Two of my fave quotes are from Dr Mccoy in the original Star Trek series, and they are:

 

 

 

"He's dead Jim" - Numerous episodes

 

and

 

"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!" - Devil in the dark

A doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable....while they die

THIS IS SPARTAAA!

 

 

 

But the best is:

 

 

 

Micky Duka: Stay away from me, Castle! I got friends, you know.

 

Frank Castle: Let's talk about your friends.

 

Micky: Make your own friends, buddy. I'm not saying nothin'. I talk to you, they'll kill me.

 

Castle: If you don't help me, I'll kill you now, Mick.

 

Micky: The Saints tell me nothing!

 

Castle: Nothing? They pay your rent... your legal bills. You should know something.

 

Micky: What's the torch for?

 

Castle:Two thousand degrees, Mick. Enough to turn steel into butter. It won't hurt at first. It's, uh, too hot, you see? The flame sears the nerve endings shut, killing them. Then you'll go into shock...and all you'll feel is, cold. Isn't science fun, Micky?

 

 

 

This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment

 

 

 

Punisher.

I had a wonderful night,But this wasn't it.-Groucho Marx

"Four grand a month? that's how much I pay my dog walker"

 

 

 

Entourage has the best comebacks.

"Nobody dies a virgin, life (.....) us all."

"If she were a latin word...she'd be Babia Majora. If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln..."

^ I love Wayne's World. :)

 

 

 

I'm not going to post any quotes, because there would be way too many to post! I don't really have any favorites, except for the one in my signature.

Arguably one of the best movies of all time, SE7EN

 

 

 

 

 

David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.

 

John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!

 

David Mills: Murderers?

 

John Doe: A woman...

 

David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?

 

John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading wh_re! Only in a world this terrible could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.

pick a line from any ataris song

 

 

 

If I had one wish this is what it would be

 

I'd ask that you spend all your time with me and we'd be together for ever.

 

We'll buy a small house in south central LA

 

raise lots of kids and we'd go join a gang

 

just as long as we're together.

 

 

 

 

 

got to sing that with the lead singer^_^

I've heard these a lot, just thought of them:

 

"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens"

 

"A friend will help you move, a true friend will help you move the bodies"

 

"When I die, i want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did-in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers of his car"

 

"Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them"

 

 

 

Here's one by Homer Simpson: "You tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson here is, 'never try'"

 

Another RVB one, Caboose this time: "Time lines? Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!"

 

Alan Minter, a boxer: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing-but none of them are serious"

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

 

-Adam Savage, originally from "The Dungeonmaster"

Arguably one of the best movies of all time, SE7EN

 

 

 

 

 

David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.

 

John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!

 

David Mills: Murderers?

 

John Doe: A woman...

 

David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?

 

John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading wh_re! Only in a world this terrible could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.

 

Your avatar immediately reminded me of the poem from the booklet of that album which I've always absolutely adored:

 

 

 

"I write messages on money.

 

It's my own form of social protest.

 

A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy

 

passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines

 

and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.

 

A quiet little hijacking

 

on the way to the check-out counter

 

And a federal crime.

 

I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it.

 

Like I do."

 

 

 

The artwork ends with a photograph of an American one dollar bill with the message "YOU ARE NOT A SLAVE" written on the back.

 

 

 

Poem by Josh Koppel.

"Every man is guilty for all the good he didn't do." - Voltaire

 

 

 

"Its okay to lose your pride over someone you love, but don't lose someone you love over your pride." - Fabolous

"I dreamt about you last night. Woke up hugging a pillow."-me

 

"i dreamt of you too. My pillow's case was off."-girlfriend :XD:

 

 

 

she was kidding of course.

-Very well... Warriors, of the frozen wastes, rise up, I command you to fight, kill, and die, for your master. Let none survive..

 

 

 

Probably posted it, but oh well.

"I dreamt about you last night. Woke up hugging a pillow."-me

 

"i dreamt of you too. My pillow's case was off."-girlfriend :XD:

 

 

 

she was kidding of course.

 

Too bad for you :D

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"

 

 

 

"Eagles may fly high... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"

 

 

 

"The early bird may bet the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

Apologies for the language, but this is from one of my favourite films of all time, Good Will Hunting. This scene follows one where Will (Matt Damon) (a brilliant but troubled genius) rips his psychologist's (Robin Williams) life apart by analysing a painting.

 

 

 

Sean: I thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting.

 

Will: Yeah?

 

Sean: Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me...I fell into a deep peaceful sleep, and haven't thought about you since. Do you know what occurred to me?

 

Will: No.

 

Sean: You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about.

 

Will: Why thank you.

 

Sean: It's all right. You've never been out of Boston.

 

Will: Nope.

 

Sean: So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerableÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã

.. i dont know if anyone has posted this but//...

 

 

 

 

 

"here's your sign"--by Bill Engvall

 

"....You might be a redneck"--jeff Foxworthy

 

 

 

"they call me Tater salad.. and ...I was drunk in a bar,, they threw mw into public..." and lastly" ...they told me I had the right to remain silient.. but I didnt hav the ability to."--all 3 by Ron White.

 

 

 

"bloody Hell"--Ron Weasly

 

 

 

"Crikey"--Steve Irwin..AKA Crocidile Hunter.. RIP!

 

 

 

Well thats all for now..

 

 

 

 

 

Keep em' coming!!

"I lied to Micheal. Hiding in the shadows, I am providing a subconcious source of moral support. I will not help Micheal. I will let harm befall him, I'll even let him die. But I will NOT let him lose his DIGNITY"

 

-Dwight Schrute, The Office

 

 

 

"I don't see a reason to take life seiously, no one makes it out alive in the end anyway"

 

-This kid from my science class

 

(He probably got it from the internet or something, though)

"death ends a life, not a relationship" - morrie

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"

 

Except, you know, after fighting there can be peace, and after screwing there can't be virginity.

 

 

 

Sounds like it was coined by some extreme-pacifist looking for a snappy way to make yet another repetitive pathos argument :-k .

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

 

-Adam Savage, originally from "The Dungeonmaster"

 

 

 

MythBusters FTW!

 

 

 

"When I die, i want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did-in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers of his car"

 

"Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them"

 

 

 

:XD:

"eee hee" - Michael Jackson