Better Animations.

[lavirylime]

Edgeville, with its new and improved infrastructure.

 

 

 

A recently-lit bundle of willow logs radiating warmth outside the recently remodeled bank.

 

 

 

Four thousand raw trouts and thirty-six hundred raw salmons awaiting their ascent to edibility.

 

 

 

Friendly conversation with amiable level-3 skillers roasting their lobsters.

 

 

 

All of which is ruined by yet another testosterone-saturated twit thinking it's funny to position his avatar in front of me so my bend-down-to-cook animation (which now resembles a phallic act) can titillate his wildest fantasies. It becomes even more of a bother when the hormone machine decides to say things like "Don't stop" and "Yeah yeah yeah."

 

 

 

I say "yet another" because, obviously enough, it's not the first time. All of these incidents have gone unreported due to the rigid and inflexible nature of the Report Abuse interface. I am pretty certain that it doesn't send what is generally superfluous information such as character positions and directions. As much as I'd like to stab a knife into the eyes (among other conspicuous targets on their bodies), the Internet is not yet capable of such means of retaliation, thus something else needs to change: the source of their arousal.

 

 

 

So for Christ's sake, Jagex, use the thousand-polygon power that you've boasted in your front page news and update some of these obsolete animations. I'm tired of these irritating prepubescents who follow me around all day, trying to perform their "dance" on me. Tired of these fools who bother me while I'm trying to cook some fingerlicking training food. Equally tired of the morons who prompt stupid remarks like "just go to another world" or "cook on a range." No, I prefer not to wait another 40-50 seconds just to log in or run farther distances because an immature nitwit has been deprived of his satisfaction in too long.

 

 

 

Fin.

[gameboypen]

They will always find a way to make something 'funny' in a sexual way. Like the 'A qp' ' W' thingo, it will never stop. But yes we do need a change to the cooking animation for sure. But what I'm saying is that it will never stop because little kids think its funny.

[Death_Hippy]

Edgeville, with its new and improved infrastructure.

 

 

 

A recently-lit bundle of willow logs radiating warmth outside the recently remodeled bank.

 

 

 

Four thousand raw trouts and thirty-six hundred raw salmons awaiting their ascent to edibility.

 

 

 

Friendly conversation with amiable level-3 skillers roasting their lobsters.

 

 

 

All of which is ruined by yet another testosterone-saturated twit thinking it's funny to position his avatar in front of me so my bend-down-to-cook animation (which now resembles a phallic act) can titillate his wildest fantasies. It becomes even more of a bother when the hormone machine decides to say things like "Don't stop" and "Yeah yeah yeah."

 

 

 

I say "yet another" because, obviously enough, it's not the first time. All of these incidents have gone unreported due to the rigid and inflexible nature of the Report Abuse interface. I am pretty certain that it doesn't send what is generally superfluous information such as character positions and directions. As much as I'd like to stab a knife into the eyes (among other conspicuous targets on their bodies), the Internet is not yet capable of such means of retaliation, thus something else needs to change: the source of their arousal.

 

 

 

So for Christ's sake, Jagex, use the thousand-polygon power that you've boasted in your front page news and update some of these obsolete animations. I'm tired of these irritating prepubescents who follow me around all day, trying to perform their "dance" on me. Tired of these fools who bother me while I'm trying to cook some fingerlicking training food. Equally tired of the morons who prompt stupid remarks like "just go to another world" or "cook on a range." No, I prefer not to wait another 40-50 seconds just to log in or run farther distances because an immature nitwit has been deprived of his satisfaction in too long.

 

 

 

Fin.

I'm going to become rich and famous once I invent a device that allows you to stab people over the internet

He is working on it, and it will happen someday...anyways I know that's HORRIBLE..even weirder is when you turn into a easter egg and they try to cook and smash you :|

[RayOxide]

I lol'ed at your post. Quite literally too.

 

It doesn't happen to me, and I don't see the fuss anyway :)

[WolfhunterXZ]

Actually, you can report it as language. I was reported for doing that similar with a friend. Some person reported me and I got a black mark for it. So you can report it. :?

[purfishx]

You might as well just quit.

 

 

 

No matter what Jagex does these people will find new ways to do these things. :|

[hells_mishap]

You might as well just quit.

 

 

 

If you quit every time something annoyed you, you wouldn't have much to do.

 

 

 

All you can do is ignore them really. And as Wolfhunter said, it seems to be a reportable offense. Not much else you can do. Don't let some immature idiot get to you.

[purfishx]

You might as well just quit.

 

 

 

If you quit every time something annoyed you, you wouldn't have much to do.

 

 

 

All you can do is ignore them really. And as Wolfhunter said, it seems to be a reportable offense. Not much else you can do. Don't let some immature idiot get to you.

 

 

 

Try reading the whole post?

[The Observer]

I agree with your rant 100%. They need to change the cooking animation for fires so that people don't abuse it.

[hells_mishap]

You might as well just quit.

 

 

 

If you quit every time something annoyed you, you wouldn't have much to do.

 

 

 

All you can do is ignore them really. And as Wolfhunter said, it seems to be a reportable offense. Not much else you can do. Don't let some immature idiot get to you.

 

 

 

Try reading the whole post?

 

 

 

I did... what did you mean?

