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Zombie Plans-Revised

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Would a rage zombie's abilities be different depending on that person's lifestyle? Surely the Rage zombie that took over the fat kid wouldn't try running at us right?

 

You just made me imagine a crazy fat kid waddling towards me and trying to eat me.

 

Cover yourself in cake, stand in front of McDonald's and turn the safety off, good training and you'll be doing the world a favour.

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I just thought of something. What do we do if we come across a person who, for some odd reason, is infected and hasn't had any of the detrimental effects of the zombie virus occur (in other words, they control the infection rather than vice versa)? Chances are, the virus will still be transmittable and have the same effects as normal, but still. Would we keep them around in some hope that we might be able to create a vaccine of sorts, or what?

 

Too dangerous.

 

 

 

You do have some options though:

 

 

 

A) Leave them behind

 

B) Kill them

 

C) Avoid them

 

D) All of the above

 

How can we kill them and avoid them at the same time?

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I just thought of something. What do we do if we come across a person who, for some odd reason, is infected and hasn't had any of the detrimental effects of the zombie virus occur (in other words, they control the infection rather than vice versa)? Chances are, the virus will still be transmittable and have the same effects as normal, but still. Would we keep them around in some hope that we might be able to create a vaccine of sorts, or what?

 

Too dangerous.

 

 

 

You do have some options though:

 

 

 

A) Leave them behind

 

B) Kill them

 

C) Avoid them

 

D) All of the above

 

How can we kill them and avoid them at the same time?

 

Don't get near them?

 

 

 

and I don't like very many shooters and never have played COD.

Wow. You guys must love playing Nazi Zombies on COD5. :P

 

 

 

Hell no. Those are not zombies. They are humans that are called zombies.

Zombie Riot Shields

 

 

 

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Let me explain this.

 

 

 

On the side labeled "Front" the four parallel long lines are thin metal or wooden rods. These are to keep zombies from reaching around the shield and clawing you. The circle is a hole at approx. head level. This would allow you to quickly dispose of zombies that were charging you. The longer line on the inside of the shape is a strap, and the smaller one is a handle. This allows you to hold the shield with your left hand and still put decent force into it with your left forearm.

 

 

 

On the side labeled "Back" everything is the same except for the little squares, which are long, sharp [bleep]es. These allow you to thrust the shield at a zombie, trapping it, and then stabbing it through the hole at the top with a spear or shooting it to kill it.

 

 

 

The shields would be made of either plywood or a light metal.

 

 

 

Thoughts?

 

 

 

Your sheild gets stuck in the zombie. End of discussion.

 

Hopefully in less than a year I'll be a part of the police force, which will give me access to a new arson of weaponry. Therefore my first stop if a zombie outbreak occurs is to head for the nearest police station to stock up on goodies.

 

 

 

Then who knows, local supermarket to pick up canned goods, alcohol, medication etc. then off to a very high building which I will lock myself in (floor by floor to ensure greater security). Then we'll take things as they happen.. :shock:

 

 

 

The police station may be packed with people hoping for protection, unless there is some secret way into the station, don't rely on it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's right, I'm back.

 

 

 

Knotch, I still use that banner : )

 

 

 

I just got a copy of WWZ, for those who care. Oh, and it appears Max Brooks is catching on, the store where I bought it I saw several people looking for/ buying it.

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Sig by me, in MS paint, but I'm still working on it.

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This guide is as concise as a gourmet's handbook with the guidelines of "Pick up fork, stab food, insert into your mouth, then chew".

Would probably be easier to call them "Infected", but, we used "Rage Zombies" at first to make it easier, and it's just stuck.

 

 

 

I'll probably switch to "Infected".

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Have a setup like that guy on 28 Days Later (Frank, I think).

 

 

 

He had his face completely covered and was wearing riot gear. No chance of the blood getting in contact with your mouth.

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Have a setup like that guy on 28 Days Later (Frank, I think).

 

 

 

He had his face completely covered and was wearing riot gear. No chance of the blood getting in contact with your mouth.

 

This is where the gas masks come in handy.

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Have a setup like that guy on 28 Days Later (Frank, I think).

 

 

 

He had his face completely covered and was wearing riot gear. No chance of the blood getting in contact with your mouth.

 

This is where the gas masks come in handy.

 

Wouldn't gas masks be too bulky and heavy if we just want to protect ourselves from the blood?

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Have a setup like that guy on 28 Days Later (Frank, I think).

 

 

 

He had his face completely covered and was wearing riot gear. No chance of the blood getting in contact with your mouth.

