Zombie Plans-Revised

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Go someplace high. We all know that Zombies can't comprehend how to climb stairs. \

 

 

 

I thought we moved on and changed to the Infected from 28 Days/Weeks Later, seeing as they are the most realistic "zombies".

 

 

 

They can climb stairs. Your plan sucks.

 

look, just because you want your own way you don't ahve to act like that.

 

 

 

NO-one has switched to the zombies from some film which you enjoy.

 

 

 

did I ask for your opinion?

 

 

 

Actually, if you bothered to read a good portion of the last 50 pages, you'd have seen we agreed that Rage Zombies were the most likely, and started discussing them because they may be possible.

 

 

 

Really, I don't want to get into the whole "Brooks is an idiot for assuming Romero zombies are most likely." and "Rage vs Romero" things again.

 

 

 

EDIT: And we pretty much beat the hell out of how to survive any type of zombie.

[Me_Hate_Libs]

Fine, blow up the stairs. Zombies don't know how to work elevators do they? And read 50 pages? Yeah... no. I'd rather just say something funny.

[Kiriyama]

You assume there is going to be electricity to work those elevators?

 

 

 

Seriously, your plan sucks even more.

[Me_Hate_Libs]

You assume there is going to be electricity to work those elevators?

 

 

 

Seriously, your plan sucks even more.

 

 

 

You guys are talking about Zombies. This is all seriously stupid.

 

 

 

PS Take a freaking joke.

[Kiriyama]

Seriously, if you think it's stupid, then why take part in it?

[Me_Hate_Libs]

I was making a joke. I was making a joke about how all of this was so damn stupid. Did you take my flight of stairs or an elevator seriously? I was making fun of you guys. That's why I took part in it.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Seriously, if you think it's stupid, then why take part in it?

 

 

 

seriously you have something wrong with you

[BlackDawn]

I was making a joke. I was making a joke about how all of this was so damn stupid. Did you take my flight of stairs or an elevator seriously? I was making fun of you guys. That's why I took part in it.

 

Sir, I believe this calls for fisticuffs.

 

 

 

You say you were making fun of us for believing a zombie infection could happen? How is it not possible? Tell me that. Zombie could definitely happen, and that is why this thread was created. We have planned and prepared for a long time because we believe that this will happen one day.

 

 

 

Think about it. Sure, the chances of a zombie infection are slim, but still possible. We want to be prepared to survive, and save our loved ones. Viruses mutate, and this fact alone is enough to prove zombies could happen. Who knows what a virus will mutate into? Like the "Rage" zombies, rabies could mutate into a much stronger version of it.

 

 

 

You think we're stupid for planning this, but you're the one who will be torn to shreds when the apocalypse hits. For insulting us, you will not be a part of the team, and nor are you welcome here any longer. Leave now zombie supporter, else we shall crush your skull with our mighty crowbars.

 

 

 

The TZDF will rise, and the undead will be annihilated. Good day to you sir.

[Me_Hate_Libs]

I was making a joke. I was making a joke about how all of this was so damn stupid. Did you take my flight of stairs or an elevator seriously? I was making fun of you guys. That's why I took part in it.

 

Sir, I believe this calls for fisticuffs.

 

 

 

You say you were making fun of us for believing a zombie infection could happen? How is it not possible? Tell me that. Zombie could definitely happen, and that is why this thread was created. We have planned and prepared for a long time because we believe that this will happen one day.

 

 

 

Think about it. Sure, the chances of a zombie infection are slim, but still possible. We want to be prepared to survive, and save our loved ones. Viruses mutate, and this fact alone is enough to prove zombies could happen. Who knows what a virus will mutate into? Like the "Rage" zombies, rabies could mutate into a much stronger version of it.

 

 

 

You think we're stupid for planning this, but you're the one who will be torn to shreds when the apocalypse hits. For insulting us, you will not be a part of the team, and nor are you welcome here any longer. Leave now zombie supporter, else we shall crush your skull with our mighty crowbars.

 

 

 

The TZDF will rise, and the undead will be annihilated. Good day to you sir.

