You know, your first true love is the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

lots of quotes from the boondock saints come to mind.

 

 

 

"is it dead?"

 

 

 

"why don't you make like a tree... and get the [bleep] out of here?"

 

 

 

"people in glass houses s-s-s-sink ships"

 

 

 

such a good movie. =D>

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

Its So True

 

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

 

Definately

 

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

 

This ones awesome

 

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

 

Great for the average slacker

 

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

 

This is just clever

 

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

 

:lol:

 

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

 

Another very clever one

"You cant kill whats already dead." - Undertaker, WWE

 

 

 

"I lie, I cheat and I steal, but hey at least im honest about it" - Late Great Eddie Guerrero, WWE

 

LoLz wrestling is fake on WWE. You're wasting your time watching that [cabbage].

 

 

 

OT: "Its not that I'm lazy, I just don't care."

 

 

 

Guess.

The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.

 

- Thomas H. Huxley

 

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

 

- Nancy Astor

"Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to show it... to do the right thing.

 

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. "

 

 

 

And:

 

 

 

"Imprisoned for ten thousand years... Banished from my own homeland... And now you dare enter my realm? You are not prepared... YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!"

 

 

 

"It's begun.

 

 

 

Young heroes... I was once like you. You have come to this place, seeking to bring judgement upon the damned. You will venture deep into forgotten lands. You will see wonders beyond imagining. But be warned. The land itself will rise up against you. Long forgotten terrors will smother your courage. Sacrifice everything as the final darkness falls... in the end, all that awaits you is death. Only then will you understand - you've been following in my footsteps all along.

 

 

 

So come then, you heroes! Come in all your power and glory! For in the final hour, all must serve the one...true...king. "

 

 

 

Hail to the king, baby!

 

 

 

now heres the real test... did you have to watch the trailer through and type that at the same time? or could you recite it from memory? 8-)

 

 

 

I dont think I have a favourite quote.. A lot of things strike me as being incredibly cool when i first hear / read them, but arent worth repeating later on.

 

 

 

No motivation! wanna play! Rely on others in a pinch!

- Konata Izumi

 

 

 

Believe in you, not in me who believes in you; not in you that believes in me. You should believe... believe in yourself!

- Kamina. (The greatest character in anything ever.)

 

 

 

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!!!!!

- The gurren dan.

 

 

 

two I like very very much though... although i could quote the whole of gurren lagann as my favourite.

"we had some good times, didn't we? Remember, when we pretended when we were going to kill you, and you were all like, nooo waaayyyyy!" -GlaDos

"I cried because I had no shoes, 'till I met a man who had no feet." - Steven Wright

 

 

 

"Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live." - Henry Van Dyke

 

 

 

"Turn on, Tune in, Drop out." - Timothy Leary

Lol, I have so many quotes its not even funny... But i'm not going to post them, because i'm an arse.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

 

 

 

Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics, even if you win your still [developmentally delayed]ed

 

 

 

Never take life seriously, no one ever gets out alive anyways

 

 

 

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

 

 

 

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

 

 

 

Every fight is a food fight when youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re a cannibal

 

 

 

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

(Strong language warning)

 

 

 

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

 

--George S. Patton

"I'm free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally."

 

 

 

I like that one, can't remember who said it though...

"we had some good times, didn't we? Remember, when we pretended when we were going to kill you, and you were all like, nooo waaayyyyy!" -GlaDos

 

 

 

 

 

lol, i love Portal

(Strong language warning)

 

 

 

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

 

--George S. Patton

 

 

 

That's strong language? :-s

 

 

 

OT:

You might've killed me today, but I shall live tomorrow.

My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!!!

"those who mind, dont matter.

 

those who matter, dont mind"

- Dr.Seuss (spell check :wall: )

 

 

 

"A dream is a wish your heart makes"

- Walt Disney

 

 

 

"The wisest men follow their own direction"

- I forgot

 

 

 

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."

