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Mistakes don't happen over night. Mistakes happen when people make small errors of judgement, every day for a long period of time.

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

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[hide= Jospeh Heller wrote] Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide= Dave Mustaine Sang]Military Intelligence, Two words combined that can't make sense[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Douglas Adams wrote]"I think the problem is that the question was too broadly based..."

 

"Forty two?!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"

 

 

 

"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Douglas Adams wrote] There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable.

 

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

 

 

 

There is a third theory which suggests that both of the first two theories were concocted by a wily editor of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy in order to increase the universal level of uncertainty and paranoia and so boost the sales of the Guide. This last theory is of course the most convincing as The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy is the only book in the whole of the known universe to have the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on the cover.[[/hide]

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Lady .... to Winston Churchill: "If i were your wife, i'd put arsenic in your coffee."

 

 

 

Winston churchill: "if you were my wife, i'd drink it!"

 

 

 

Sorry couldn't remember the name.

 

 

 

"If you don't do anything, nothing will go wrong." - Homer Simpson

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Nah, the best one from Futurama is "I'll always remember you Phillip J. Fry... MEMORY DELETED".

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With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.

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I gotta have more cowbell
Unfortunatly, the video was deleted off of Youtube, and the only other ones were people re-staging it :(

 

 

 

I thought I knew what rediculous was until this day

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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