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Zombie Plans-Revised

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Its simple find the only bridge out of town cross it in a car driving through zombies if you must and once you've crossed it blow it up

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This thread is for off topic, someone PM a mod.

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Zombies can't swim right? I'd move to Hawaii.

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Zombies can't swim right? I'd move to Hawaii.

Zombies don't swim. They zombify fish and THOSE swim. Or they could just walk along on the bottom of the ocean, seeing as how they don't exactly get sick due to pressure. So unless you happen to own a zombie shark harpoon.... stick with land.

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Pie, no.

 

Most people have accepeted that zombies can only be humans, monkeys and dogs I think? I mean imagine a fly bieng a carrier; no chance of survival.

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If a dog can be zombiefied, I would think something like a dolphin could be zombified as well.

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And probably so can a fly... infact why don't we make the virus airborne.

 

Please can it just affect humans to avoid complications.

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I think its down to brain size and intelligence levels.

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Well were the only "clever" race on this planet apart from chimps.

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Dolphins are incredibly intelligent, actually.

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I knew you'd say that but actully there overrated, in comparison to humans there nothing.

 

for any more discussion start another thread in off topic.

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Nah, it's fine here.

Chimps are also almost nothing compared to humans, really.

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Yeh, your right.

but theres more evidence of them bieng clever - they've trained a chimp to understand sign language and it has showed itself to have a human-like brain.

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Elephants are also pretty damn smart.

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Yeh, apparently its only: Chimps, humans and elephants which have self awareness.

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Dolphins too.

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Pretty sure they're in the top 5 smartest animals, at the very least, so I assume that they can be zombified.

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I'm only going to assume humans can be zombified. Some virus's only effect humans y'no.

 

Also, my plan is to take a car full of canned food and water towards the docks and then steal a boat and live there for the rest of my life, I will use a shotgun to scare everyone away from me.

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Flaw - All the boats would have been taken by people who know how to steer and run a boat.

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or go on an oil rig preferably floating. Also If we are thinking of romero zombies I am fairly sure only humans can be zombified.

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I actully thought about an oil rig but then I realised that other people would be gaurding it.

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That is why you bring many people with many guns and take it for yourself. In any type of invasion you will outlast the zombies on it if you can bring enough food and water.

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Actully oil rigs already have food.

 

And getting enough people together quickly is going to be hard.

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STEP ONE: Get supplies without getting bitten

STEP TWO: Get all of your buddies without anyone getting bitten

STEP THREE: Get to the coast without getting bitten

STEP FOUR: Get a boat without getting bitten

STEP FIVE: Go to a deserted island without getting bitten

STEP SIX: Wait out the virus

 

 

Whether dolphins can be infected or not is a moot point. You'd have to be pretty close to the ocean for them to be able to get you.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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