 

 

 

*Madam

 

 

 

I'm a girl.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

after some reasearch i realised that rage zombies are least likely. toximiplasmi (stupid not knowing how to spell things) are actully the most likeley to cause the problem. they would only actully manage to get to the first stages of evelution making the possesed humans weak and only focused on getting food.

 

 

 

http://science.howstuffworks.com/zombie1.htm this is quite intresting, i haven't read it but its about a case in haiti in which nuerotixoins. the problem with this is that the zombies wouldn't want to eat other people unless thats what they were trained to do and they would be able to killed by bloodloss.

 

 

 

one unlikley thing is that there could be a virus which would make the brain release serotonin into the brain but it woudln't make the zombies eat humans it would make them vielont and crazy and vincible.

[Me_Hate_Libs]

one unlikley thing is that there could be a virus which would make the brain release serotonin into the brain but it woudln't make the zombies eat humans it would make them vielont and crazy and vincible.

 

 

 

It would make them Mexican? :o

[Me_Hate_Libs]

one unlikley thing is that there could be a virus which would make the brain release serotonin into the brain but it woudln't make the zombies eat humans it would make them vielont and crazy and vincible.

 

 

 

It would make them Mexican? :o

 

Are you always such an [wagon]?

 

 

 

It was sarcasm, but hey, let's not let humor get in the way of you being a total sourpuss. \

[Me_Hate_Libs]

Yes well no mattter what ethnicity I used for the joke, someone would've been offended. Since I think you're an [wagon] anyway, I'm glad I went with Mexican. :

 

 

 

Seriuously, people are way too offended by everything these days, even when used sarcastically or satirically. You people need to get over it.

[Me_Hate_Libs]

Yes well no mattter what ethnicity I used for the joke, someone would've been offended. Since I think you're an [wagon] anyway, I'm glad I went with Mexican. :

 

 

 

Seriuously, people are way too offended by everything these days, even when used sarcastically or satirically. You people need to get over it.

 

Yeah well in general it's better not to make a joke like that. Probably the reason you have so few friends in life, you arrogant [puncture].

 

 

 

I've got lots of friends. Job, girlfriend, healthcare,car, plans, a life.

 

 

 

But hey, you go sit and brood and think of how mean and insensitive I'm being. Okay bye. :P

[Guest]

Yes well no mattter what ethnicity I used for the joke, someone would've been offended. Since I think you're an [wagon] anyway, I'm glad I went with Mexican. :

 

 

 

Seriuously, people are way too offended by everything these days, even when used sarcastically or satirically. You people need to get over it.

 

Yeah well in general it's better not to make a joke like that. Probably the reason you have so few friends in life, you arrogant [puncture].

 

 

 

I've got lots of friends. Job, girlfriend, healthcare,car, plans, a life.

 

 

 

But hey, you go sit and brood and think of how mean and insensitive I'm being. Okay bye. :P

 

 

 

Your friends are idiots, your job is a joke and your girlfriend is horrible.

 

 

 

I'm not calling them that, but it's pretty much what he took what you said as.

[Me_Hate_Libs]

Yes well no mattter what ethnicity I used for the joke, someone would've been offended. Since I think you're an [wagon] anyway, I'm glad I went with Mexican. :

 

 

 

Seriuously, people are way too offended by everything these days, even when used sarcastically or satirically. You people need to get over it.

 

Yeah well in general it's better not to make a joke like that. Probably the reason you have so few friends in life, you arrogant [puncture].

 

 

 

I've got lots of friends. Job, girlfriend, healthcare,car, plans, a life.

 

 

 

But hey, you go sit and brood and think of how mean and insensitive I'm being. Okay bye. :P

 

 

 

Your friends are idiots, your job is a joke and your girlfriend is horrible.

 

 

 

I'm not calling them that, but it's pretty much what he took what you said as.

 

 

 

People can take things however they want to. I don't care.

[Furah]

#-o

 

Guys, just leave the trolls alone, like a 5 year old they'll loose patience soon and go elsewhere.

 

 

 

after some reasearch i realised that rage zombies are least likely.

 

Rage Zombies are just people infected by a mutated form of rabies. How is that less likely than shuffling zombies which never tire, will take 5 years to die and can only be killed by a headshot?

