Carpenter's hammer and crowbar are both easily obtainable. I actually keep several hammers and a crowbar in my room, in case of zombies/burglars.

What I'd actually do in case of an outbreak:

 

Collect all weapon-like objects (knives, bow, rifle, axes, hammers, crowbars, etc.)

Put them in bags.

Put on MC suit with only light clothes underneath.

Put bags on motorcycle and drive to the girl I love.

Pick her up and drive to cabin (it's in a very sparsely populated area).

Arm her and and hunt for food (or fish).

Kill any aproaching zombie with rifle or nail-gun.

Wait for everywhere else to get rid of their zombies.

Return home.

rgg... dude, i dont plan ahead that well. i wannna try my lacrose stick agains tzombies, anyways. also ross... zombies are beings o frotten flesh. their bones are weaker than a humans. that makes it easier to do anything to them, be it slicing, or bashing.

Hey, while i'm on my boat, filled with women that i've kidnapped i'd be playing this song.

 

 

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builders nail guns (the ones you need a permit to buy) are pretty much a perfect weapon against zombies, easy ammunition and can be filled up with nearly any inert gas.

rgg... dude, i dont plan ahead that well. i wannna try my lacrose stick agains tzombies, anyways. also ross... zombies are beings o frotten flesh. their bones are weaker than a humans. that makes it easier to do anything to them, be it slicing, or bashing.

Human bones are actually very strong. They wouldn't weaken so much that you could tap them and they would break, it would still require quite an amount of force to get through the skull.

 

Slicing weapons aren't really effective anyway. They're mainly designed to cause organ damage. You want a crushing weapon (Carpenter hammer/crowbar) or a trench spike, since that is specifically designed to stab through the skull and steel helmets.

oh and retech,... dungeoneering?

There are two normal (builders) nail guns at my cabin and one that fires nails the size of two or three needles, as well as a portable compressor and heaps of nails.

Mather, there illegal over here! Those things are the equivelant to guns.

 

God finally, all of you have seen sense.

 

Best weapon = light sledgehammer.

You need a gun as a sidearm, i'd recomend a kalkashnikov as they seem never to jam and have an automatic function.

i like killing things. how i kill them doesnt really matter..

Earth, but if you chose a gay weapon you won't kill anything.

dont you mean weak weapon?... jeezus man, reword your sectances so they aint offensive.

Sorry, thats just me - i'm not changing.

 

Anyway, they mean the same thing, it doesn't mean homosexual its just slang.

not really.. some of the greatest medival warlords were reportedly homosexuals..

Mather, there illegal over here! Those things are the equivelant to guns.

They're not like guns, they need to be pushed against something to work, though a bit of tape fixes that.

Hex, don't be a douche.

 

Also, light sledgehammer might as well be a carpenters hammer.

Sorry Ross.... *stands in corner"

 

Not really Ross, a carpenters hammer is about the length of my arm under the elbow, a sledge hammer should be three quarters of my leg. Besides - there will be more strength.

 

Mather, oh ok.

You don't have the ones i'm on about - some you can fire from about five metre's and they'll work like a bullet.

Ross, this is a light sledgehammer:

 

Hex, this is the kind I'm talking about:

lol. anyways, ross, i agree with you. katana is not the best weapon. (no, im not covering up a mistake, im truely agreeeing. i jsut wanted to do some ninja killing with a katana) usually, i would have chosen a beter one. but im insane, and i dont make sane decicions any more.

Earth, lay of the weeeeeeeeeeeeed.

 

 

I mean just a

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Mather, the ones i'm talking about are much bigger, and they are still carryable.

It's wierd. We just had a schoolwide assembly to watch this video on bullying, and about the slang word "gay". It had various kids talking about it, and all that generic stuff.

 

I bet Hex was in the video. ;-)

I was the one with black hair :P, you only saw me for a second. I got cut out :P

Slashing weapons generally suck for zombies. The best ones are the heavier ones, or the ones with thicker blades, such as a Machete. I have three machetes in my house, and I'd say their pretty good. Sure, reach is limited compared to larger edged weapons, but they pack a punch, are durable, and light.

The internet will not last forever.

 

And, please don't use a nailgun... Are they not horribily inaccurate when modified?

I've got a kukri machete, though I don't think it's better than the shortswords.

The internet will not last forever.

 

And, please don't use a nailgun... Are they not horribily inaccurate when modified?

 

They are pretty inaccuarate by from 5-7 metres they'll hit.