[DarkVincent]

Jagex has been improving alot of the games' graphics, why not update our player characters? That'd make a huge difference. Besides, the graphics are the same for years (3, since RS2 came in 2004). Or should we wait RS3?

[purfishx]

You might as well just quit.

 

 

 

If you quit every time something annoyed you, you wouldn't have much to do.

 

 

 

All you can do is ignore them really. And as Wolfhunter said, it seems to be a reportable offense. Not much else you can do. Don't let some immature idiot get to you.

 

 

 

Try reading the whole post?

 

 

 

I did... what did you mean?

 

 

 

I meant that if he can't take it that he should quit BECAUSE no matter what Jagex does people will find ways to counter it.

[hells_mishap]

You might as well just quit.

 

 

 

If you quit every time something annoyed you, you wouldn't have much to do.

 

 

 

All you can do is ignore them really. And as Wolfhunter said, it seems to be a reportable offense. Not much else you can do. Don't let some immature idiot get to you.

 

 

 

Try reading the whole post?

 

 

 

I did... what did you mean?

 

 

 

I meant that if he can't take it that he should quit BECAUSE no matter what Jagex does people will find ways to counter it.

 

 

 

I agree in that case :P my bad.

[Final_Mercy]

hm.. the small the pixels, the slightly or greatly better the quality of graphics is on a game, but does reducing and multiplying pixels to make the game more smoother and possibly better cost more? I mean it is just reducing then multiplying...

[lavirylime]

Sexual harassment doesn't happen to me, so it can't possibly be a problem. In fact, I laugh when others get harassed!

 

k.

 

 

 

Actually, you can report it as language. I was reported for doing that similar with a friend. Some person reported me and I got a black mark for it. So you can report it. :?

 

Alright, thanks for the heads-up.

 

 

 

You might as well just quit.

 

 

 

No matter what Jagex does these people will find new ways to do these things. :|

 

We can't wipe out crime, so we should just leave the neighborhood. We can't make our legislators pass better laws, so we should just leave the country. We can't convince everybody that global warming is a problem, so we should just leave the planet. Sounds like a plan.

 

 

 

The main nuisance is repeated motion, such as cooking. Can't eradicate their hormones, but I can think of at least one way to revise the current animation.

 

 

 

I meant that if he can't take it that he should quit BECAUSE no matter what Jagex does people will find ways to counter it.

 

Excuse me?

[Freesia]

 

I meant that if he can't take it that he should quit BECAUSE no matter what Jagex does people will find ways to counter it.

 

Excuse me?

 

Common practice on the internet to assume everyone is a "he" unless there is a specific proof to better help you determine a person's gender IRL, which you didn't have anything to prove you are a female? :P

[lavirylime]

Common practice on the internet to assume everyone is a "he" unless there is a specific proof to better help you determine a person's gender IRL, which you didn't have anything to prove you are a female? :P

 

Right, I forgot that the Internet is prone to testosterone poisoning and estro-gen-hungry.

 

 

 

Also, I don't posting my pictures in a community where 99.99% of the people are unknown to me, much less one that is largely comprised of immature dolts. Go back to your Google Image Search, kids.

[Animaslayer]

aqp really gets on my nerves so do things like this support

[Solidus_77]

 

Right, I forgot that the Internet is prone to testosterone poisoning and estro-gen-hungry.

 

 

 

Though his comment was a bit harsh, it's really more about people not knowing whether the person is male or female and just writing "he" in a community where the majority of

 

 

 

 

Also, I don't posting my pictures in a community where 99.99% of the people are unknown to me, much less one that is largely comprised of immature dolts. Go back to your Google Image Search, kids.

 

 

 

Could you refrain from making generalizations about a community that you don't know? I don't know why Freesia claimed you need "proof" of gender, all you need is just to indicate it in your signature or something.

[Mico]

I agree, it is irritating. But just laugh at them, they have nothing better to do, so why waste breath on them.

 

 

 

Now, I suggest we sit infront of the fire and just put food on and off, all those situps must hurt our knees.

[runescapeloser22]

Oh, that's so worth the extra time to make another useless update :roll:

[gongusan]

Is it really that bad? no

 

Is it affecting your avatar's ability to cook? no

 

Does it upset you so much you cry irl? no

 

cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

[lavirylime]

Oh, that's so worth the extra time to make another useless update :roll:

 

Why do you care if you quit?

 

 

 

Is it really that bad? no

 

Is it affecting your avatar's ability to cook? no

 

Does it upset you so much you cry irl? no

 

Okay. But wait weren't you that guy whining about about mod wannabes? Oh okay.

[Freesia]

 

Right, I forgot that the Internet is prone to testosterone poisoning and estro-gen-hungry.

 

 

 

Though his comment was a bit harsh, it's really more about people not knowing whether the person is male or female and just writing "he" in a community where the majority of

 

 

 

 

Also, I don't posting my pictures in a community where 99.99% of the people are unknown to me, much less one that is largely comprised of immature dolts. Go back to your Google Image Search, kids.

 

 

 

Could you refrain from making generalizations about a community that you don't know? I don't know why Freesia claimed you need "proof" of gender, all you need is just to indicate it in your signature or something.

 

How was I harsh, if you can get offended being named a "he" or "she", at least say you are a female or something (no need for a picture).

 

 

 

all you need is just to indicate it in your signature or something.

This is good enough.