 

 

 

The 'zombie powder' you described is just toxins mixed to paralyze a person to the point of near-death. This causes them to go into a coma and their lungs and heart also become paralyzed. The 'zombies' are just people who have had severe brain damage, who probably would not remember anything and would suffer issues cause from lack of oxygen to their body.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

hoW would the rabies virus mutate to make people actully kill each other? The zombies which I say are most likeley are the toximiplasmi evelution ones and the lost memory people infected with.....

 

Infact forget that.

 

 

 

All post your ideal zombie using this bio form that way it's a democracy.

 

 

 

My perfect zombie

 

method of reanimation: (how they became zombies)

 

looks: (how the zombies ussualy look)

 

speed: (how fast the zombie can travel)

 

intellegance: (has it got a fait murmur of sentience or is it dead... Just moving)

 

notes: (anything else you want to add)

[Furah]

My perfect zombie: Rage Zombie

 

method of reanimation: Does not die, is an infected human.

 

looks: Red, extremely bloodshot eyes, other than that, they look as they were when they were infected.

 

speed: Normal human limitations apply.

 

intellegance: Able to climb stairs and such, essentially basic human knowledge, with increased rage.

 

notes: Does not pay attention to pain, will only focus on attacking. Dies like any human.

 

 

 

Hurry up and make your decisions Sword.

 

 

 

Code version for those who are lazy. Bolded too. ;)

 

[b]My perfect zombie:[/b]

[b]method of reanimation:[/b] 

[b]looks:[/b] 

[b]speed:[/b] 

[b]intellegance:[/b] 

[b]notes:[/b] 

 

 

 

EDIT: Sword made his decision, copypasta'd his response.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Thanks for doing it's code, just so we all know this is a democracy and that means I will get all the zombies together and make one zombie out of all of the ideas. It's not 60% votedfor zombie a and 40% voted for zombie b therefore a is the zombie it works like this: ok... Zombie a was first so most charicteristics from him and then some characteristics from zombie b but not as much.

[Guest]

Right, my bad, I forgot the Zombies were going to ask us what they should act like. Face it, we have to stick with romero zombies, as it's what alot of people think of when they hear the word zombie. If you want to make a plan for some other type, just describe it in your post.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Right, my bad, I forgot the Zombies were going to ask us what they should act like. Face it, we have to stick with romero zombies, as it's what alot of people think of when they hear the word zombie. If you want to make a plan for some other type, just describe it in your post.

 

I lol'd.

 

 

 

NOT FAIR!! My zombie was going to be a bunny and it couldn't infect people unless I told them to and i would be superpowered.

 

Tbh I want romero zombies because there the ones most used in populour culture, not one specific film

[TTanT]

My perfect zombie:

 

method of reanimation: Bitten, exchange of bodily fluids.

 

looks: Beauuuuutiiiiiiifffffuuulllllllllll*

 

speed: Slow, but can lunge/strike lightning fast.

 

intellegance: Think forum trolls without the ability to comprehend language.

 

notes: Same strength as a human, but they can exert themselves for far, far longer.

 

 

 

 

 

*If you want a serious answer, whatever they looked like when they died.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and how do I apply for TZDF? I'm already one of my High School's two resident zombie experts (we both browse forums).

[Guest]

My perfect zombie:

 

method of reanimation: Bitten, exchange of bodily fluids.

 

looks: Beauuuuutiiiiiiifffffuuulllllllllll*

 

speed: Slow, but can lunge/strike lightning fast.

 

intellegance: Think forum trolls without the ability to comprehend language.

 

notes: Same strength as a human, but they can exert themselves for far, far longer.

 

 

 

 

 

*If you want a serious answer, whatever they looked like when they died.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and how do I apply for TZDF? I'm already one of my High School's two resident zombie experts (we both browse forums).

 

 

 

PM blackdawn.

[Kiriyama]

My perfect zombie: Rage Zombie

 

method of reanimation: Does not die, is an infected human.

 

looks: Red, extremely bloodshot eyes, other than that, they look as they were when they were infected.

 

speed: Normal human limitations apply.

 

intellegance: Able to climb stairs and such, essentially basic human knowledge, with increased rage.

 

notes: Does not pay attention to pain, will only focus on attacking. Dies like any human.