speedofsound Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Next time, try a drink of water and a few deep breaths. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I must agree with those that say that you sound like some kid who thinks he is smart because he writes something obscure and "philosophical." You fail as hard as the short story "The School" in that respect. As much as I like creative writing, what you wrote is just bad. For one, I label it as creative writing, which it is, yet you try to pass it off as fact. Make up your mind. Do you want to write an essay on a debatable topic, or do you want a creative work that does not require proof but can't be used to prove anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilperson Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 You know what else is a lie? The cake. I was going to save you a piece, but we ate it all and now it is gone. I hope you are happy. (good reference) Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xSxqPowerx Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 So. Not all things are the same (Like the oranges...) But if you have two oranges, you have two oranges, regardless of whether or not they are two of the exact same orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 the [developmentally delayed] and disgusting, I just love how you put those things together without a comma :P As for the rest of it: Someone needs to lay off the pot. seriously. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaziek Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I won't ever breed. I just read over the first post properly..and I'm thinking to myself, this has GOT to be trolling. Its just too over the top. That line was the kicker. I dont think this is a serious post at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 the [developmentally delayed] and disgusting, I just love how you put those things together without a comma :P You didn't just applaud him on that, do you? Just asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I won't ever breed. I just read over the first post properly..and I'm thinking to myself, this has GOT to be trolling. Its just too over the top. That line was the kicker. I dont think this is a serious post at all. Even if it is, it's a lucky escape for mankind, IMO. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powman3 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Dude, what are you trying to prove? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! We are alive, and no we are not "dying". Everyone has their own time to die, no matter how healthy, how fit. I hope this gets locked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomom1919 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Haha, the 9/11 conspiracy dude is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ortiz9471 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Damn, would my World Studies professer rip your "essay" to shreds =P~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 unless you can give proof that everything is a lie then your statement is just as valid as our "truths" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 This is what happens when an introverted lifestyle causes one to think about matters so much that they begin to do nothing but think about such matters in endless, redundant, and mindnumbing circles. Throw in an online thesaurus and a little acid, and that's a recipe for mental disaster :-s . [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 the [developmentally delayed] and disgusting, I just love how you put those things together without a comma :P You didn't just applaud him on that, do you? Just asking. You "just ask" things quite a bit, don;t you? But no, I just found it interesting. It was sarcasm. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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