 

This is where the gas masks come in handy.

 

Wouldn't gas masks be too bulky and heavy if we just want to protect ourselves from the blood?

 

 

 

Plus, if the straps broke and it came off in the middle of a fight you've got a problem. :|

 

 

 

I'm all with camping out in the attic, when I get in connect a source of a large amount of electricity and connect it to the metal handle to stop any zombies that happen to reach it. I don't know if it would happen, but wouldn't sufficient electricity disable you're nerves temporarily or kill you?

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Electricity causes your muscles to sieze. So yea, it would keep them from getting to you, and eventually they would die. One of the fun parts about muscle siezure is that if you're holding something-like an electrified door handle-you will not let go. Also you will soil yourself.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Electricity causes your muscles to sieze. So yea, it would keep them from getting to you, and eventually they would die. One of the fun parts about muscle siezure is that if you're holding something-like an electrified door handle-you will not let go. Also you will soil yourself.

 

My sister decided it would be a good idea to touch the metal part of an electric plug while unplugging it when she was like 6 :thumbdown: Quite a mess was made.

 

Did she asplode? :o

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Electricity causes your muscles to sieze. So yea, it would keep them from getting to you, and eventually they would die. One of the fun parts about muscle siezure is that if you're holding something-like an electrified door handle-you will not let go. Also you will soil yourself.

 

My sister decided it would be a good idea to touch the metal part of an electric plug while unplugging it when she was like 6 :thumbdown: Quite a mess was made.

 

Did she asplode? :o

 

No but after the 6 hours of crying that ensued I kinda wish she did.

 

Good, now you'll have no trouble chopping her head off when she becomes a zombie. :twisted:

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Electricity causes your muscles to sieze. So yea, it would keep them from getting to you, and eventually they would die. One of the fun parts about muscle siezure is that if you're holding something-like an electrified door handle-you will not let go. Also you will soil yourself.

 

My sister decided it would be a good idea to touch the metal part of an electric plug while unplugging it when she was like 6 :thumbdown: Quite a mess was made.

 

Did she asplode? :o

 

And actually she did in a way... an incredibly gross way. :x

 

:lol:

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what happened to getting some canned foods and sitting on your roof for a year or two. :P

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what happened to getting some canned foods and sitting on your roof for a year or two. :P

 

Well, think about the plausibility of that for one moment.

 

Let's say you eat one can of food for a meal, 3 meals in a day, x365 for a year, x2 years.

 

That's about 2200 cans of food.

 

Not even counting water. >_>

I like stir fry

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what happened to getting some canned foods and sitting on your roof for a year or two. :P

 

Well, think about the plausibility of that for one moment.

 

Let's say you eat one can of food for a meal, 3 meals in a day, x365 for a year, x2 years.

 

That's about 2200 cans of food.

 

Not even counting water. >_>

 

 

 

 

 

how about this, barricading your house.. this means that zombies won't be able to get in, second if you live on the roof the zombies won't smell you and they will just smell that thing high up which i can't get. now if you placed some food in your house, canned foods are great you could pop down every now and then to have your meal but you'd always be safe as they couldn't get you. they can't climb

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You'd die for sure. If you're living on the roof, you'd die of either sun-stroke, or hypothermia. In the winter getting on the roof would be impossible if there was too much snow. Rain would make it difficult as well.

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Right, and besides, if you could get up there, what's to say the zombies can't as well?

 

Then you'd just be trapped. On a roof, no way down, and zombies surrounding you from all sides. Not the best scenario. >_>

 

However; we do have a good bit of plans over along the past pages if you would care to take a look at a few of those, should give you a few ideas for some plans of your own.

I like stir fry

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what happened to getting some canned foods and sitting on your roof for a year or two. :P

 

Well, think about the plausibility of that for one moment.

 

Let's say you eat one can of food for a meal, 3 meals in a day, x365 for a year, x2 years.

 

That's about 2200 cans of food.

 

Not even counting water. >_>

 

 

 

 

 

how about this, barricading your house.. this means that zombies won't be able to get in, second if you live on the roof the zombies won't smell you and they will just smell that thing high up which i can't get. now if you placed some food in your house, canned foods are great you could pop down every now and then to have your meal but you'd always be safe as they couldn't get you. they can't climb

 

Wouldnt staying on a second story house just be better?

The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humbleness

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You'd die for sure. If you're living on the roof, you'd die of either sun-stroke, or hypothermia. In the winter getting on the roof would be impossible if there was too much snow. Rain would make it difficult as well.

 

In Holland its always cloudy and between 0-20 degrees

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