mine is:

 

1. off the movie antitrust " this world is binary, you are either a 1 or 0, alive or dead"

 

 

 

2: get r done

"If socialism were reliant on the intellectual capability of all the people, we shall not see socialism develeope for another 50 years"

 

Vladimir Lenin \

"Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to show it... to do the right thing.

 

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. "

 

 

 

And:

 

 

 

"Imprisoned for ten thousand years... Banished from my own homeland... And now you dare enter my realm? You are not prepared... YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!"

 

 

 

"It's begun.

 

 

 

Young heroes... I was once like you. You have come to this place, seeking to bring judgement upon the damned. You will venture deep into forgotten lands. You will see wonders beyond imagining. But be warned. The land itself will rise up against you. Long forgotten terrors will smother your courage. Sacrifice everything as the final darkness falls... in the end, all that awaits you is death. Only then will you understand - you've been following in my footsteps all along.

 

 

 

So come then, you heroes! Come in all your power and glory! For in the final hour, all must serve the one...true...king. "

 

 

 

Hail to the king, baby!

Any lyric from Meshuggah's Catch 33 album, convincingly screamed by the monotony and robotic nature of Jens Kidman's voice.

 

 

 

Just an example:

 

So imminently visible - this cloaked innocent guilt

 

Sentenced to a lifetime, a second of structured chaos

 

Trampled by the ferocious, raging crowds of solitude

 

I'm the soil beneath me soaking up the sustenance of my own death

 

 

 

Extradited to the gods of chance, the deities of all things random

 

Alive, multicolored, twitching in their dead monochrome world

My signature. :P

"He'll kill you to death!"-Rocky 3, Mickey R.I.P

Oh, and how could I forget Bill Hicks? (signature). Just about any of his material.

"Creationism all makes sense if you don't think about it."

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."

 

 

 

 

 

Albert Einstein

"It's a trap"

 

-Admiral Ackbar

"She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit."

 

- W. Somerset Maugham

Self-censored, but...

Life, on the large scale, sucks a d*ck. Like food, itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s all about the condiments. You wouldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t eat a hamburger or a potato as is. It would suck a d*ck. Alcohol, drugs, Jesus, kids or hard work is no different than ketchup, mustard, sour cream and salsa. Whatever makes it suck less for you, enjoy.

from a song:

 

If they can understand me, how can they teach me?

 

And just quotes:

 

2pac

 

Life's a wheel of fortune and it's my chance to spin it.

 

"I'm in jail now, But I'm free. My mind is free. The only time I have problems is when I sleep."

 

and erm...

 

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!

I have many I like, all insulting people...So I won't post them :)

 

 

 

But this ones fine

 

 

 

Before you critisize somebody, walk a mile in thier shoes, that way, you'll be a mjile away from them and have their shoes

 

And the diskland one

We need some Pratchett quotes here...

 

 

 

"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."

 

 

 

And.

 

 

 

"The druid stiffened. "Nice?" he said. "A triumph of the silicon chunk, a miracle of modern masonic technology -- nice?" "Oh, yes," said Twoflower, to whom sarcasm was merely a seven letter word beginning with S."

Alas poor Yurik, I knew him.....In America - Yugioh Abridged (originally a shakespear(sp) quote

I don't have any fancy quotes from politicians or authors or artists. This one's from a forum I frequent, and it's probably the best explanation I've read on it:

 

 

 

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"[bleep] all the pop song puppy love [cabbage]. Your heart skipping a beat isn't love, it's cardiac arrhythmia. It's not about shortness of breath, either, or how turned on you get or whether you tell yourself you'd throw yourself in front of a bus for her or whatever. You can convince yourself of a lot about how you feel and what you would do in exchange for regular oral sex.

 

 

 

Love is when she drives you insane sometimes. And I don't mean merely "aggravating" or "annoying," I mean flat-out [bleep]ing in. Sane. And in a way nobody else can do it in a million years. She'll drive you to the point where you'd gouge out your own eyeball with a melon baller or smack your scrotum a half-dozen times with a ball peen hammer if it means you can be done with this conversation. She'll make you want to chew your own arm off to get out of talking about this. And I don't care how many [bleep]ing times you've had this conversation, each time, you know you'll have it again:

 

 

 

Her: I thought you turned the heat on.

 

You: I did.

 

Her: Well, I'm still cold. Are you sure you did it right?

 

You: Yes, I'm pretty sure I know how to turn on a thermostat.

 

Her: 'Cause you know you have to flip the switch to "heat" and....

 

You: Honey! I know! How to turn on! A thermostat! I went to college for it and everything.

 

Her: Well, I don't feel any heat blowing in here.

 

You: I know. I think you broke the thermostat again.

 

Her: I didn't break it.

 

You: Yes, you did, you put that halogen lamp right next to it again.

 

Her: That doesn't do anything.

 

You: Yes, it does.

 

Her: I thought you fixed it?

 

You: I did fix it, and you broke it again.

