I like my women like I like my duct tape; ground up and thrown in the freezer

 

Oh wait

I like my men like I like my .. oh wait. I don't like men.

 

speakers

I like my women like I like my speakers, built into my computer for easy access.

 

Headaches.

I like my women like I like my headaches: deep and easily solved.

 

Disney movies.

I like my women like I like my Disney movies: always ending happily.

 

Grenades.

i like my woman like i like my Grenades;

Spontanous and explosive :D

 

GameBoy

I like my women like I like my GameBoy, old fashioned yet extremely reliable.

 

Missile Defense System

I like my women like I like my Missile Defense System: being able to shoot down missiles in mid-flight.

 

McDonald's.

I like my women like I like McDonalds, evil, cunning, and tasty.

 

Alzheimer's Disease

I like my women like I like my Alzheimer's: I like women like my Alzheimer's.

 

Brain sucking aliens.

I like my women like I like my brain sucking alie- dnuwouweijdsuherugfyuwfwuiffhuiehiskknbdnbhwfkbehfks

 

Mutated seafood.

I like my women like I like my mutated seafood: covered by hundreds of slimy tentacles.

 

Flatbed trucks.

I like my women like I like flatbed trucks, ready to carry my cargo.

 

.rar file

I like my women like I like my .rar files, ready to unzip at any time

 

Hotdog

I like my women like I like my hot dogs, steaming hot.

 

Anna Chapman

I like my women like Anna Chapman; unheard (of).

 

Snorlax.

I like my women like I like my Snorlax; passed out.

 

Aircraft carrier

I like my women like I like my aircraft carriers... Floating in the water and covered in expensive military technology.

 

Men (Or women. Whichever you didn't pick)

I like my women like my men; into games.

 

Pimples.

I like my women like I like my pimples, all over me and easy to pop.

 

Halloween.

I like my men like I like my halloween.... ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like my women like I like orange; um, pumpkins. I have sex with pumpkins.

 

Will Smith.

I love my men like I like my Will Smith... aliens.

 

hypno frog

I like my women like I like Hyno Frog; being closely related to Hypno Toad.

 

Goombas.

I like my men like I like my goombas... not as much as I like my chodes, but more than I like my potato salad. <_<

 

awkward conversations.