Things runescape has taught me

[tintin113]

I've learnt that I can eat a shark in a second, but if I don't eat anything for yeares on end, then nothing happens.

 

 

 

I've learnt that I can go through the middle of a city lighting many fires, and nobody with care.

 

 

 

I've learnt that I will neer get hurt while trying to kill chicken... :XD:

 

 

 

I've discovered that my parents are very rich - I found a whole box of christmas crackers in the attic!

 

 

 

I've learnt that you don't need to break and enter to get into a house, you can just walk in and they won't mind.

 

 

 

I've learnt that I can kill civilians right next to a guard, and the guard won't care. (He may even just walk off!)

[Scars]

I've learned that if you try to make sense of this game, it doesn't really make sense.

 

 

 

:uhh:

[Ledusskapis]

I have learned that...

 

Random people that give you items, food and money are your friends!

 

you dont have to sleep etc.

 

Throwing animals will make a cool explosion

 

You can buy alcoholic drinks everywhere, even if youre underage

 

Short, drunken guys always give you kebebs and beer

[JimmyMcNabb]

I can burn hundreds of thousands of logs without ruining the atmosphere

 

 

 

You can do that in real life aswell. If you burn wood it doesn't add to the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere because all it does is release the carbon dioxide that it took in during respiration.

[Tyrrell9]

Well, I've learned I should always refuse to pull my cracker with anyone at christmas :-w .

[Darkduellord]

ive learned about reincarnation

[YokazenoKyoukan]

i learned that killing people makes you better :-k

[SwreeTak]

Runescape has taught me that you can eat a lobster as fast as you can eat a beef.

 

 

 

Runescape has taught me that everything you say becommes yellow and appears above your head.

 

 

 

Runescape has taught me that if I'm unusure about if I can attack something or not, I should look over the things head to see if it's red or green.

[Tbfgraphx14]

WMD's are found in an ancient pyramid. :D

 

 

 

Cabbage bombing isn't illegal

 

 

 

And when I go to the store for some cabbage I ask for Kah-Bah-Gees :D

[Sy_Accursed]

You can stand over a fire and not burn.

 

 

 

You can eat a shark in one bite.

 

 

 

Drinking beer makes you weaker.

 

 

 

Cooking fish makes you better at cooking a curry/pizza better.

 

 

 

Oh you messed up man.

 

 

 

You can stand over a fire and not get burned - think gang ways over iron foundry furnaces

 

 

 

You can eat a shark in one bite - think baby tiger shark

 

 

 

Drinking beer DOES make you weaker given that it slows your reactions and immune system,plus messes with your co-ordination all of which can make u weaker

 

 

 

Cooking ANYTHING does make you a better cook. I personally cook irl and cook mainly sweet things, but it teaches and practices skills that I apply to savoury dishes etc.

 

 

 

 

 

Someof this thread made me laugh, tres gd. But thoose examples buggedme to death as they are all 100% not ironic or funny

[tintin113]

Omg! I've just thought of the craziest thing that Runescape has taught me:

 

 

 

You get respect for being a good farmer!!! :shock: :?

[Tijger2099]

I've learnt that whipping other people isn't a bad thing to do, it can be very profitting.

 

 

 

I've learnt that if men in skirts aren't transvestites, but people killers.

[adsee5]

i learned that dragons are made out of metal

 

 

 

i learned that ores can regenerate

 

 

 

i learned that by climbing a pyramid you can easily dodge a huge blade.

 

 

 

i learned that stealing is more punishable then killing :!:

 

 

 

i lerned that you can easily grow a tree in a couple hours

 

 

 

i learned that it is always summer and no rain

[Tishala]

That if I do well, I'm a noob :shock:

 

If I refuse to give away my hard earned stuff away, I'm a noob :evil:

 

If I mine my own essence, I'm a noob :|

 

If I buy essence, I'm a noob :|

 

If I have a higher skill than someone else, I have no life. :roll:

 

If I have a lower skill, I'm a noob :x

 

That the sound of magic trees gets on my nerves :)

 

That playing the game with me hubby is fun. :lol:

 

 

 

That RS has some very funny, humorous, twisted folks! :D

[doogsidoof]

what ive learned from runescape:

 

 

 

You dont need to sleep

 

 

 

You never have to use the bathroom

 

 

 

You can only sit in houses

 

 

 

You only need to eat if your hurt

 

 

 

And...

 

 

 

If you pray hard enough, you wont get hurt

[nickeley102]

i have learnt that 90% of people in the middle ages had no qualifications and "skilling" and "questing" was a viable lifestyle choice.

 

 

 

that certain areas have been discovered hundreds of thousands of times, but people will keep discovering them.

[mememe513]

I have learned that if you perform an action, you put your weapon...somewhere.

 

 

 

Also, dances are triangular, not square-shaped

[cotamatias]

I've learnt that whipping other people isn't a bad thing to do, it can be very profitting.

 

 

 

I've learnt that if men in skirts aren't transvestites, but people killers.

Ever heard of the scotts? They wore Killer Kilts.

 

 

 

OT: That drinking a special potion you can run for ever.

[Yohbilleh]

I learned

 

 

 

That I can eat a whole shark, but not a whole pineapple??

 

 

 

That I can pray to actually save my life?!

[Master_Smither]

Runescape hat taught me that you NEVER have to do to the bathroom EVER!

 

 

 

Constipated!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[PastyGangsta]

RuneScape has taught me that some trees sparkle and make noise.

 

 

 

That interdimention teleportation is possible.

 

 

 

Spontaineous Generation is possible (in Lumbridge and Falador).

 

 

 

It is possible to fit a full set of armour, sharks, and potions in a backpack without even stretching out the seams.

[RoswellCrash]

burger king hats are worth more than anything in the world

 

 

 

Words only an American could come up with, don't you guys have Christmas crackers with paper hats in at Christmas?

 

 

 

That's what the RuneScape party hats are from not Burger King hats...

[The Observer]

I have learned that you can eat a shark in 1 bite but a pineapple, you cannot.

 

 

 

I have learned that that Thieving is benificial.

 

 

 

I have learned that a cow gives the same amount of meat as a giant rat. :-s

 

 

 

I have learned that lobsters arn't an endangered species.

 

 

 

I have learned that a whip is more powerful than a razor sharp two-handed sword.

[llamster]

I have learned that I can use a crossbow with one hand.

 

 

 

I have learned that I can take a Duracell battery and make fire shoot out of my hand.

 

 

 

I have learned that cannons can do 30 damage without any powder.

 

 

 

I have learned that I can take a piece of metal and make it into a platebody using just a hammer.

[Dalcyte]

I have learned that you can bury a chicken's bones in the same amount of time it takes to bury a giant dragon skeleton