 

Her: Are you sure you fixed it right?

 

You: Yes, goddammit, I fixed it right.

 

Her: How do you know you fixed it?

 

You: 'Cause it worked when I fixed it!

 

Her: Well, it's not working now.

 

You: 'Cause you broke it again!

 

Her: How'd I break it?

 

You: You put the goddamn, [bleep]ing lamp next to it!

 

Her: I don't see why a lamp would break a thermostat.

 

You: OK. I'm going to explain this. One more time. Slowly. Thermostats have a coil inside them that expands and contracts based on the temperature. This is how they know when it is hotter than the setting of the A/C, so it can cool the room off, or colder than the setting of the heating, so it can heat the room up. Halogen lamps generate heat. Halogen lamps generate a lot of heat. That's why you burn your fingers when you touch the bulbs after they've been on for a while. So when you put a halogen lamp next to a thermostat, it causes the coil to keep expanding and expanding and expanding past the point it's intended to expand. This makes the thermostat think it's really, really hot all the time, and it makes the coil less sensitive in the future, and it'll eventually break the coil so I'll have to replace the thermostat.

 

Her: That doesn't sound right.

 

You: Trust me. It's right.

 

Her: How do you know?

 

You: BECAUSE I TOOK SIXTH GRADE [bleep]ING PHYSICS, OK?!

 

Her: Well, I don't think they should make thermostats that can be broken by something little like a lamp.

 

You: Fine. Don't think that. Write a letter to the manufacturers. Write a letter to universities and tell them to build a better thermostat. I don't [bleep]ing care. But that's how they make them. That's why I keep moving the lamp, that's why I keep telling you not to put it back to the right of the bookcase, that's why I've had to fix the thermostat four [bleep]ing times now. Stop! Putting! The lamp! Right! Next! To the thermostat!

 

Her: But on the other side of the bookcase, the front of the hallway is dark, and I can't see inside my gift closet.

 

You: Well, you can turn on the hall light to go through your gift closet, or you can sit here and be cold! Your choice, honey!

 

Her:

 

You:

 

Her:

 

You:

 

Her: I don't think you fixed the thermostat right.

 

You: GOD-MOTHER[bleep]ING-DAMMIT, I'M GOING TO FIX THAT MOTHER[bleep]ING THERMOSTAT TOMORROW, AND I SWEAR TO MOTHER[bleep]ING CHRIST IF YOU PUT THE LAMP NEAR THE THERMOSTAT AGAIN, I WILL SMASH IT TO A MILLION [bleep]ING PIECES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!!! MOTHER[bleep] ME, JESUS!!!!!!

 

 

 

And if the seventh time you have that conversation, knowing full well there will be an eighth time, you'd still rather have that conversation again than imagine a world she's not in, you're in love.

 

 

 

Especially if you do fix that thermostat... again... the next day, and not just so she'll shut up about it, but because you really don't want her to be cold anymore."

 

 

 

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I have a rather huge .txt full of these gems.

Yes I know my enemies, They're the teachers who taught me to fight me,

 

Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission,

 

Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite.

 

 

 

RATM.

"Kick [wagon] and chew bubble gum. But I'm all out of gum"-Duke Nukem.

 

 

 

"There is no good, there is no bad. Just perspective and opinion." -Squall

"You cant kill whats already dead." - Undertaker, WWE

 

 

 

"I lie, I cheat and I steal, but hey at least im honest about it" - Late Great Eddie Guerrero, WWE

We need some Pratchett quotes here...

 

 

 

"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."

 

 

 

And.

 

 

 

"The druid stiffened. "Nice?" he said. "A triumph of the silicon chunk, a miracle of modern masonic technology -- nice?" "Oh, yes," said Twoflower, to whom sarcasm was merely a seven letter word beginning with S."

 

Terry Pratchett ftw \

 

 

 

Ecspecially love the Death in his books

 

 

 

YOU HAVE PERHAPS HEARD THE PHRASE THAT HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE? "Yes. Yes, of course." Death nodded. IN TIME, he said, YOU WILL LEARN THAT IT IS WRONG.

 

 

 

Lol this is funny too.

 

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (B) eat, © run away from, and (d) rocks.

never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game :)

from a song:

 

If they can't understand me, how can they teach me?

 

 

 

 

Is the actual words of Gangsta's Paradise, and makes more sense now.

 

 

 

For me... hmm

 

 

 

From To Kill A Mockingbird

 

"You can shoot all the bluejays you want, but remember it is a sin to kill a mockingbird."

 

 

 

Anonymous

 

"To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world."

 

 

 

Was trying to think of a lyric from songs I listen to, but unfortunately the best ones are impossible to understand from anyone in this forum at best, and homophobic at worst.

The two quotes in my signature are some of my favorite.

Dr. House has a few good ones:

 

 

 

"I teach you to lie, cheat and steal. What more do you want?"

 

 

 

"Her head blew up...how cool is that?"