Zombie Plans-Revised

[Wisp]

I would be too weak to carry my friend, so I would have to leave em. :thumbsup:

I weigh like 120 pounds, a girl, and I could probably carry my boyfriend. Plus, adrenaline would make you way stronger.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

That makes me wonder.

Should I bring EpiPen's? they would allow me run faster in an emergency and such.

 

Comments on my wire idea? so far it seems to have no flaws.

[Wisp]

That makes me wonder.

Should I bring EpiPen's? they would allow me run faster in an emergency and such.

 

Comments on my wire idea? so far it seems to have no flaws.

They really don't do that much. They are a useful medical supply though.

 

And chances are a lucky zombie would get through your door-wire thing.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Edrenalin, even injected artificially is a great resource.

 

And the wire thing, your right but its only tempory.

[Wisp]

No, I mean the amount of adrenaline (epinephrine) is fairly minimal. Either way, I have a good 4 packs of epipens in my house for actual medical purposes.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

As I do (they're not for me) I always imagined they'd have quite a large amount of adrenaline in them.

It is possible to get it in liquid form, not as an automatic injector but as a fluid which could be injected, that would give you that kick.

Besides, you'd probably have the adrenaline trigger as soon as you see the zombies, along with the bladder (:P)

 

Deboning wire seems a good bet as a weapon, I'm thinking basically entagle and burn the zombies. So a sort of hemp string might be useful, a fishing net. You place it on the zombies from a large height and then thorw oil and stuff at them, maybe a bit of NAPALM!!!!!!!11 and THERMITE!!!111 and then maybe add a little ciggerete.

 

With the collapose of civilisation (Especially america) my plan is to go into a shop with a large rangerover car and a shotgun. I'd make sure everyone left then i'd barricade all the enterances (which for my local supermarket is only two) with other stuff. Once everyone is out of the shop i'd proably eat some of the ready meals first, and try and find a freezer.

[TTanT]

As I do (they're not for me) I always imagined they'd have quite a large amount of adrenaline in them.

It is possible to get it in liquid form, not as an automatic injector but as a fluid which could be injected, that would give you that kick.

Besides, you'd probably have the adrenaline trigger as soon as you see the zombies, along with the bladder (:P)

 

Deboning wire seems a good bet as a weapon, I'm thinking basically entagle and burn the zombies. So a sort of hemp string might be useful, a fishing net. You place it on the zombies from a large height and then thorw oil and stuff at them, maybe a bit of NAPALM!!!!!!!11 and THERMITE!!!111 and then maybe add a little ciggerete.

 

With the collapose of civilisation (Especially america) my plan is to go into a shop with a large rangerover car and a shotgun. I'd make sure everyone left then i'd barricade all the enterances (which for my local supermarket is only two) with other stuff. Once everyone is out of the shop i'd proably eat some of the ready meals first, and try and find a freezer.

 

 

As far as I know, hemp burns.

 

Also, how would you force people out of the store?

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

With that shotgun of mine.

My store is quite small (its a sainsburys) it has two doors open and one door I could easily barricade (it has this sort of barricade that goes up at christmas to stop thieves) i'd then move some of the shelves and barricade those doors. I'd then walk into this office thing they have and barricade all the windows of that aswell as all the windows of the shop. Then I'd just wait on my own, playing computer until the power's cut.

[TTanT]

Ok, Hex, but if anyone in that store is armed and feeling ruthless, you are dead.

 

 

And I still want to know how you are going to trap zombies with nets made of hemp when they are on fire. (Hemp burns, as i said before.)

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Only £50 for a shtgun licence Rocco, and if I really feel like breaking the law I could get a gun of the Internet and have a courier take it to me (unlikely yes, but in the first couple of days before the outbreak)

 

and TTanT what I meant was I'll basically trap as many zombies as I can with lots of nets and such, whatever I can find when I run to the fishing shop. And then set fire to the trapped zombies with my homemade thermite and magnesium that I totally stole from school along with my couple of bottles of hydroclauric acid which can be used as a non lethal weapon against humans.

And also, TTanT. In the first days of conflict no-one will be armed.

