Seraphi Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 To be honest, I think a lot of people will have managed to obtain guns during the apocalypse, and it's unlikely that you'd be the only person with a firearm. It's all well and good when fighting zombies, but a gunfight with another person is where it starts getting difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Alright, I think I'm going to put together a list of "rules", zombieland style. (Yes, a few are taken from the survival guide/movie)[hide]Rule 1:Keep your weapon loaded, and close to you. Rule 2:Find civilisation, and go the opposite way. Rule 3: There is no safe, only safer. Rule 4:Melee weapons don't need reloading Rule 5: Money is worth nothing when hell breaks loose. Rule 6:Stay low, stay hidden, stay alert. Rule 7:Headshots. Rule 8:Do not hunt for zombies. Rule 9:Melee weapons don't need reloading Rule 10:Travel light Rule 11:Do not split up. Rule 12:Cities = bad Rule 13:More headshots. Rule 14: Common sense can be the difference between life and death. Rule 15: Decide what's more important, surviving, or helping others. [/hide] Yeah, this is what happens when I get bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Ross, gunfights with other people aren't hard if you're a better-than-average marksman, I for example can hit a chess piece from over twenty meter with an airgun, if I were to fight an avarage person it would maybe last five seconds before my oponent fell with a hole in his/her skull. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Arrogance is a mere second away from death, Mather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Arrogance is a mere second away from death, Mather.It is not arrogance, I did manage it, on the first attempt even, yet I do not think for a minute that I would last more than a few seconds in a gunfight against someone with actuall training exept from a few hours at a gun-course. What I have is aknowledgement of my own skills, not exessive boasting that I believe myself.There's one thing however I believe that I m not completely shure of, that my syndrom allows me to kill mouch easier due to my somewhat limited compassion. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Which syndrome? Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Which syndrome?Asbergers. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Huh, it's funny that seemingly everyone has asbergers here.... Oh, and as far as hex is concerned, it doesn't matter how good of a shot he is, as he said he was bringing a shotgun. Shotguns lose in firefights, unless you can get close and get close fast. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Maybe you just heard Mather say it twice. I would just run in circles till the zombies convert me. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Maybe you just heard Mather say it twice. I would just run in circles till the zombies convert me. Nah, hex claims to be one, as well. It just seems that asbergers is almost fashionable on these forums (and the internet in general). The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Interesting. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 The reason asbergers is quite common on the internet is because two of the most usual traits are geekiness and hightened interest for technical stuff. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 And because saying you have asbergers sounds lot cooler than admitting that you are socially challenged. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 And because saying you have asbergers sounds lot cooler than admitting that you are socially challenged.I have asbergers, as most who claim to have it do, the computer I'm using now I got from school because of it. Don't ask me why I got it, they must think of it as some sort of learning disabillity. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Mather, I hope you realise that your're going to be nervous in a firefight, and not be able to aim near as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I have no condition, and my compassion for humanity is already basically nil, so I wouldn't have any problem killing either.The problem is that the other person will be wanting to kill you, and I really think everyone who has any plan in case of a zombie apocalypse has made sure that they are a decent marksman. Saying you can beat any average person is on the verge of being arrogant, and could very easily get you killed because you think somebody is average, then they plant three bullets in your leg. It may not kill you, but that "Average person" has just totally killed your chances of surviving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Also, if you lived in America, then the average person is very good at marksmanship. There are more guns than pets here in America, and you'd probaly run into a family all sporting shotguns. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Yeah, but here in Norway it is more likely to find people trying to fend of zombies with softguns and potato-canons, normal guns aren't everyday objects here, even though I live just half a kilometer away from the nearest shooting range. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 So, the same as England then.Guns are rarely seen here, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Well if there is a civilian army to repel the zombies anywhere, it'll probaly be in America. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Killing people to have total control of a supermarket is pointless, theres enough supplies to go around, unless you plan on staying. Which, of course, is a death sentance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Please stop mispelling 'Aspergers' and calling it 'Asbergers' And with my sawn-off shotgun against someone unarmed I will win.Full stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Of course.Then somebody who is armed comes along and you get beaten so hard that even the zombies don't want you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Please stop mispelling 'Aspergers' and calling it 'Asbergers' And with my sawn-off shotgun against someone unarmed I will win.Full stop.To be honest I ahd no diea how to spell it, so I just copied Mather. That's what I egt for not using google.... And a shotgun will lsoe against nearly anyother gun if the other person is a decent shot. After all, the shotgun has a pathertic range. And is one, maybe two shots. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Please stop mispelling 'Aspergers' and calling it 'Asbergers' And with my sawn-off shotgun against someone unarmed I will win.Full stop.To be honest I ahd no diea how to spell it, so I just copied Mather. That's what I egt for not using google.... And a shotgun will lsoe against nearly anyother gun if the other person is a decent shot. After all, the shotgun has a pathertic range. And is one, maybe two shots.Sawn-off shotguns own, especially in GTA:SA if you've "hitmaned" them and have used "fullclip". Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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