Zombie Plans-Revised

[Nenga]

You'd die for sure. If you're living on the roof, you'd die of either sun-stroke, or hypothermia. In the winter getting on the roof would be impossible if there was too much snow. Rain would make it difficult as well.

 

In Holland its always cloudy and between 0-20 degrees

 

Holy [cabbage] that's cold.

[Wisp]

You'd die for sure. If you're living on the roof, you'd die of either sun-stroke, or hypothermia. In the winter getting on the roof would be impossible if there was too much snow. Rain would make it difficult as well.

 

In Holland its always cloudy and between 0-20 degrees

 

Holy [cabbage] that's cold.

 

Celsius. I assume.

[ProtoGuy]

You'd die for sure. If you're living on the roof, you'd die of either sun-stroke, or hypothermia. In the winter getting on the roof would be impossible if there was too much snow. Rain would make it difficult as well.

 

In Holland its always cloudy and between 0-20 degrees

 

Holy [cabbage] that's cold.

 

Celsius. I assume.

 

Even still. >_>"

[Furah]

You'd die for sure. If you're living on the roof, you'd die of either sun-stroke, or hypothermia. In the winter getting on the roof would be impossible if there was too much snow. Rain would make it difficult as well.

 

In Holland its always cloudy and between 0-20 degrees

 

Holy [cabbage]! Really? I'd love to live there.

[paul191600]

What happens if the virus is airborne?

[Riku3220]

What happens if the virus is airborne?

 

We're screwed then.

[Seraphi]

What happens if the virus is airborne?

 

We lie down and die.

[Guest]

Lie down and die? God, wimps. Gas mask it.

[Seraphi]

Lie down and die? God, wimps. Gas mask it.

 

You know, there isn't a cheat for infinite filters in real life.

[Wisp]

Lie down and die? God, wimps. Gas mask it.

 

You know, there isn't a cheat for infinite filters in real life.

 

Player-> additem "IDF_gasmask01" 1

 

Player-> additem "gasmask_filter01" 9999

 

Player-> tgm

 

Player-> tcl

 

 

 

Now you have 9999 filters, are invincible and can fly. In morrowind, atleast.

[paul191600]

Lie down and die? God, wimps. Gas mask it.

 

You know, there isn't a cheat for infinite filters in real life.

 

Player-> additem "IDF_gasmask01" 1

 

Player-> additem "gasmask_filter01" 9999

 

Player-> tgm

 

Player-> tcl

 

 

 

Now you have 9999 filters, are invincible and can fly. In morrowind, atleast.

 

I lol'd.

 

Anyone see the preview for that new movie, Zombieland? Seems kinda funny but interesting.

[Guest]

Lie down and die? God, wimps. Gas mask it.

 

You know, there isn't a cheat for infinite filters in real life.

 

 

 

We plan on flying around the world, collecting members of the TZDF, then bring supplys into some deserted part of the world and build a new life. But we can't manage gas masks?

 

 

 

Wait. Screw that, we don't even need gas masks... Solanum travels through the blood stream. Even if we inhale it, it travels to our lungs. If we can crudly filter it (Cloth over the mouth) we should be safe. Depending how strong it is, and how much is in the air, of course.

[walka92]

Lie down and die? God, wimps. Gas mask it.

 

You know, there isn't a cheat for infinite filters in real life.

 

 

 

We plan on flying around the world, collecting members of the TZDF, then bring supplys into some deserted part of the world and build a new life. But we can't manage gas masks?

 

 

 

Wait. Screw that, we don't even need gas masks... Solanum travels through the blood stream. Even if we inhale it, it travels to our lungs. If we can crudly filter it (Cloth over the mouth) we should be safe. Depending how strong it is, and how much is in the air, of course.

 

and if it goes into the lungs theres a chance that some of it will difuse into the blood stream. i mean thats what the lungs are for, right? sending gas (mainly oxygen, but others can get in aswell) from the atmosphere into the blood? unless its a very good filter, youll still be in danger

[Pirate_Felix]

You'd die for sure. If you're living on the roof, you'd die of either sun-stroke, or hypothermia. In the winter getting on the roof would be impossible if there was too much snow. Rain would make it difficult as well.

 

In Holland its always cloudy and between 0-20 degrees

 

Holy [cabbage]! Really? I'd love to live there.

 

Celsius of course, but yes, it never gets extreme in here due to our climate

[Lionheart_0]

Canada: World leader in Zombie research now :

 

 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm

 

Science ponders 'zombie attack'

 

By Pallab Ghosh

 

Science correspondent, BBC News

 

 

 

If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

 

 

 

That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

 

 

 

They say only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the fictional creatures.

 

 

 

The scientific paper is published in a book - Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress.

 

 

 

In books, films, video games and folklore, zombies are undead creatures, able to turn the living into other zombies with a bite.

 

 

 

But there is a serious side to the work.

 

 

 

In some respects, a zombie "plague" resembles a lethal, rapidly spreading infection. The researchers say the exercise could help scientists model the spread of unfamiliar diseases through human populations.

 

 

 

 

 

In their study, the researchers from the University of Ottawa and Carleton University (also in Ottawa) posed a question: If there was to be a battle between zombies and the living, who would win?

 

 

 

Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his surname and not a typographical mistake) and colleagues wrote: "We model a zombie attack using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies.

 

 

 

"We introduce a basic model for zombie infection and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions."

 

 

 

To give the living a fighting chance, the researchers chose "classic" slow-moving zombies as our opponents rather than the nimble, intelligent creatures portrayed in some recent films.

 

 

 

"While we are trying to be as broad as possible in modelling zombies - especially as there are many variables - we have decided not to consider these individuals," the researchers said.

