Things runescape has taught me

[nickeley102]

You can fall into a pool of lava and not only will you live, you will take minimal damage.

 

 

 

The more vegetable sacks i weave the more competent i will become at glass-blowing, for some reason.

 

 

 

The reproduction process contains no birds, bees or pelicans, you just sort of appear, systematically replacing someone else

 

 

 

Mining rocks and chopping down trees doesnt make you stronger, but using a dagger may.

 

 

 

Mormons are not not just annoying, they are a random event used to ensure that i am not a programme designed to cheat the system.

 

 

 

please feel free to add you own

[Master_Smither]

I've learned that no matter how many times you die you begin life again in the place you where born at with the same status as you died with.

 

 

 

I've learned that fireworks sound off every time you become better at something.

 

 

 

I've learned that coal always reappears so why the no more fossil fuel scares?

 

 

 

I've learned within minutes a tree grows to it's mature age again and again.

 

 

 

I've learned that santa hats are worth millions of dollars.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mormons are not not just annoying, they are a random event used to ensure that i am not a programme designed to cheat the system.

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Evil_Sabre]

if i would've gotten more burger king paper crowns when they were giving them out i could sell them and never have to work again for the rest of my life

[nickeley102]

Thanks master smither

 

 

 

i have also learnt that, contrary to popular belief, coal is a renewable energy resource

 

 

 

It keeps coming back

[qeltar]

if i would've gotten more burger king paper crowns when they were giving them out i could sell them and never have to work again for the rest of my life

 

 

 

This actually is true in the real world, too. Countless examples.. hear about the old guy who sold his baseball card collection for $2.1 mil a few weeks ago? :)

 

 

 

~q

[RoswellCrash]

Thanks master smither

 

 

 

i have also learnt that, contrary to popular belief, coal is a renewable energy resource

 

 

 

It keeps coming back

 

 

 

Maybe be you just haven't mined enough, go try to mine it all away?

 

 

 

 

 

You can stand over a fire and not burn.

 

 

 

You can eat a shark in one bite.

 

 

 

Drinking beer makes you weaker.

 

 

 

Cooking fish makes you better at cooking a curry/pizza better.

[Italian5kamikaze]

I learned their are better things in life than this game.

[Arch_Tyrant]

Mormons are not not just annoying, they are a random event used to ensure that i am not a programme designed to cheat the system.

 

 

 

!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

I call it :D

 

 

 

-points at sig-

 

 

 

if i would've gotten more burger king paper crowns when they were giving them out i could sell them and never have to work again for the rest of my life

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

 

I dont know which one is funnier :lol:

[nickeley102]

woohoo, i was thinking of making a sig entitled "nicks quest to a sticky", making it into someones sig is pretty close (for me)

 

 

 

I have learnt that hell hath no fury like a noob scammed

[Ziv]

Drinking beer makes you weaker.b]

 

Uh... in my experience it makes you stronger... but less likely to hurt someone.

 

 

 

Speaking of beer, in Runescape I learned that if I drink the right kind, I can fool people into letting me in their club.

 

 

 

Also:

 

 

 

You can just stick a fishing pole over the water, and dead fish jump into your backpack.

 

 

 

That's all I've got right now.

[armadillo48]

90% of all women are actually men.

[Master_Smither]

90% of all women are actually men.

 

:lol: :-X :shock: :o :D :-s :? :roll: :-#

[nickeley102]

90% of all women are actually men.

 

 

 

thats my favourite, its much to true to be funny though

 

 

 

i have learnt that i never really noticed the house teleport irl

 

 

 

mum should spend 5mil on raw sharks and cook them, then she will be a good cook and stop burning my cakes

[Evil_Sabre]

that i can walk into a bank with a razor-sharp sword and wont get tackled and tazered(sp?) by rent-a-cops

[Ice_and_Spec]

it taguht me that fishing is simple, throw bait in water and catch 27 fishies

 

stabbing people with sharp objects wil get my str up

 

if i am stabbed by a red pen i will know to drink anti-poison

[Dragonwizerd]

I can burn hundreds of thousands of logs without ruining the atmosphere

[hbk_hossack]

i've learned

 

Dont worry about the rainforests-The trees keep coming back

 

You can waltz right into a royals throne room carrying a sword with no problems

 

You can steal-with no consequences!

 

You don't need to worry about death-you'll just reapper where you started

[hbk_hossack]

Oh and here's one i forgot

 

If a mysterious old man comes and talks to you, don't worry about him taking you away, he will bring you back

 

And if you are hit with a sandwich you will be teleported!

[Dragonwizerd]

you can litterally carry a ton of wiegth

[Hunter360x]

There is no sky

 

 

 

Cows give the same amount of meat as chickens but tuna gives more.

 

 

 

Hunter

[Robert_de_Sable]

You don't die from being stabbed with a large sword, however you are knocked unconscious with a blow from a baguette even when wearing a helmet.

[flying_death_bombs55]

What I learned:

 

 

 

You CAN put random peices of metal to forum a weapon of mass destruction, without being arrested.(godsword)

 

 

 

burger king hats are worth more than anything in the world

 

 

 

We should report all companies who use machines for "macroning"(autoers)

[fakeitormakeit]

If I try hard enough I can shoot electricity out of my head

 

 

 

To look into dark suspicous caves and try using a lasso on large beasts in hopes of getting a ride

 

 

 

PICK THE ROLL!

[mrmyk]

I've learned how master thieves get rewarded by authority figures (jagex in this case).

[Wiids]

I've learnt that strange old men often give me money, jewellry and food.