and this girl started talking to me and she knew my name but i didn't know hers. and she was asking me all these intimate questions like "how are you" I think that means we have to get married now

 

 

 

also I kind of stuttered because that was my third time talking to a girl and i havent practiced much yet, but i pretended that i was doing some extreme computing in my head and i think she understood because i transmitted the excuse to her psychopathly (i can send emails from my brain)

Sounds like an unsmooth moment to me.

(i can send emails from my brain)

 

 

 

Coooool....I wish girls talked to me

You're getting funnier by the day... :|

Sounds like an unsmooth moment to me.

 

if it was unsmooth then how did i just score a wife

Sounds like an unsmooth moment to me.

 

if it was unsmooth then how did i just score a wife

 

 

 

"How are you" is far, far away from that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you drunk? =P~

man I wish I had your skills with the ladies :cry:

^I think he may be :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

gratz? Is she a paperclip too? (sorry that was uncalled for :P)

Are you drunk? =P~

 

I think so.

Your topics are funny when they have meaning, but this is just bleh.. :?

 

-1 on the score of 456537 funny PaperClips moments.

 

 

 

Btw, when a paper clips meets a woman, is she a paperweight? Do they make baby tacks?

Isn't he just being himveryrandomself?

i cant' do boobs on this calculator

 

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8889/photo14hx5.jpg

 

 

 

yeah thats right mario and i got it for free too i dont pay for no gameboys

 

http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=photo14kt1.jpg

 

it was from highschool

Paperclips your a bit of a [bleep] to be honest

 

 

 

Learn how to be funny

Your topics are funny when they have meaning, but this is just bleh.. :?

 

-1 on the score of 456537 funny PaperClips moments.

 

 

 

Btw, when a paper clips meets a woman, is she a paperweight? Do they make baby tacks?

 

your internet girlfriend is bleh i saw pics

 

hydraides: pick o nsoemone else because i am not available

She isn't my Internet girlfriend, she is my bleh real life girlfriend. So who's the loser now?

 

 

 

 

 

Wait.. :uhh:

Paperclips your a bit of a [bleep] to be honest

 

 

 

Learn how to be funny

She isn't my Internet girlfriend, she is my bleh real life girlfriend. So who's the loser now?

 

 

 

 

 

Wait.. :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

she told me she doesn't enjoy sex with you but she does it because she loves you. it is a tragedy

Calm yourself Paper clips, or i will be forced to tie you up again... remember what happened last time?

Paperclips your a bit of a [bleep] to be honest

 

 

 

Learn how to be funny

don't post if you're gonna be offensive [bleep] [wagon]

Paperclips your a bit of a [bleep] to be honest

 

 

 

Learn how to be funny

:? It would seem you will get no help on here paperclips. I'll be on msn later, lets talk about your 'marriage'.

Paperclips your a bit of a [bleep] to be honest

 

 

 

Learn how to be funny

Am sure he is more funny than all of you put together :roll:

I'm all for funny paperposts, but this fails. Hard.

I'm all for funny paperposts, but this fails. Hard.

 

i said if you're gonna be offensive then dont post [bleep] [wagon]