 

 

 

Back for good?

 

 

 

Even so, their analysis revealed that a strategy of capturing or curing the zombies would only put off the inevitable.

 

 

 

In their scientific paper, the authors conclude that humanity's only hope is to "hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often".

 

 

 

They added: "It's imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else... we are all in a great deal of trouble."

 

 

 

According to the researchers, the key difference between the zombies and the spread of real infections is that "zombies can come back to life".

 

 

 

Professor Neil Ferguson, who is one of the UK government's chief advisers on controlling the spread of swine flu, said the study did have parallels with some infectious diseases.

 

 

 

"None of them actually cause large-scale death or disease, but certainly there are some fungal infections which are difficult to eradicate," said Professor Ferguson, from Imperial College London.

 

 

 

"There are some viral infections - simple diseases like chicken pox have survived in very small communities. If you get it when you are very young, the virus stays with you and can re-occur as shingles, triggering a new chicken pox epidemic."

 

 

 

Professor Smith? told BBC News: "When you try to model an unfamiliar disease, you try to find out what's happening, try to approximate it. You then refine it, go back and try again."

 

 

 

"We refined the model again and again to say... here's how you would tackle an unfamiliar disease."

 

 

 

Professor Ferguson went on to joke: "The paper considers something that many of us have worried about - particularly in our younger days - of what would be a feasible way of tackling an outbreak of a rapidly spreading zombie infection.

 

 

 

"My understanding of zombie biology is that if you manage to decapitate a zombie then it's dead forever. So perhaps they are being a little over-pessimistic when they conclude that zombies might take over a city in three or four days."

 

Story from BBC NEWS:

[Kiriyama]

I stopped reading that when it said they chose the slow-moving zombies, rather than the nimble ones.

 

 

 

I thought we were in agreement that the Rage Zombies were the most likely type, not freaking back-from-the-dead abortions of nature.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

I stopped reading that when it said they chose the slow-moving zombies, rather than the nimble ones.

 

 

 

I thought we were in agreement that the Rage Zombies were the most likely type, not freaking back-from-the-dead abortions of nature.

 

 

 

back-from-the-dead abortions of nations are the stereotype created first for zombies and its the one most people follow, I myself not seeing 28 days later might not know what rage zombies are (even though i do)

[Lionheart_0]

I stopped reading that when it said they chose the slow-moving zombies, rather than the nimble ones.

 

 

 

I thought we were in agreement that the Rage Zombies were the most likely type, not freaking back-from-the-dead abortions of nature.

 

 

 

 

 

I think they determined that the faster zombies would kill us and we would stand no chance.

[Kiriyama]

Well, if we use the Rage Virus for example.

 

 

 

They do not have basic survival instincts, a Rage "Zombie", or hereafter referred to as "Infected", will not drink or eat. The Infected will suffer from dehydration, and die.

 

 

 

To survive, we simply need to keep out of their way, with a month's worth of supplies at the most, and using the virus as it is in the film, it will only infect those who belong to the primate species.

 

 

 

The Infected will die off easily after their main supply of "food" is exhausted. Though, they only feel the need to kill, I am assuming that any blood that comes into contact with their mouth will hydrate them slightly.

 

 

 

So, they determined we are dealing with the undead, they did not take a reality check.

[Nenga]

I stopped reading that when it said they chose the slow-moving zombies, rather than the nimble ones.

 

 

 

I thought we were in agreement that the Rage Zombies were the most likely type, not freaking back-from-the-dead abortions of nature.

 

 

 

 

 

I think they determined that the faster zombies would kill us and we would stand no chance.

 

Rather stupid of them. Faster zombies would be just like fighting humans except they have no guns.

[Skull]

I stopped reading that when it said they chose the slow-moving zombies, rather than the nimble ones.

 

 

 

I thought we were in agreement that the Rage Zombies were the most likely type, not freaking back-from-the-dead abortions of nature.

 

 

 

 

 

I think they determined that the faster zombies would kill us and we would stand no chance.

 

Rather stupid of them. Faster zombies would be just like fighting humans except they have no guns.

 

And only need to bite you to kill you, and don't fear or feel pain...

[Kiriyama]

I stopped reading that when it said they chose the slow-moving zombies, rather than the nimble ones.

 

 

 

I thought we were in agreement that the Rage Zombies were the most likely type, not freaking back-from-the-dead abortions of nature.

 

 

 

 

 

I think they determined that the faster zombies would kill us and we would stand no chance.

 

Rather stupid of them. Faster zombies would be just like fighting humans except they have no guns.

 

And only need to bite you to kill you, and don't fear or feel pain...

 

 

 

Well, actually, if we model is based upon the Rage Virus, then they tend to spit up blood, and if that gets into your eye, mouth or any open wounds, you're infected.

 

 

 

And it's not the bite that infects, once the salvia in their mouth touches the open wound, make from the bite, then you are infected.

[TTanT]

Well, I have plans for a massive zombie fortress that I'll mkae when I'm rich and famous.

 

 

 

In all seriousness, though, I would first have to abandon my parents like a total [wagon]. Then I'l grab my bike and raid a nearby store for supplies. Canned foods especially. A crossbow/bow would be a great thing to get 'cause I could learn to make new ammunition.

 

 

 

Then I'd ride my bike until I found a relatively safe place to sleep.

 

 

 

Rinse, wash, and repeat until I have found a bunch of buddies to join me in the wilderness.

[Huta]

thank my lucky stars I'm not in England.

 

 

 

Think Dawn of the Dead remake vs. 28 Days Later.

 

 

 

Guns are so much better than machetes.

[EGmaestro]

good read on zombie plans :P

 

 

 

http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-your-zombie-contingency-plan-11-practical-strategies/