thank my lucky stars I'm not in England.

 

 

 

Think Dawn of the Dead remake vs. 28 Days Later.

 

 

 

Guns are so much better than machetes.

 

 

 

 

 

But machetes (as well as most melee weapons) don't need reloaded. That is a VERY big advantage. As long as you do some proper weapon maintenance, your melee weapon should last longer than you would.

thank my lucky stars I'm not in England.

 

 

 

Think Dawn of the Dead remake vs. 28 Days Later.

 

 

 

Guns are so much better than machetes.

 

 

 

 

 

But machetes (as well as most melee weapons) don't need reloaded. That is a VERY big advantage. As long as you do some proper weapon maintenance, your melee weapon should last longer than you would.

 

yes but the disease is supposedly transmissible and unless you are a ninja you would most likely get infected instead of killing zombies

Well, I have plans for a massive zombie fortress that I'll mkae when I'm rich and famous.

 

 

 

In all seriousness, though, I would first have to abandon my parents like a total [wagon]. Then I'l grab my bike and raid a nearby store for supplies. Canned foods especially. A crossbow/bow would be a great thing to get 'cause I could learn to make new ammunition.

 

 

 

Then I'd ride my bike until I found a relatively safe place to sleep.

 

 

 

Rinse, wash, and repeat until I have found a bunch of buddies to join me in the wilderness.

 

 

 

This'll be fun.

 

 

 

How do you know the store won't be already raided? How do you know there will be enough food? How would you find the crossbow/bow? Do you know how to use it? If so, could you repeatedly (60mins+) hit a moving target the size of your head at 100m or more? How will you get the ammuniton/supplies for it? Do you know how to make the ammo? Will it be high enough quality to hit the targets outlined above? How will you defend yourself while sleeping? How will you transport this huge amount of food? On your bike? How will you find your "buddies"? Will you have a two-way radio or ther means of communication? What will happen if you're surrounded?

 

 

 

HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE BASIC BOOKS ON HOW TO SURVIVE?

 

 

 

If the answer to any of the above questions is negative, go away.

 

 

 

In additon to my current "oracle of useless information" title, anybody think I should have a "crusher of survival plans" title?

 

 

 

I'm back. Again.

 

 

 

*EDIT* We should get a 4x1 block on the Tip.it grid! First square T, second ,Z, third D, fourth F. Why not? *here's a link*http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=805281

Well i have a plan... If possible I will raid supplies from a local store then i will proceed onto a gold shipment truck(filled with various supplies and get to the water front after blowing up some zombies(quickly) I will get on a boat and proceed to the nearest(non infected) oil rig and then wait out the zombies(they will eventually all die of something be it exhaustion,starvation,or exposure)

Anyone watching the Colony on discovery?

thank my lucky stars I'm not in England.

 

 

 

Think Dawn of the Dead remake vs. 28 Days Later.

 

 

 

Guns are so much better than machetes.

 

 

 

 

 

But machetes (as well as most melee weapons) don't need reloaded. That is a VERY big advantage. As long as you do some proper weapon maintenance, your melee weapon should last longer than you would.

 

yes but the disease is supposedly transmissible and unless you are a ninja you would most likely get infected instead of killing zombies

 

What about hallberds/poleaxes/polehammers?

I'm trying to reserve some spots on the Tip.It Grid...

^ Good. I thought it would be a good idea if we were represented on there.

We need 2 more people to sacrifice their grid squares for the tzdf. Post or PM me.

Sure, whatever.

I don't plan to use my spot so I can sacrifice it. I can't draw though.

I'd get a shotgun and blow there effing brains out lolololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'd get a shotgun and blow there effing brains out lolololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

 

 

No. Just no. That's incorrect. Go home.

sorry about that, thats my real plan is to try and get everyone out of a tesco, i'd need to take a gun or knife into tesco and threaten the people, say if you don't all exit i'm going to slit this persons throat. then i'm going to barricade the store using the locks inside, the chars and everything like that. i would have enough canned food to live out a life there, there is tons of makeshift weapons I can make there. the shop will be inpenatrable and its also full of food. Perfect plan.

sorry about that, thats my real plan is to try and get everyone out of a tesco, i'd need to take a gun or knife into tesco and threaten the people, say if you don't all exit i'm going to slit this persons throat. then i'm going to barricade the store using the locks inside, the chars and everything like that. i would have enough canned food to live out a life there, there is tons of makeshift weapons I can make there. the shop will be inpenatrable and its also full of food. Perfect plan.

