steel can make four cannonballs with a 3' diameter. :shock:

 

 

 

A tiny little dagger can make you stronger, or better at defense. :roll:

 

 

 

You gain agility for walking across a log, but not for running a mile.

 

 

 

you only get tired from running.

 

 

 

When you try to talk, the words appear over your head in your choice of color, yellow default, and on a paper below the earth. :-$

 

 

 

A few rocks can take you anywhere.

 

 

 

A little ring can make people give you discounts, but haggling will not.

 

 

 

That drinking blue beer makes you better at magic.

 

 

 

that u can make a pait coverd stick and book appear out of nowhere (lumby home tele)

 

 

 

You can actually weigh -4kg.

 

 

 

You seem to weigh nothing, because your own weight does not slow you down.

 

 

 

a dagger of one metal can be as strong as a 2h of a lesser metal.

 

 

 

Gods actually can run a mini game and still respond to all prayers. :uhh:

 

 

 

You never get old.

 

 

 

You can have 13 of the same shield, completly unscathed in your bank, and come back tommorow to see it clawed up

 

 

 

Food heals you more than bandages.

 

 

 

Bandages can make you run longer

 

 

 

you can take a sapphire and stick it on a lantern, and suddenly, its a lens

 

 

 

No one knows which god Really knows which god made the land.

 

 

 

The world suddenly ends at a big shadow.

 

 

 

everyone takes a step of the same size.

 

 

 

Most of your stuff never gets dirty

 

 

 

A cat can be a god

 

 

 

You can carry 500 cannonballs, but only 28 sardines.

 

 

 

Depending on which plane of existance you are on at the time, some gates just will not open.

 

 

 

An evil cat which lives on an oppesite plane of existance on the one you are on at the time can appear suddenly. :shock: also, the cat is the evil guy of a god that is not too well known.

 

 

 

Sorry it was so long :lol:

[runescapeloser22]

I learned that Pumpkins are worth $15,000,000+ and can be eaten in one bite :D

 

 

 

I also learned that a purple disk that you can't do anything with is worth $20,000,000+

 

 

 

The third, and final thing I learned is that I can throw a square stone with a picture of my house on it, and I get sucked into the ground and magically appear in my house. Also if I die inside my house, I just appear outside of it in perfect health :-s

[spooferfish]

that i can walk into a bank with a razor-sharp sword and wont get tackled and tazered(sp?) by rent-a-cops

 

 

 

Similarly, you can use a knife on a banker with no negative results. No results at all actually.

 

 

 

90% of all women are actually men.

 

that explains alot

 

 

 

If i drop something on the ground, it will dissapear in a short time.. I can't litter.

 

 

 

I can put some odd things in my bank.. I'll try that tomorrow, im gonna put my cat in my bank.

 

 

 

If I jump into a whirl pool, i enter a cave.

 

 

 

Burying alot of bones will let me get a cape that will let me grow wings and levitate.

[hephaestos8]

killing people and burying their bones lets you pray longer

[whackster]

this one thing i learned... and it's annoying as hell.

 

 

 

that if you don't pay 5 bucks a month, you don't get to wear anything other than a lousy pair of leather boots!!

 

 

 

oh well, you get to wear other footwears too but still they're all lousy!

[RayOxide]

If you play RuneScape... You waste your life... about 1 tenth as bad as WoW.

[jojojohn_pau]

i think the weirdest thing i ever learned is that you can cook all your lobsters for the exact same amount of time, yet some will burn. :(

 

EDIT: and that gods actually promote murder, seeing as how you bury bones to pray well. :-k

[Doryphore]

I learned that u can bury an infinate amount of bones (doesnt that make RS a hage graveyard?)

 

 

 

:?:

[nickeley102]

If i train attacking and fighting things for long enough my skin will be exactly 33 times stronger than others

[Juader]

that if you're good at fishing you get fishies fast =)

 

and

 

there are dragons irl.. also pixels

[A_C_F_Daz]

That you use 3 logs to fletch 1 bow

 

Capes look cool 8-)

 

And you can wear clothes that make you stronger :-k

[yamamoto]

online scams such as the trust game

[Xx_Flare_xX]

if i wear a certain cape a tree magically appears so i can chop it down

 

 

 

i can build a room without planning permission (or even touching it)

 

 

 

i can set loads of fires and not get in trouble (no worries bout global warming though : )

[Voldmort0]

I've learned you can't light logs inside banks :(

 

 

 

Also that you can carry sets and sets of full body armour in your back pack.

 

 

 

And that goblins are very fashionable creatures, who worry about which mail armour they wear.

[Kosz]

I learned that if you were really expensive things you get a lot of girls!

 

(or guys who say they are girls) #-o

[TrampInDenial]

That you can be weaker than a new born ant yet have enough magic inside you to kill someone five times over.

[Maghras]

Ive learnt that Alot of people claim they are female when there truely not which i find very very very wrong for the Females that actrully play the game

 

 

 

(As i am female i find it horrible men do this)

[Returned3]

Things that I have learned :

 

 

 

Trolls always have the upper-hand when in a group, but when alone, they can be easily owned in a matter of seconds.

 

 

 

Never trust Gnomes, they're unpredictably evil. :twisted:

 

 

 

New and large areas of land can appear immediately after a small countdown which us characters cant see but understand.

 

 

 

Monkeys are almost invincible alone, but when in a group, they tend to block each other.

 

 

 

A guard can damage as much as when one falls into lava.

 

 

 

We can choose where to reincarnate when we die, furthermore dying actually restores prayer.

 

 

 

There is always an invisible camera about 6 feet away, following us.

 

:D :D

[fast_falkon]

i learned

 

 

 

i can kill someone w/o anyone caring

 

chickens only got 0, 5 or 15 feathers

 

some items spawn from nowhere

 

if i get hurt in the agility arena, the damage will become less when im at lower health

 

if i die, i'll kiss the ground first

 

i can run faster than an arrow shot

 

i can get loads of logs from one single yew tree

 

i can attack with a sword and become better at defending

 

i can cast magic attacks that will make others stop from teleporting

 

i can carry 2.4bill cannon balls at one time, but can't wear more than 28 knives