Seraphi Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Carpenter's hammer and crowbar are both easily obtainable. I actually keep several hammers and a crowbar in my room, in case of zombies/burglars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 What I'd actually do in case of an outbreak: Collect all weapon-like objects (knives, bow, rifle, axes, hammers, crowbars, etc.)Put them in bags.Put on MC suit with only light clothes underneath.Put bags on motorcycle and drive to the girl I love.Pick her up and drive to cabin (it's in a very sparsely populated area).Arm her and and hunt for food (or fish).Kill any aproaching zombie with rifle or nail-gun.Wait for everywhere else to get rid of their zombies.Return home. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 rgg... dude, i dont plan ahead that well. i wannna try my lacrose stick agains tzombies, anyways. also ross... zombies are beings o frotten flesh. their bones are weaker than a humans. that makes it easier to do anything to them, be it slicing, or bashing. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Hey, while i'm on my boat, filled with women that i've kidnapped i'd be playing this song. [hide][/hide] builders nail guns (the ones you need a permit to buy) are pretty much a perfect weapon against zombies, easy ammunition and can be filled up with nearly any inert gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 rgg... dude, i dont plan ahead that well. i wannna try my lacrose stick agains tzombies, anyways. also ross... zombies are beings o frotten flesh. their bones are weaker than a humans. that makes it easier to do anything to them, be it slicing, or bashing.Human bones are actually very strong. They wouldn't weaken so much that you could tap them and they would break, it would still require quite an amount of force to get through the skull. Slicing weapons aren't really effective anyway. They're mainly designed to cause organ damage. You want a crushing weapon (Carpenter hammer/crowbar) or a trench spike, since that is specifically designed to stab through the skull and steel helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 oh and retech,... dungeoneering? Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 There are two normal (builders) nail guns at my cabin and one that fires nails the size of two or three needles, as well as a portable compressor and heaps of nails. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Mather, there illegal over here! Those things are the equivelant to guns. God finally, all of you have seen sense. Best weapon = light sledgehammer.You need a gun as a sidearm, i'd recomend a kalkashnikov as they seem never to jam and have an automatic function. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 i like killing things. how i kill them doesnt really matter.. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Earth, but if you chose a gay weapon you won't kill anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 dont you mean weak weapon?... jeezus man, reword your sectances so they aint offensive. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Sorry, thats just me - i'm not changing. Anyway, they mean the same thing, it doesn't mean homosexual its just slang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 not really.. some of the greatest medival warlords were reportedly homosexuals.. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Mather, there illegal over here! Those things are the equivelant to guns.They're not like guns, they need to be pushed against something to work, though a bit of tape fixes that. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Hex, don't be a douche. Also, light sledgehammer might as well be a carpenters hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Sorry Ross.... *stands in corner" Not really Ross, a carpenters hammer is about the length of my arm under the elbow, a sledge hammer should be three quarters of my leg. Besides - there will be more strength. Mather, oh ok.You don't have the ones i'm on about - some you can fire from about five metre's and they'll work like a bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Ross, this is a light sledgehammer: Hex, this is the kind I'm talking about: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 lol. anyways, ross, i agree with you. katana is not the best weapon. (no, im not covering up a mistake, im truely agreeeing. i jsut wanted to do some ninja killing with a katana) usually, i would have chosen a beter one. but im insane, and i dont make sane decicions any more. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Earth, lay of the weeeeeeeeeeeeed. I mean just a You are not allowed to use that image extension on this board, so heres a link Here.type of sledgehammer Mather, the ones i'm talking about are much bigger, and they are still carryable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 It's wierd. We just had a schoolwide assembly to watch this video on bullying, and about the slang word "gay". It had various kids talking about it, and all that generic stuff. I bet Hex was in the video. ;-) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I was the one with black hair :P, you only saw me for a second. I got cut out :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Slashing weapons generally suck for zombies. The best ones are the heavier ones, or the ones with thicker blades, such as a Machete. I have three machetes in my house, and I'd say their pretty good. Sure, reach is limited compared to larger edged weapons, but they pack a punch, are durable, and light. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 The internet will not last forever. And, please don't use a nailgun... Are they not horribily inaccurate when modified? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I've got a kukri machete, though I don't think it's better than the shortswords. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 The internet will not last forever. And, please don't use a nailgun... Are they not horribily inaccurate when modified? They are pretty inaccuarate by from 5-7 metres they'll hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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