 

 

 

Yeah, one peson with a knife is going to take out an entire store filled with weapons and people.

 

 

 

:roll:

Go someplace high. We all know that Zombies can't comprehend how to climb stairs. \

Go someplace high. We all know that Zombies can't comprehend how to climb stairs. \

 

 

 

I thought we moved on and changed to the Infected from 28 Days/Weeks Later, seeing as they are the most realistic "zombies".

 

 

 

They can climb stairs. Your plan sucks.

sorry about that, thats my real plan is to try and get everyone out of a tesco, i'd need to take a gun or knife into tesco and threaten the people, say if you don't all exit i'm going to slit this persons throat. then i'm going to barricade the store using the locks inside, the chars and everything like that. i would have enough canned food to live out a life there, there is tons of makeshift weapons I can make there. the shop will be inpenatrable and its also full of food. Perfect plan.

 

 

 

Yeah, one peson with a knife is going to take out an entire store filled with weapons and people.

 

 

 

:roll:

 

Hostage situation will work. just hold a knife to some child or whatever.

Go someplace high. We all know that Zombies can't comprehend how to climb stairs. \

 

 

 

I thought we moved on and changed to the Infected from 28 Days/Weeks Later, seeing as they are the most realistic "zombies".

 

 

 

They can climb stairs. Your plan sucks.

 

look, just because you want your own way you don't ahve to act like that.

 

 

 

NO-one has switched to the zombies from some film which you enjoy.

EVen if it did, you'd die in a few months anyway. You can't hold a public place forever.

Have you even climbed a pair of stairs, honestly? It's lifting one foot after the other, only having it hit the ground earlier. They would make it up. Plu,s Zombies aren't your only problem.

 

 

 

 

 

Need one more person to give up their Tipit Grid square for the TZDF.

EVen if it did, you'd die in a few months anyway. You can't hold a public place forever.

 

 

 

I suppose your right with that one, I'd need to find somewhere smaller (less chance of bieng broken into) but come with some weapons and make sure anyone who even dares to enter gets shot instantly. i could make bullet holes and such. a service station on a barren highway will do as it'll allow me to be in the empty, it'll allow me to venture outside sometimes and it won't be disturbed that much.

 

 

 

People, post whatever type of zombie you like just say what type of zombie your stopping and then there'll be no arguing.

 

 

 

Me_Hate_Libs you've been saying that you agreed with some sort of film, guess what. I didn't agree to it.

Don't go public. Go out, far far out. Hours away from even the most remote signs of civilization. That's your best bet.

 

 

 

And sweet, rocco. I guess thats the TZDF section now :D

Don't go public. Go out, far far out. Hours away from even the most remote signs of civilization. That's your best bet.

 

 

 

And sweet, rocco. I guess thats the TZDF section now :D

 

fixed my plan

Go someplace high. We all know that Zombies can't comprehend how to climb stairs. \

 

 

 

I thought we moved on and changed to the Infected from 28 Days/Weeks Later, seeing as they are the most realistic "zombies".

 

 

 

They can climb stairs. Your plan sucks.

 

look, just because you want your own way you don't ahve to act like that.

 

 

 

NO-one has switched to the zombies from some film which you enjoy.

 

 

 

Actually, if you bothered to read a good portion of the last 50 pages, you'd have seen we agreed that Rage Zombies were the most likely, and started discussing them because they may be possible.

 

 

 

Really, I don't want to get into the whole "Brooks is an idiot for assuming Romero zombies are most likely." and "Rage vs Romero" things again.

 

 

 

EDIT: And we pretty much beat the hell out of how to survive any type of zombie.