ClareJonsson Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Two of my fave quotes are from Dr Mccoy in the original Star Trek series, and they are: "He's dead Jim" - Numerous episodes and "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!" - Devil in the dark [Assist-X] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 A doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable....while they die Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 THIS IS SPARTAAA! But the best is: Micky Duka: Stay away from me, Castle! I got friends, you know. Frank Castle: Let's talk about your friends. Micky: Make your own friends, buddy. I'm not saying nothin'. I talk to you, they'll kill me. Castle: If you don't help me, I'll kill you now, Mick. Micky: The Saints tell me nothing! Castle: Nothing? They pay your rent... your legal bills. You should know something. Micky: What's the torch for? Castle:Two thousand degrees, Mick. Enough to turn steel into butter. It won't hurt at first. It's, uh, too hot, you see? The flame sears the nerve endings shut, killing them. Then you'll go into shock...and all you'll feel is, cold. Isn't science fun, Micky? This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment Punisher. Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet_skunk Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 I had a wonderful night,But this wasn't it.-Groucho Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medellin Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 "Four grand a month? that's how much I pay my dog walker" Entourage has the best comebacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ortiz9471 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 "Nobody dies a virgin, life (.....) us all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam_ross0 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 "If she were a latin word...she'd be Babia Majora. If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 ^ I love Wayne's World. :) I'm not going to post any quotes, because there would be way too many to post! I don't really have any favorites, except for the one in my signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Range_This11 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Arguably one of the best movies of all time, SE7EN David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people. John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets! David Mills: Murderers? John Doe: A woman... David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself? John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading wh_re! Only in a world this terrible could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever. "He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
look_its_rob Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 pick a line from any ataris song If I had one wish this is what it would be I'd ask that you spend all your time with me and we'd be together for ever. We'll buy a small house in south central LA raise lots of kids and we'd go join a gang just as long as we're together. got to sing that with the lead singer^_^ Look its rob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I've heard these a lot, just thought of them: "I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" "A friend will help you move, a true friend will help you move the bodies" "When I die, i want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did-in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers of his car" "Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them" Here's one by Homer Simpson: "You tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson here is, 'never try'" Another RVB one, Caboose this time: "Time lines? Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!" Alan Minter, a boxer: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing-but none of them are serious" Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukabo969 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" -Adam Savage, originally from "The Dungeonmaster" Ranger Boot Count: 1 :lol:Zerkers: 4 Hatchets: 2 Warriors: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Arguably one of the best movies of all time, SE7EN David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people. John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets! David Mills: Murderers? John Doe: A woman... David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself? John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading wh_re! Only in a world this terrible could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever. Your avatar immediately reminded me of the poem from the booklet of that album which I've always absolutely adored: "I write messages on money. It's my own form of social protest. A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive. A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter And a federal crime. I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it. Like I do." The artwork ends with a photograph of an American one dollar bill with the message "YOU ARE NOT A SLAVE" written on the back. Poem by Josh Koppel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 "Every man is guilty for all the good he didn't do." - Voltaire "Its okay to lose your pride over someone you love, but don't lose someone you love over your pride." - Fabolous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyPunchers Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 "I dreamt about you last night. Woke up hugging a pillow."-me "i dreamt of you too. My pillow's case was off."-girlfriend :XD: she was kidding of course. Thanks to all those who have messaged me concerning a revamp of my Range-Slayer guide. Because of you all I will start rewriting it asap.[/color] Formerly RobinHoodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varda Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 -Very well... Warriors, of the frozen wastes, rise up, I command you to fight, kill, and die, for your master. Let none survive.. Probably posted it, but oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 "I dreamt about you last night. Woke up hugging a pillow."-me "i dreamt of you too. My pillow's case was off."-girlfriend :XD: she was kidding of course. Too bad for you :D Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrington Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" "Eagles may fly high... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines" "The early bird may bet the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assassin_696 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Apologies for the language, but this is from one of my favourite films of all time, Good Will Hunting. This scene follows one where Will (Matt Damon) (a brilliant but troubled genius) rips his psychologist's (Robin Williams) life apart by analysing a painting. Sean: I thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. Will: Yeah? Sean: Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me...I fell into a deep peaceful sleep, and haven't thought about you since. Do you know what occurred to me? Will: No. Sean: You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about. Will: Why thank you. Sean: It's all right. You've never been out of Boston. Will: Nope. Sean: So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerableÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢â∠"Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawd_luva Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 .. i dont know if anyone has posted this but//... "here's your sign"--by Bill Engvall "....You might be a redneck"--jeff Foxworthy "they call me Tater salad.. and ...I was drunk in a bar,, they threw mw into public..." and lastly" ...they told me I had the right to remain silient.. but I didnt hav the ability to."--all 3 by Ron White. "bloody Hell"--Ron Weasly "Crikey"--Steve Irwin..AKA Crocidile Hunter.. RIP! Well thats all for now.. Keep em' coming!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody_scife Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 "I lied to Micheal. Hiding in the shadows, I am providing a subconcious source of moral support. I will not help Micheal. I will let harm befall him, I'll even let him die. But I will NOT let him lose his DIGNITY" -Dwight Schrute, The Office "I don't see a reason to take life seiously, no one makes it out alive in the end anyway" -This kid from my science class (He probably got it from the internet or something, though) 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Sabre Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 "death ends a life, not a relationship" - morrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" Except, you know, after fighting there can be peace, and after screwing there can't be virginity. Sounds like it was coined by some extreme-pacifist looking for a snappy way to make yet another repetitive pathos argument :-k . [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamster Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" -Adam Savage, originally from "The Dungeonmaster" MythBusters FTW! "When I die, i want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did-in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers of his car" "Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them" :XD: Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 "eee hee" - Michael Jackson Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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