-William Demente (spell check :wall: )

 

 

 

"imagination is more important than knowledge"

-Albert Einstein

 

 

 

"memories Stay but pictures may Fade"

-?

 

 

 

"i feel sad when I finish a book, because i feel like a lost a dear friend"

-?

 

 

 

"the suspense is terrible. I hope it last."

 

"Invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration, six percent electricity, four percent evaporation, and two percent butterscotch ripple."

- Willy Wonka

 

 

 

"How curious a tear, it represents sorrow, yet strenght"

-?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

boy i have many

Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes

 

The Naked Gun 33 1/3

I? I am a monument to all of your sins-Gravemind (halo2)

 

"Child of my enemy, why have you come? I offer no forgiveness; the father's sins pass to his son. "(halo3)-Gravemind

 

"Time has taught me PATIENCE! But basking in new freedom, I WILL KNOW ALL THAT I POSSESS!!!" (halo3)-gravemind

 

"To give the Covenant back their bomb."Master Cheif

 

"Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little." -Master Cheif

 

more to come!

"What luck for rulers that men do not think." - Adolf Hitler

Im sure I will win this war and go on to be very sucessful-hitler

D'OH!

 

Quisque Est Barbarus Alio (everyone is a barbarian to someone else

 

Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe

 

 

 

[Mithril is] Light as feather, stronger than dragon scales

 

oh yeah? this means the Mithril in Runescape is dysfunctional

"Like the kid said, go to hell" - I forget who, but he's a characters in Doom.

Zelos talking to sheena:

 

 

 

Zelos: (asks Sheena a ?)

 

Sheena: I don't know.

 

Zelos: Well now we know that your brain is not as large as your chest.

 

 

 

:XD: Thats funny everytime I hear it.

I got another one from metalocalypse:

 

 

 

Lawyer: So, what product have you made to sell at retail stores.

 

Nathan: These!(All the band members put paper bags on their heads)

 

Lawyer:Uh, thats great...what do they do?

 

Nathan: They are time travel travel bags.

 

Toki: They allow you to travel through time at the normal speed of time.

 

Lawyer:Uh...thats great...

 

Toki:(takes bag off his head) How long since I put the bag on my head?

 

Lawyer: 2 minutes.

 

Toki:Wow...I traveled through time!

 

Lawyer:Yeah...you did.

 

Murderface:(takes the bag off his head) What day is it?

 

Pickles:(Takes bag off head) Wedne...uh...friday

 

Murderface: Wow...I traveled through time!

 

Nathan: Brutal, right?

 

Lawyer: Yeah, they'll sell well

 

 

 

More Dethklok quotes:

 

 

 

I'm Roxo, the Dethklok clooowwwn, I do cocaine!Seriously, a looot of cocaine.

 

 

 

 

 

(Pickles and Toki walk through forest. Tree blows up)

 

Pickles: Thats not natural.

 

 

 

 

 

(Lawyer and assassin at a stand off. The assassin is trying to kill Toki and Pickles.)

 

Lawyer: Thats my bread and butter your f***in' with.

 

 

 

 

 

(Pickles Puts coffee beans in a toaster)

 

Pickles: They give us a life supply of coffee beans and they don't even cook right!

 

 

 

 

 

(On a larry King type show)

 

Larry: So Natha....Murderface, what are you doing?

 

Murderface: Pissing on your shoe.

 

 

 

(Nathan on stage doing a comedy)

 

Nathan: Have you ever wondered what you guts would look like in a bowling ball? Well here you go.

 

(Pulls a ball from behind him made of guts)

 

 

 

(Nathan doing comedy, has a body bag in his hands)

 

Nathan: Hello mister Bodybag!

 

Nathan low voice: Hello Nathan.

 

Nathan: How you doin?

 

Nathan low voice: Well, people crap on me.

 

 

 

I could put more but I got something else to do at the moment.

My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!!!

 

It's not pink, it's lightish red!

 

 

 

Or better yet, "I can't believe I died for this war". as Church said.

 

 

 

You would think so too after being teamkilled :mrgreen: