Things runescape has taught me

[RabidChipmunk]

I've learned that if someone irritates you, you can temporarily leave this plane of existance and come back later, or simply go into a different plane of existance with different people, but everything looks the same.

[Kill_Thomas9]

I've learned:

 

 

 

1. You cant trust people no matter what.

 

 

 

2. Just because you try hard at something, and give it all you can, doesn't mean your work will pay off.

 

 

 

3. No matter how many times you say something, there will always be people who don't listen.

 

 

 

4. Just because you have more experience/know more that someone else dosen't mean they need to give you any respect at all.

[andy_matthews]

I learned that SANTA and the EASTER BUNNY really exist!!

[oreocookie987]

Theres a real person with actual thoughts and feelings behind every little pixelated character.

[ktmcf121]

I've learned:

 

 

 

1. You cant trust people no matter what.

 

 

 

3. No matter how many times you say something, there will always be people who don't listen.

 

 

 

so true. :wall:

 

 

 

eating food somehow heals your flesh wounds.

 

 

 

you can fit multiple cannons in your backpack but not more than 28 shrimp

[Italian5kamikaze]

burger king hats are worth more than anything in the world

 

 

 

Words only an American could come up with, don't you guys have Christmas crackers with paper hats in at Christmas?

 

 

 

That's what the RuneScape party hats are from not Burger King hats...

 

 

 

bk crowns are the same thing moron. It was a joke.

 

 

 

We have christmas in america too? :roll:

[Theoknight2]

That if i hold a card-board circle with an arrow on it over my head, im bullet-proof.

 

 

 

That if i stand behind a table and shoot someone, they wont be able to get me, no matter how hard they try.

 

 

 

That if I bang pieces of rocks together, I can shoot fire-balls.

 

 

 

That arrows can go through thick plates of armor.

 

 

 

That If i kill beetles, they will give me a red t-shirt worth millions.

 

 

 

That I can escape from anywhere just by breaking a tablet on the ground.

 

 

 

That by using a staff to do magic, i dont have to do anything.

 

 

 

That bad men wear tan shirts and green pants.

 

 

 

Playing pinball with a weird old guy is perfectly normal.

 

 

 

That holding a little tiny dagger makes me stronger ( just holding it).

 

 

 

That whips kill you faster than a huge broadsword.

 

 

 

That There are different dimensions, and people travel between them all the time.

 

 

 

That I cannot wear different colored shirts 'til i got better accuracy.

 

 

 

That wearing a necklace will make me stronger.

 

 

 

That I can rub jewelry to take me to far-away places.

 

 

 

That most other races are shorter than I.

 

 

 

Rome was not the first city, Lumbridge was.

 

 

 

No matter how many times I die, I will teleport to where I was born and keep my three most valuable possesions.

 

 

 

Wearing steel armor painted blue protects you better than regular steel.

 

 

 

That no matter how many times I use something, it shalt never break. Except if it is deep brown/khaki colored.

 

 

 

That If i follow notes on a piece of paper, I'll get vast ammounts of treasure!

 

 

 

That going 30,000 miles on a boat takes 30 seconds.

 

 

 

That it takes me 10 minutes to write somthing this long.

[Sharane]

Things I've learned from Runescape:

 

 

 

I'll never eat another sandwich in my life,

 

Eating food heals all injuries; some better than actual medical kits,

 

Praying actually works,

 

You can turn any tangible object into readily-made gold coins,

 

The best butlers are evil,

 

It's more profitable peddling rocks for magic spells than actual bulks of gold ingots,

 

People consider a high degree of physical prowess a sign of wealth,

 

Guardian serpents tend to get really bored when stuck inside a dark gloomy cave with water sweeping behind your tail,

 

You can make an enemy with everyone: Players, humans, ogres, goblins, gnomes, gnomes, elves, trolls, penguins, monkeys, demons, Mahjarrati, gods, insectoids and even four-armed obsidian-skinned warriors living inside the core of a volcano.

[Menlui]

i've learned that all these things you are saying is what makes the game great lol :P

[Dragon_lord]

There is a well-known area (Wilderness) where murder is legal, and even encouraged.

 

 

 

False idol worship is everywhere.

 

 

 

We can't talk, what we have to say just pops up in yellow letters over our heads.

 

 

 

A corporation known as Jagex rules the world.

[raz]

even when someone is waering no armour hitting them with a 2h sword will not kill them instantly.

[Mak_1027]

No need for a fitting room...apparently all armor is one size fits all

[c3pt0r]

ive learned u cant trust a noob :)

 

 

 

-mega-

[majingogita]

Ive learned from runescape.. all men are men, all women are men and little girls are FBI agents.

[Draaan]

I have learned that no matter how many times you cut down a tree, it grows back again.

[nickeley102]

I have learnt that although the void knights seem quite grateful, i have an inkling they know that the portals are going to keep coming back

 

 

 

On my wedding night i may have to make do with square-dancing with my life partner, as opposed to any other night time activities i may have planned

[llamster]

 

 

 

That arrows can go through thick plates of armor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

They can.

[Haaa_Haaa0]

i learned that, using only 2 (or 1 if you have the settings right) fingers, you can accomplish almost anything. :P

[runesoul0]

that i can walk into a bank with a razor-sharp sword and wont get tackled and tazered(sp?) by rent-a-cops

 

 

 

lmao... ahh that made my day

[Codguy]

I've learned a variety of important information for my life from Runescape.

 

 

 

Everything can be done within a few seconds or minutes (with a few exceptions).

 

 

 

My pine table isn't actually pine, it's either made of oak, teak, or mahogany wood.

 

 

 

I haven't been able to sit down until last year.

 

 

 

No matter the time of the day, it's always light out with a clear, non-existent sky.

 

 

 

The majority of the books in my local library are, 'Nothing of interest.'

 

 

 

I can fit a lot more in my backpack than I thought.

 

 

 

My only education is either through missions that have been given to me by random strangers that I've never met before or from a big huge dragon with glasses.

 

 

 

If I bury something dead (animal or something...) I may end up having a nice greeting from a Zombie or Shade, or some creepy dude that wants me to touch and sort his gravestones.

 

 

 

I can actually buy sharks for dinner, and they're common too!

 

 

 

No matter how much I eat, I will never get full, however I can go years without eating and be fine. My digestive system must have god mode.

 

 

 

And my favorite...

 

90% of all women are actually men.

[rt_phondents]

welll some very funny ones, especially the 90percent of women are men,

 

 

 

 

 

I dont know any good ones, so here is a bump

 

I will be checking up on this post every now and then

[adriaantje]

i learned that you cant trust noobs, or people who claim to be noobs...

[Furah]

ive learned that drawing a pumpkin face on a tree means that it cant be cut down

 

 

 

ive learnt i can talk 2 people on other world yet i cant talk 2 some1 if theres a fence or chair in the way

 

 

 

and a breathing aparatis can last forever without getting an air refill

 

 

 

also by having some1 in a list you can no longer hear them

 

 

 

and dead purple dudes go angry if u try n look in a chest with items they are wearing (barrows)

 

 

 

that a the voice in ur head can stop you from doing anything

 

 

 

that by praying at an alter you can learn 2 throw ice and smoke but forget how to say a curse (ancients)

[nine naked men]

Gems are abundant in rocks while wearing a piece of purple jewellery.

[Jacks0n]

I've learnt that if men in skirts aren't transvestites, but people killers.

 

 

 

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