And how about wiring a couple of assult rifles together and then attaching there triggers together with some string and then making a barrage of undodgable rapid firing bullets.

[Grim_]

cough recoil cough

[Seraphi]

Strapping assault rifles together would cause your accuracy to fall to unprecedented levels.

A shotgun is only good as a holdback weapon, its zombie killing potential is actually low compared to the rifle or pistol due to accuracy. The wire idea is quite good, but it isn't flawless. Eventually, it's going to snap.

 

Playing on a computer should be the least of your priorities, finding a non-perishable source of food should be first and foremost. I think most supermarkets have generators in the case of a powercut, so it'd be worth stockpiling fuel, as well as getting extra food from outside, since you have no idea how long you will be there, and between a group of 5-8 people (Which is what most groups should be, realistically) you may not have enough food to last the entire apocalypse (Non-perishable food, I mean). You will defrinately want to eat all the perishables first, and make sure there is a large source of water. Most supermarkets carry water-purification tablets, so there are no worries there.

 

Now, as for transport, most supermarkets will have one of those huge transport lorries, which, with a little modification (Armour plates and such) can be used as a very effective scavenging vehicle, as long as you're prepared to fight off the few dozen zombies which will inevitably be attracted by such a vehicle. This is why you should have a plan like such:

Now, in this particular scenario, a scavenging lorry has just returned, there are 3 people in the scavenging lorry. One is inside the storage with the trips loot, and should easily be able to communicate with the two people in the cabin. He should have a shotgun and should be firing at the pursuing hoarde with aim to cripple them and make them easier for the cleanup to dispose of. The lorry should rush in, pull to a brake, and then all three people should exit the vehicle. The gate should be closed immediatly and there should be a few people up ladders to take out zombies which are on the outside. Any zombies that get in will be mopped up by the ones who are not on ladders. the vehicle should not be emptied until all zombies are disposed of. The more people up on the walls shooting at zombies, the better.

 

 

Please, feel free to point out anything wrong with this plan.

[Seraphi]

Typo.

[Aeon_]

Use akimbo model 1887's on 'em. :P

 

Why not just have a .44 revolver? Quite easy to reload, has high caliber bullets and not as much recoil as a shotgun.

[TTanT]

Only £50 for a shtgun licence Rocco, and if I really feel like breaking the law I could get a gun of the Internet and have a courier take it to me (unlikely yes, but in the first couple of days before the outbreak)

 

and TTanT what I meant was I'll basically trap as many zombies as I can with lots of nets and such, whatever I can find when I run to the fishing shop. And then set fire to the trapped zombies with my homemade thermite and magnesium that I totally stole from school along with my couple of bottles of hydroclauric acid which can be used as a non lethal weapon against humans.

And also, TTanT. In the first days of conflict no-one will be armed.

And how about wiring a couple of assult rifles together and then attaching there triggers together with some string and then making a barrage of undodgable rapid firing bullets.

 

 

Firstly, how do you know that no-one is armed? There are plenty of people who carry weapondry on a day to day basis, and if zombies are around, that number will spike drastically.

 

Also, if you have trapped the zombies in hemp rope and then set them on fire, the rope will turn in ashes. The there will be flaming zombies attacking you.

 

 

And steel wire is far more expensive, harder to find, and heavier.

 

I say we should just stockpile ammunition for zombie killing. Unless we can all learn how to get headshots with a crossbow.

[Guest Mrmegakirby]

Use akimbo model 1887's on 'em. :P

 

Why not just have a .44 revolver? Quite easy to reload, has high caliber bullets and not as much recoil as a shotgun.

 

Accuracy. Any one handed guns can be quite difficult to get a headshot with. Remeber that you could be nervous, and therefore your hand might be shaking a bit. A laser point would fix accuracy problems, but being able to get very calm, very fast is vital.

 

I think the best weapon to use would be an AK-47, outfitted with a scope, assuming you can supress the urge to go full automatic or waste ammo quickly. If not, some sort of bolt action. But I guess it would be better to never have to shoot a zombie.

 

eh. Random thoughts.

[Wisp]

Use akimbo model 1887's on 'em. :P

 

Why not just have a .44 revolver? Quite easy to reload, has high caliber bullets and not as much recoil as a shotgun.

 

Accuracy. Any one handed guns can be quite difficult to get a headshot with. Remeber that you could be nervous, and therefore your hand might be shaking a bit. A laser point would fix accuracy problems, but being able to get very calm, very fast is vital.

 

I think the best weapon to use would be an AK-47, outfitted with a scope, assuming you can supress the urge to go full automatic or waste ammo quickly. If not, some sort of bolt action. But I guess it would be better to never have to shoot a zombie.

 

eh. Random thoughts.

Ak 47's aren't that accurate. Sure, they're reliable, but the reason why is because there is a lot of space in between the moving parts, which means they're not very accurate. Most modern day assault rifles or semi automatic rifles are pretty reliable. In max brook's book he was talking about the m16a1 and a2 which were used in the 60s.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Great, a super-duper knife on a pole is a billion times more amazing (lulz) but yeh, I would only used the blunt end as the other end seems prone to get stuck. It would also be useful as a door opener thing.

 

Ross, your American right? American supermarkets are huge compared to English supermarkets (albiet big Asda's and Tesco's). My supermarket isn't that big, I could easily walk all over it in about two minutes. It's very very small.

My plan is to burst in there with a car, (filled up with petrol as there is a petrol station quite close (I'll get food from petoral station). Once I'm in the shop I'd quickly fire a shotto alert everyone, get the tannoy and make sure everyone exits. I'd then barricade the automatic doors with the large metal shelves, the same for all the fire exits. After that I would make my way into the nice carpeted office and I'd make a sort of bed thing (ripped out seats of car).

Then I'd just stay there.

And i'd make a sort of mechanism out of string that alerts me if a zombie comes and then come up with a sort of weapon.

I'd also climb on the roof (which has razor wire at th bottom) and make a sort of treehouse overtime. Slowly I would go to different shops (by climbing on the roof) and get different thugs. Using my deboning wire as a sort of harness + zombie restrain thing.

[Seraphi]

I'm English, and supermarkets aren't that small.

I'll tell you a good resource: Honey. Honey never perishes naturally, and is quite nutritional.

[Guest Mrmegakirby]

Honey is actually the only natural substance that can sustain life on it's own. Plus it tastes great. Someone, quick, get a bee farm!

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

1) Oh dear god... these lists always seem to start flame wars. But yes, i'm a white teenager and to be honest I couldn't care less. I have zero (or small) empathy due to having aspergers and I could probably kil a man or women easily. I'm not really trying to go on a killing spree, just take people out of a shop.

2) Police won't do anything in england, some have tazers but I could probably get past them until they call riot police or SWAT or weapon-licenced ones. In any case i'll probably make some basic string traps and such. (Ref, last one)

3. I'm just going to keep waiting until I see zombies take down a couple of people and then i'll do my work.

 

Ross, there is some small supermarkets and big ones, I'm not thinking of plundering a giant asda i'm thinking more of a small morrisons or those Co-ops which are supposed to be quite small.

and yeh, i'm planning on eating canned fish and beans along with canned soup... Dear god I hope I remember the can opener.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

1) Once I barricade myself in i'll be safe completly, I should also bring a couple of friends. Aswell as that, no matter how hard they try i'll be in a better position.

2) Oh dear god.........

 

Omg, the british army could probably destroy all the zombies. The american army is bigger but its not as concentrated.

The british could have tons of things.

I'm just staying at home :P

[Guest Mrmegakirby]

Just for future reference, never post that you could kill someone. Or men in black suits could show up at your door, and whisk you away. Then, worst of all, they'd check your internet history and find about the TZDF.

 

Oh, and shooting people in a zombie apocolyspe is idiotic. It takes one person to sneak up behind you and tackle you down. Or come back with a gun of their own and shoot you. Getting the hell away from civilization is your best bet.

[TTanT]

Also, I'd just like to say that murder seems so easy until the actual moment comes.

 

And Hex, if you were considered a real threat by the military, you'd be screwed. They won't be messing around during an apocalypse. They just bomb the supermarket and send in an elite force to remove your burning corpse.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

HELP!!! There are men outside with black shades and suits.

They have guns

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